12 Silly Jokes for Kids 2019

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Therefore, the content explained by the teacher still needs to attract students. Mainly because they move faster. Although I was scolded, it was good to wear an extra pair of shoes. How do you sell this ice cream? I want to buy it and take a photo. I work in a bank, do you need a - DayDayNews

Therefore, the content explained by the teacher still needs to attract students. Mainly because they move faster. Although I was scolded, it was good to wear an extra pair of shoes. How do you sell this ice cream? I want to buy it and take a photo. I work in a bank, do you need a

"They are also wearing skirts, and it is obvious whether they have boyfriends or not." Hahaha, how can you tell?

05/27 1216

I couldn't help but feel shocked. This was the first time she had said such words to me in such a long time. With tears in my eyes and a little choked up, I asked tentatively: "Isn't it a little early?" - DayDayNews

I couldn't help but feel shocked. This was the first time she had said such words to me in such a long time. With tears in my eyes and a little choked up, I asked tentatively: "Isn't it a little early?"

Funny joke, take a taxi wherever you want to go, please stop teasing us.

05/25 1586

Once upon a time, a little tadpole got separated from his mother, so he decided to find her. They swim and swim and swim. The little tadpole saw a big lobster on the lotus leaf. The little tadpole shouted loudly: mother... mother... mother... The big lobster looked back and saw a - DayDayNews

Once upon a time, a little tadpole got separated from his mother, so he decided to find her. They swim and swim and swim. The little tadpole saw a big lobster on the lotus leaf. The little tadpole shouted loudly: mother... mother... mother... The big lobster looked back and saw a

Post-00s version of hilarious composition "Tadpole Looking for Mom"

05/27 1056

1. "The client complained that I was too slow and I just showed him this and asked him if he wanted me to go slower." 2. "Trying to kill a fly with the palm of my hand and broke a window. The fly got away." 3. “I don’t think I’ll be using that power bank anytime soon.” 4. “I got - DayDayNews

1. "The client complained that I was too slow and I just showed him this and asked him if he wanted me to go slower." 2. "Trying to kill a fly with the palm of my hand and broke a window. The fly got away." 3. “I don’t think I’ll be using that power bank anytime soon.” 4. “I got

15 Photos That Prove “Smiling is the Only Remedy in Times of Difficulty”

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1. Hilarious classic porter jokes. My mother has never spanked me since I was a child, but every time I did something wrong, she would ask my dad to spank me. When I talked about this matter with my dad yesterday, my dad said: "Kid, you remember. Dad is not a violent decision-mak - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic porter jokes. My mother has never spanked me since I was a child, but every time I did something wrong, she would ask my dad to spank me. When I talked about this matter with my dad yesterday, my dad said: "Kid, you remember. Dad is not a violent decision-mak

Hilarious classic porter funny jokes, embarrassing watermelon jokes

05/28 1237

My mother had an operation. Due to the epidemic, only one person could accompany her in the inpatient department. For the sake of convenience, my wife went there. I sat at the elevator entrance and the elevator opened. A man in his 60s or so carried an umbrella and a basket and a - DayDayNews

My mother had an operation. Due to the epidemic, only one person could accompany her in the inpatient department. For the sake of convenience, my wife went there. I sat at the elevator entrance and the elevator opened. A man in his 60s or so carried an umbrella and a basket and a

An old friend's search for a relative

05/27 1705

As gently as you left, as gently as you came, you gently clicked the mouse to say goodbye to the GG/MM in the Internet. The GG/MM in the virtual world is the groom/bride in the dream. The erotic shadow in the dream is in yours. The cigarette ash/powder residue on the keyboard is - DayDayNews

As gently as you left, as gently as you came, you gently clicked the mouse to say goodbye to the GG/MM in the Internet. The GG/MM in the virtual world is the groom/bride in the dream. The erotic shadow in the dream is in yours. The cigarette ash/powder residue on the keyboard is

Farewell, network

05/28 1969

Fish: I'm not just dying. I was looking at my phone and the dogs thought I was taking pictures of them. Is this a brake failure? Man, you are shooting yourself in the foot. - DayDayNews

Fish: I'm not just dying. I was looking at my phone and the dogs thought I was taking pictures of them. Is this a brake failure? Man, you are shooting yourself in the foot.

