"Put the lotus seeds, longan, peanuts and corn into the pot, bring to a simmer and cook slowly. Hold the spoon and stir once clockwise, then two times counterclockwise, three times clockwise, four times counterclockwise, five times anticlockwise, and six times anticlockwise. …and

The girl on the left, your movements are not standard.

When I first arrived in a certain city in the south, I was bored waiting for the train at a certain city train station. I bought a sugar cane and squatted on the roadside to gnaw it. However, a gang of speedsters came and snatched the sugar cane from my hand. Walk! I stood there completely stunned: Could it be that the speedsters even robbed the sugar cane? At this time, the man came back on a motorcycle and cursed: "I thought you were talking on the phone!"

It turned out that the girl was the strongman, and the black guys behind were stunned.

"Pair lotus seeds, longan, and peanuts Put the corn into the pot, simmer, cook slowly, hold the spoon, stir once clockwise, then stir twice counterclockwise, three times clockwise, four times counterclockwise, five times anticlockwise, six times anticlockwise... and so on, Stirring and stirring, you fall asleep."

I wanted to know how long a roll of toilet paper is. I tried it just now, but I threw my phone down.

One time I worked a night shift, and I just started working for a while. There was a power outage, so a group of us bragging and playing together. I said: Anyway, there is no electricity, let’s forget about getting off work. At this time, someone said that the leaders were still in a meeting. I was surprised: How can I hold a meeting without electricity? At this time, a master said: They are telling lies with their eyes open. It doesn’t matter if there is electricity or not.

reacts really fast, is this a floor drift?

often dreams of going to work in a company where he has worked before. It is still a familiar working environment. In a huge office, he smokes a cigarette or drinks tea alone... I dreamed of going there again last night, and suddenly found that everything in the office had been emptied. . When I was about to get angry, a very impatient voice came out: If you come here again, you'll have to pay the rent! I woke up sweating. It was the first time I heard that there was a charge for dreaming!

What happened to this tree?

tell me how many people can understand it! A male friend likes to reply to me with "Oh" when chatting on WeChat. One time, I was out of my mind, and in the spirit of embarrassment, I replied "No", and then his impression of me was refreshed...

Tonight It’s a blessing, I’m going to stew these two bitches

My son won the first place in the exam, and I went to attend the parent-teacher meeting, and my face naturally became brighter. Some parents asked me: "Your son is so good, how do you educate your child?" I proudly said: "Be careful with your budget!" The parents were happy: "Be careful with your budget, isn't that how you live your life?" I explained: "The same goes for educating children. 'Be careful with your budget' means slapping frequently, but be careful and don't swat too much each time. As long as the children are obedient!"

This toilet is equipped with the word "Gong"

A doctor is testing three mental patients. The doctor asked the first patient: "What is 3 times 3?" "274." The first patient replied. The doctor asked the second patient: "It's your turn now, what is 3 times 3?" "Tuesday." The doctor asked the third patient: "It's your turn now, what is 3 times 3?" "9. "Very good." The doctor praised, "How did you calculate it?" "It's not simple. Divide 274 by Tuesday." Once, a client visited and the two talked for a long time in the office. After sending the customer away, the supervisor said to us: "This customer is so rude. I talked for more than half an hour and he actually yawned more than 20 times!" A male colleague whispered: "That's not a yawn; he is I want to talk but I can’t get a word in. "

Nowadays, playing in the mud has become a different level for primary school students.

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