1. "You are so beautiful, especially those eyes, no more, no less, exactly two." 2. "I asked why it stopped raining, but it turned out that you were the one who made me speechless." 3. "I know you are soft-hearted, but you still have two eyes." Are you kind? I was born with the h

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1. "You are so beautiful, especially those eyes, no more, no less, exactly two."

2. "I asked why it stopped raining, but it turned out that you were the one who made me speechless."

3. "I know you are soft-hearted, but you still have two eyes." Are you kind? I was born with the help of the villagers. "

4. "The bones are very strange. Which episode of Liaozhai? Gold always shines, right?"

7. "Have you considered going to Gotham City to compete with Batman ? "I'm sorry to make you unhappy, but I think I am It’s nice to chat with you, thank you.”

9. “It’s obvious that it’s my first time to be a human being and I don’t have much experience, so I perfectly avoided what everyone should do.”

10. “When I was born as a human being, I wanted to become an immortal. When I was born on earth, I wanted to go to heaven. ”

11. “I want to call you to talk about three views. Hahaha, I’m just kidding. I don’t have time, and you don’t have three views.”

12. “When I think of you, I think of one word, Si, what is it, oh~ The two words in it are a true reflection of you. "

13. "It's like smearing and with all your energy. "

14. "If you weren't ugly, you would look good. ”

15. “Others have reduced their waists and legs, so why do you want to reduce your brain cells?”

16. “If you keep chewing your teeth, I’ll hang you and your breasts on the windmill of the children’s channel”

17. “Look. My memory makes me treat you like a human again."

18. "Where did you find the Feng Shui treasure? You are so brave and good at fighting without losing your family tradition."

19. "You only have one face, save it, I'm afraid you won't be able to use it in the future. "

20. "Which sewer was not closed properly and you crawled out again"

21. "Is that a meatball hanging around your neck?"

22. "Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I judge people by their appearance. Problem."

23. "Sister, is it wireless Bluetooth? It's high-tech to pair anywhere."

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What kind of roads are there in your city? Look at the picture below and you will understand something. The so-called art means that people cannot understand it. I didn't notice it at first, but now the more I look at it, the more wrong it becomes. - DayDayNews

What kind of roads are there in your city? Look at the picture below and you will understand something. The so-called art means that people cannot understand it. I didn't notice it at first, but now the more I look at it, the more wrong it becomes.

Hilarious comment: I wonder why the van is not black?

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When an old colleague resigned, everyone was very sad. She said: "For four years, every day from 9 am to 6 pm, we sat together for more than ten hours, not counting overtime. If we subtract the traffic time on the road and sleeping time at night, my husband and I were together. H - DayDayNews

When an old colleague resigned, everyone was very sad. She said: "For four years, every day from 9 am to 6 pm, we sat together for more than ten hours, not counting overtime. If we subtract the traffic time on the road and sleeping time at night, my husband and I were together. H

Happy joke: An old colleague resigned, and everyone was very sad

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1. There were two beauties sitting in front of me on the bus. One said: "I still think boys should have longer legs." The other said: "I think so too. When you are blocked in an alley, you can escape from his crotch." . . ." 2. One person asked his friend: "Why do you laugh when - DayDayNews

1. There were two beauties sitting in front of me on the bus. One said: "I still think boys should have longer legs." The other said: "I think so too. When you are blocked in an alley, you can escape from his crotch." . . ." 2. One person asked his friend: "Why do you laugh when

Happy moment: My daughter went on a blind date and came back and said: The blind date failed again.

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Who hasn’t encountered a few disgusting people or things in four years of college? Let’s experience what netizens shared: #The most disgusting thing I encountered in college#▼I was really sick! ▼Is there something wrong with such a person’s head? ? ? ▼Keep the mud on your body fo - DayDayNews

Who hasn’t encountered a few disgusting people or things in four years of college? Let’s experience what netizens shared: #The most disgusting thing I encountered in college#▼I was really sick! ▼Is there something wrong with such a person’s head? ? ? ▼Keep the mud on your body fo

"Someone pooped in a public bathroom?? What kind of devilish roommates are these!"

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1. Burr Martin deceived his daughter by recreating her selfies. 2. “My girlfriend’s dad sent this caption, ‘Can’t believe this guy left his GPS on his dashboard when he went to the store.’” 3. “We didn’t have 19 candles. My dad said cake It's my fourth birthday." 4. "My dad 'trie - DayDayNews

1. Burr Martin deceived his daughter by recreating her selfies. 2. “My girlfriend’s dad sent this caption, ‘Can’t believe this guy left his GPS on his dashboard when he went to the store.’” 3. “We didn’t have 19 candles. My dad said cake It's my fourth birthday." 4. "My dad 'trie

14 Photos That Prove "Dads Have the Best Sense of Sense"

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Painting happened on a whim and I stayed up late in the study. My boyfriend urged me several times not to stay up late, but I ignored him. The last time he finally got angry and grabbed the brush from my hand! I was very angry and punched him. He stepped back repeatedly and excla - DayDayNews

Painting happened on a whim and I stayed up late in the study. My boyfriend urged me several times not to stay up late, but I ignored him. The last time he finally got angry and grabbed the brush from my hand! I was very angry and punched him. He stepped back repeatedly and excla

Three tepid jokes in Issue 753 - Huahua

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1. In college, a boy confessed to the school goddess: "Looking back 500 times in the past life is exchanged for one encounter in this life. We were not able to be together in the previous life. We are destined to be together in this life. Can you be my girlfriend?" But the goddes - DayDayNews

1. In college, a boy confessed to the school goddess: "Looking back 500 times in the past life is exchanged for one encounter in this life. We were not able to be together in the previous life. We are destined to be together in this life. Can you be my girlfriend?" But the goddes

Happy moment: My female boss was kidnapped late at night, and she told me excitedly in the morning: It’s been more than 10 years...

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My best friend kindly advised me: "We don't need to be obsessed with nymphomaniacs and imitate those perverts who follow good housewives into the men's room~" For example, when you are touching up your makeup, there happens to be a boy who has finished his work and leaves the toi - DayDayNews

My best friend kindly advised me: "We don't need to be obsessed with nymphomaniacs and imitate those perverts who follow good housewives into the men's room~" For example, when you are touching up your makeup, there happens to be a boy who has finished his work and leaves the toi

I accidentally entered the men's room because I forgot my glasses, and was hung up.

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Ask the owner of the white car to move because it's blocking your rear wheel. If you can figure it out, Qin Shihuang can pop out of the cemetery. Among the co-authors, Nobita is the only one who is an outsider, right? - DayDayNews

Ask the owner of the white car to move because it's blocking your rear wheel. If you can figure it out, Qin Shihuang can pop out of the cemetery. Among the co-authors, Nobita is the only one who is an outsider, right?

"I accidentally saw this on my mother-in-law's phone. What kind of party is this?" Hahaha, even wearing a mask

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Have you ever seen a school express delivery station on Double Eleven, surrounded by the fear of express delivery? Let's put it this way, wholesale rope costs about 0.03 yuan, and after tying it up, it costs 0.03 W.

"Isn't it just a breakfast? Big brother's eyes are straight!" Hahaha, it's so beautiful.

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