My brother suddenly turned green. This is lower than the probability of winning the lottery, right?

05/26 1455

1. The owner of the optical shop teaches the new clerk how to give prices to customers. "When he asks you how much you want, you answer '600 yuan.' If he doesn't blink, you continue: 'This is just the price of the frame, the lenses are 400 yuan.' If he still doesn't blink, you He - DayDayNews

1. The owner of the optical shop teaches the new clerk how to give prices to customers. "When he asks you how much you want, you answer '600 yuan.' If he doesn't blink, you continue: 'This is just the price of the frame, the lenses are 400 yuan.' If he still doesn't blink, you He

Joke: Boss, another case of beer, no wine

05/24 1991

I sent a WeChat message to my dad, saying that I was heartbroken. The next day, he called me and asked me to have a meal. I asked him: "Who is there?" Dad hesitated for a while and said: "Just the two of us. I won't take your mother. You just Lovelorn, it’s not okay for me to sho - DayDayNews

I sent a WeChat message to my dad, saying that I was heartbroken. The next day, he called me and asked me to have a meal. I asked him: "Who is there?" Dad hesitated for a while and said: "Just the two of us. I won't take your mother. You just Lovelorn, it’s not okay for me to sho

I sent a WeChat message to my dad, saying that I was heartbroken.

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God’s reply: I just want to have breakfast, my brother’s eyes are straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful. God’s reply: Some people always say that they are not doing well, but they gain a lot of weight when they step on the scale. - DayDayNews

God’s reply: I just want to have breakfast, my brother’s eyes are straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful. God’s reply: Some people always say that they are not doing well, but they gain a lot of weight when they step on the scale.

God replied: Just have breakfast, my brother’s eyes will be straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful

06/01 1854

Dad bought Xiaobao a goldfish from the flower and bird market, and Xiaobao liked it very much. But after only two days, the goldfish became listless. The stall owner said cheerfully: "Actually, fish also need to have friends. They need to keep a few more fish, and choose a few fi - DayDayNews

Dad bought Xiaobao a goldfish from the flower and bird market, and Xiaobao liked it very much. But after only two days, the goldfish became listless. The stall owner said cheerfully: "Actually, fish also need to have friends. They need to keep a few more fish, and choose a few fi

A smile every day | Secret recipe for raising goldfish

06/01 1925

We can always encounter various scams in life. The most typical and common one is MLM. This Ponzi scheme came from abroad in the 1980s, from the earliest MLM conferences to now being packaged and hidden on the Internet. , always accompanying our lives. - DayDayNews

We can always encounter various scams in life. The most typical and common one is MLM. This Ponzi scheme came from abroad in the 1980s, from the earliest MLM conferences to now being packaged and hidden on the Internet. , always accompanying our lives.

Funny original: That day, I saw through the pyramid scheme, but they used a honey trap

06/01 1850

Men often joke and hear that they can make more money by donating sperm. How much money can you get from donating sperm? If you don’t have any money, just donate sperm. Think of wonderful things and feel that you are making money [Flash of inspiration][Flash of inspiration][Flash - DayDayNews

Men often joke and hear that they can make more money by donating sperm. How much money can you get from donating sperm? If you don’t have any money, just donate sperm. Think of wonderful things and feel that you are making money [Flash of inspiration][Flash of inspiration][Flash

Let me show you the extremely mysterious semen collection room

06/01 1628

Hello everyone, I write in vernacular, please pay attention if you like it. I woke up in the morning and was washing my clothes when I suddenly heard a crackling sound outside. It's raining. Rain in summer is so fast. It suddenly became a downpour. I remembered that my husband wa - DayDayNews

Hello everyone, I write in vernacular, please pay attention if you like it. I woke up in the morning and was washing my clothes when I suddenly heard a crackling sound outside. It's raining. Rain in summer is so fast. It suddenly became a downpour. I remembered that my husband wa

It's raining heavily today

06/01 1602

In fact, even in our middle and high school textbooks in China, Yu Shaobao's deeds are not publicized much. If you think about it carefully, Yue Shaobao fought against gold, and Yu Shaobao fought against Mongolia! - DayDayNews

In fact, even in our middle and high school textbooks in China, Yu Shaobao's deeds are not publicized much. If you think about it carefully, Yue Shaobao fought against gold, and Yu Shaobao fought against Mongolia!

