If you had the superpower to be any son, how would you use it?
Just because you were playing a game of kings, after being criticized by your teammates, you called him "Dad"!
As a result, the opponent is like a chicken blood. Crazy Kerry will lead you to win. Afterwards, he will give you a bunch of noble skins, saying that he does not allow his son to play games and there are no noble skins.
After the game, you were too lazy to buy food, so you called your roommate "Dad."
As a result, nine roommates ran to the cafeteria together and bought you a portion of each dish, saying that while your "son" was growing, he was very nutritious. Keep up.
The most exaggerated thing is that during the exam, you secretly called the invigilator "Dad."
Then he secretly took your test paper and helped you finish it himself, saying that no matter how tired you were, you couldn't be so tired that you said "Son!"
Only then do you realize that you have an invincible superpower.
No matter who you call "Dad", he will 100% treat you as your own son!
has this ability, but you still have to slap the screws.
You go directly to Hangzhou to find Jack Ma , and all the employees of Alibaba Company come to stop you, but you just say "dad" and directly let them take you to Jack Ma willingly.
When you broke into the conference room, Jack Ma was having a meeting with the company's shareholders. Usually the senior management would be angry on the spot.
points your nose and scolds you where are you from?
But you ignored them at all, walked up to Ma, and called him "Dad."
The shareholders were stunned for a moment, and they all burst into laughter. Please ask Ma, "Dad," can you just call this joke online! Someone actually ran up to her and shouted.
is really stupid!
But the next second, everyone was slapped in the face.
Ma, who was originally a serious person, actually gently held your hand after being called by you, asked you to sit in the chairman's seat, and then solemnly announced: he is abdicating.
Next, Alibaba will let you take over, and the shareholders’ meeting will be broadcast live globally. How can other shareholders of the company be willing to let you, a young boy, take over?
was about to say harsh words, but you opened your mouth and said: Dads, do you have any opinions?
In an instant, all the shareholders' faces changed in a second. They all looked at you kindly and applauded enthusiastically to support your rise to power.
Everyone watching the live broadcast was dumbfounded and confused about the situation.
And now you are calling them "Dad" in front of the global live broadcast.
Just say "Dad", at least 3 billion people in the world have an extra son!
There are keyboard warriors online who want to troll you.
As a result, every one of your 3 billion fathers spit at each other and the keyboard warrior was sprayed to death.
Your outrageous behavior also attracted the attention of the higher-ups. After a secret investigation, they discovered your specialness and sent someone overnight to take you away in isolation suits.
You were frightened by this posture. You brought live ammunition to the person in charge. You even spoke with a tearful tone and said, "Dad, what are you doing?"
As soon as the words fell, person in charge, look at you. His eyes suddenly became kind, and he waved his hand to the special forces, each with a big mouth.
Then the person in charge told me all about the motherland’s plan, and you lost it too. He directly told me about his super power to the motherland.
shocked the motherland and announced at that time that it had a weapon that spanned the ages!
Beautiful Country Don’t believe in evil. You provoked the motherland in various ways, but in the end you called the boss of Beautiful Country “Dad”.
On the same day, the beautiful country announced its annexation to China, and the whole world was shocked.
At this time, China announced to the outside world that it would not be the first to threaten its son.
So, with your ability to call daddy, the world is unified!
Alien civilization invaded the earth and completely suppressed the earth with high technology. At the critical moment, you stepped forward and called the alien, "Dad."
In the end, the other party did not respond at all!
You just realized that this ability is only effective for people on earth, just when aliens are arrogant and want to destroy the earth.
You suddenly called out your son, pointed at your son and told the aliens.
If you call your son daddy, then he becomes your daddy and you become your own grandfather. However, a person cannot be both a grandson and a grandfather, so he will enter the grandparent-grandson collapse.
All the laws of the universe will collapse. The aliens are so scared that they collapse to the ground. They don't dare to destroy the earth anymore. They turn around and run away.
But you stopped him and asked him to agree to your request.
He dare not refuse! What's your request?
With a serious look on your face, ask him to call you son.
Because you don't allow someone to refuse to be your "dad".
