My wife is so kind, she always cares about me, especially when she is eating, she often picks up food for me. She is very considerate: "Honey, this tastes terrible, here it is for you~~"
My new girlfriend asked me Go to her house to play.
Me: I’ll bring you something along the way!
Girlfriend: No, I still have a box at home [Admiration]..
My son has a fever, so I took him to the hospital for an intravenous drip.
The nurse said to her son: "Kid, don't be afraid. Auntie will give you some sugar water, and your illness will be cured in no time!"
The son looked at the dark brown potion next to him and said, "Auntie, I want to give you a Coke, no. Make some sugar water! "
I was eating in a restaurant and saw a beautiful woman not far away from me. She was my type. I was thinking about how to strike up a conversation. At this time, the beautiful woman got up and walked out, but before I could think about it, I was at a loss. Well, just when the beautiful woman came to me, I involuntarily stretched out my leg, causing her to trip and fall.
I was listening to music with my husband this morning. My husband suddenly farted very loudly. I rolled my eyes at him, and then the music just stopped. I said, "Keep playing!" My husband blushed and said, "Oh, my wife, This thing can’t just be released. I didn’t expect you to be so good, my wife!” My face was full of black lines: “I’m talking about music!”
A woman felt that her breasts were not big enough and wanted to have them augmented, so she went to the hospital to communicate with the doctor. : "Doctor, what will be the effect of surgery?" The doctor said there are four situations:
1. They are not the same.
2. Big difference.
3. Not the same size.
4. Not too big.
teacher: "Xiao Ming, what is 5X4?"
Xiao Ming: "20."
teacher: "What about 4X5?"
Xiao Ming: "I don't know, I only learned X4!"
teacher: "Isn't this the same? "
Xiao Ming: "Of course it's different. What you pulled out after eating chicken legs was poop. Try eating poop and see if you can poop out chicken legs?" Teacher: "Get out."
She was pregnant with her second child, and her son was lying on her stomach. My belly asked: Mom, after you give birth to this baby, can you help me give birth to a puppy when you have time?