Netizens commented on Yu Shaobao, some personal opinions

05/31 1860

The live-action remake of the classic animated film that has been so popular in recent years will have another addition. Recently, foreign media claimed that "genius director" Guy Ritchie has confirmed that he will direct Disney's live-action version of "Hercules." In fact, as ea - DayDayNews

The live-action remake of the classic animated film that has been so popular in recent years will have another addition. Recently, foreign media claimed that "genius director" Guy Ritchie has confirmed that he will direct Disney's live-action version of "Hercules." In fact, as ea

Will we still see "Sherlock Holmes 3" in our lifetime?

06/01 1664

After nearly three years, Jay Chou finally released a song again, which also made countless fans feel excited. Due to various reasons, offline concerts were put on hold and Jay Chou did not have much schedule. During this period, he also became a father again. As a result, fans c - DayDayNews

After nearly three years, Jay Chou finally released a song again, which also made countless fans feel excited. Due to various reasons, offline concerts were put on hold and Jay Chou did not have much schedule. During this period, he also became a father again. As a result, fans c

Jay Chou's new song is released, Liu Genghong has material, and he has a rival in "The Lonely Warrior"

06/01 1248

God’s reply: I just want to have breakfast, my brother’s eyes are straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful. God’s reply: Some people always say that they are not doing well, but they gain a lot of weight when they step on the scale. - DayDayNews

God’s reply: I just want to have breakfast, my brother’s eyes are straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful. God’s reply: Some people always say that they are not doing well, but they gain a lot of weight when they step on the scale.

God replied: Just have breakfast, my brother’s eyes will be straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful

06/01 1854

In the 1990s, Hong Kong and Taiwan TV dramas were particularly popular in the mainland. Due to their unique economic and material conditions, they were rich in beauties. Hong Kong had Wang Zuxian, Maggie Cheung, Li Jiaxin, Wan Bixia, Gigi Lai, etc., and they were sold in the stre - DayDayNews

In the 1990s, Hong Kong and Taiwan TV dramas were particularly popular in the mainland. Due to their unique economic and material conditions, they were rich in beauties. Hong Kong had Wang Zuxian, Maggie Cheung, Li Jiaxin, Wan Bixia, Gigi Lai, etc., and they were sold in the stre

Taking stock of Taiwanese beauties born in the 1960s who have stunned time. Many people may not know the fourth to sixth ones.

06/01 1949

In the photo, Kuang Mingjie smiles very sweetly at the camera. She has fair skin and delicate facial features. Although there are some wrinkles at the corners of her eyes, it does not affect her appearance at all. She is 53 years old at all. - DayDayNews

In the photo, Kuang Mingjie smiles very sweetly at the camera. She has fair skin and delicate facial features. Although there are some wrinkles at the corners of her eyes, it does not affect her appearance at all. She is 53 years old at all.

Kuang Mingjie posted photos without makeup. She is 53 years old and has fair skin. She has aged well. She has been married for 9 years and has no children.

06/01 1080

In any era, "being able to speak" is a very practical skill. People who master this skill always have an advantage over those who cannot speak. Some people think that "being able to speak" means being able to flatter and flatter others. This view is inevitably biased. In fact, th - DayDayNews

In any era, "being able to speak" is a very practical skill. People who master this skill always have an advantage over those who cannot speak. Some people think that "being able to speak" means being able to flatter and flatter others. This view is inevitably biased. In fact, th

No matter what the occasion, people who can talk are often the most popular

06/01 1421