1. A classic teacher’s funny joke. I was having dinner with a friend who is a teacher today and she complained that today’s children are very difficult to manage. If you don’t listen to anything, I will say: Show your authority! She was stunned for a moment and said: I didn't ope

1. A classic teacher’s funny joke. I was having dinner with a friend who is a teacher today and she complained that today’s children are very difficult to manage. If you don’t listen to anything, I will say: Show your authority! She was stunned for a moment and said: I didn't activate it... On a bus, the robber said to the driver: "Give me a reason not to kill you." The driver said calmly: "I'm driving."

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3. I like funny jokes. My six-year-old cousin told me that he fell in love with a girl. I asked him if he knew what liking meant. He said: "I don't like fat people knowing that Eben is fat, but I like her very much; I don't like others touching my things, so she can do it."

4. A buddy from the company answered the phone in the office. His wife called. He turned on the speakerphone when he didn't have time on his hands. His wife joked to him: "Handsome man, do you need service tonight? 888 nights are included. You can do all kinds of postures!" At that time, he heard his colleague say something domineering: "A woman like you is really abusive. I have redeemed you for several years. Can't you change your old habits?"

5. I felt a lot of tightness in my chest a few days ago, so I went to see a doctor. The doctor looked at my X-ray, frowned and said to me: "You should smoke less in the future." Although I was a little confused, I still followed the doctor's advice. When I came back, I bought a few packs of cigarettes and started Learned to smoke.

6. Where do mobile phone users like to go most? Tonghua, Jilin. Because someone said: Sorry, the user you dialed is currently on a call. If a person is not handsome, you can praise him for his temperament; if he has no temperament, you can praise him for his character; if he has no character, you can praise him for being interesting...but if he is not even interesting, then you have to praise him So cute.

7. I was on the subway during the evening rush hour. When I saw the eldest brother put away his mobile phone calmly, I squeezed next to him and waited to take his seat. As a result, the eldest brother showed no intention of getting up for a long time. I couldn't help but ask: " Brother, if you don't get out of the car, why did you put your phone away?" The elder brother looked at me in confusion: "The phone is out of battery!"

8. In high school, my English teacher was very beautiful. One day during evening study, she dressed in a white dress and made the class excited. My deskmate was an old pervert. When the teacher walked over, he put his phone down to take a lewd photo. Then suddenly the flash came on! ‍‍‍‍‍‍