TOP 10 School Jokes | Funny Classroom Jokes 2019

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As gently as you left, as gently as you came, you gently clicked the mouse to say goodbye to the GG/MM in the Internet. The GG/MM in the virtual world is the groom/bride in the dream. The erotic shadow in the dream is in yours. The cigarette ash/powder residue on the keyboard is - DayDayNews

As gently as you left, as gently as you came, you gently clicked the mouse to say goodbye to the GG/MM in the Internet. The GG/MM in the virtual world is the groom/bride in the dream. The erotic shadow in the dream is in yours. The cigarette ash/powder residue on the keyboard is

Farewell, network

05/28 1969

There is pressure everywhere in today's society, and pressure has become something that everyone wants to solve. We can relieve stress in many ways, such as jokes, jokes that can make people laugh, and humorous jokes that are so funny that they even make us cry. - DayDayNews

There is pressure everywhere in today's society, and pressure has become something that everyone wants to solve. We can relieve stress in many ways, such as jokes, jokes that can make people laugh, and humorous jokes that are so funny that they even make us cry.

Daily Smile: Today’s filters are getting more and more outrageous! Even people have returned to their ancestors...

05/26 1742

After breakfast, I accompanied my mother downstairs. She meets her old friends every day somewhere in the community. My eighty-five-year-old mother was walking and chatting. There was an apricot tree in front of the unit that bore a lot of apricots, which were now in their prime. - DayDayNews

After breakfast, I accompanied my mother downstairs. She meets her old friends every day somewhere in the community. My eighty-five-year-old mother was walking and chatting. There was an apricot tree in front of the unit that bore a lot of apricots, which were now in their prime.

Sometimes, I have no choice but to accept it because I am no longer able to

05/24 1004

@huatiaoxiapiqiu: There’s no need for jokes or anything like that, let’s talk about some metaphysics: The father in the juvenile class is most likely to have an incomplete personality, and the child is already in fourth grade. The mother from Sichuan Normal University stays at ho - DayDayNews

@huatiaoxiapiqiu: There’s no need for jokes or anything like that, let’s talk about some metaphysics: The father in the juvenile class is most likely to have an incomplete personality, and the child is already in fourth grade. The mother from Sichuan Normal University stays at ho

The Daily Life of Shadiao Netizens: Fear Marketing

05/24 1551

Everyone, what is the level of this kind of anti-theft system? You may not know yet. Cat: I feel that you are a little offended. I am really a good person who loves to cook. Can anyone explain this? Is it really reasonable? Is there any one? It may be that Ding Yizhen didn't dare - DayDayNews

Everyone, what is the level of this kind of anti-theft system? You may not know yet. Cat: I feel that you are a little offended. I am really a good person who loves to cook. Can anyone explain this? Is it really reasonable? Is there any one? It may be that Ding Yizhen didn't dare

God’s reply: I discovered this while cleaning the house I just rented! Should I tell the landlord?

05/25 1165

My mother had an operation. Due to the epidemic, only one person could accompany her in the inpatient department. For the sake of convenience, my wife went there. I sat at the elevator entrance and the elevator opened. A man in his 60s or so carried an umbrella and a basket and a - DayDayNews

My mother had an operation. Due to the epidemic, only one person could accompany her in the inpatient department. For the sake of convenience, my wife went there. I sat at the elevator entrance and the elevator opened. A man in his 60s or so carried an umbrella and a basket and a

An old friend's search for a relative

05/27 1705

1. Two female secretaries were talking: "Who invented the typewriter? It's annoying!" "What's wrong?" "As soon as I stop working, everyone will hear it immediately." 2. The manager of a company is very enthusiastic about his work. Responsible, I haven't even taken a vacation in t - DayDayNews

1. Two female secretaries were talking: "Who invented the typewriter? It's annoying!" "What's wrong?" "As soon as I stop working, everyone will hear it immediately." 2. The manager of a company is very enthusiastic about his work. Responsible, I haven't even taken a vacation in t

Joke: As long as I don’t work, everyone will hear it immediately

05/24 1054

1. “My girlfriend is a microbiologist. She just gave me this for Valentine’s Day.” 2. “My twins and I were traveling in Spain with our triplets friends.” 3. “My friend was recently on Google Got a job. This is where he works today." 4. "My daughter is the ultimate troll. She goes - DayDayNews

1. “My girlfriend is a microbiologist. She just gave me this for Valentine’s Day.” 2. “My twins and I were traveling in Spain with our triplets friends.” 3. “My friend was recently on Google Got a job. This is where he works today." 4. "My daughter is the ultimate troll. She goes

20 Funny Photos That Will Make a Difference

05/24 1326

God's reply: What kind of person is the person who can tell the police that my lawyer will be here soon? Girl walking like this, I wonder what you did last night? What are you thinking about while eating? - DayDayNews

God's reply: What kind of person is the person who can tell the police that my lawyer will be here soon? Girl walking like this, I wonder what you did last night? What are you thinking about while eating?

Tell me how you were deceived by a male ticket at a low cost? Does God have any comments? See you in the comments section.

05/25 1204

1. The current underground parking lot is designed like a maze. It takes a long time to find it every time before you find that you don’t have a car. 2. Are you dating? I am a good-looking person. Although you may think I am ugly at first, you will tolerate it after a long time. - DayDayNews

1. The current underground parking lot is designed like a maze. It takes a long time to find it every time before you find that you don’t have a car. 2. Are you dating? I am a good-looking person. Although you may think I am ugly at first, you will tolerate it after a long time.

Today’s joke (5)

05/27 1779

Dad bought Xiaobao a goldfish from the flower and bird market, and Xiaobao liked it very much. But after only two days, the goldfish became listless. The stall owner said cheerfully: "Actually, fish also need to have friends. They need to keep a few more fish, and choose a few fi - DayDayNews

Dad bought Xiaobao a goldfish from the flower and bird market, and Xiaobao liked it very much. But after only two days, the goldfish became listless. The stall owner said cheerfully: "Actually, fish also need to have friends. They need to keep a few more fish, and choose a few fi

A smile every day | Secret recipe for raising goldfish

06/01 1925

We can always encounter various scams in life. The most typical and common one is MLM. This Ponzi scheme came from abroad in the 1980s, from the earliest MLM conferences to now being packaged and hidden on the Internet. , always accompanying our lives. - DayDayNews

We can always encounter various scams in life. The most typical and common one is MLM. This Ponzi scheme came from abroad in the 1980s, from the earliest MLM conferences to now being packaged and hidden on the Internet. , always accompanying our lives.

Funny original: That day, I saw through the pyramid scheme, but they used a honey trap

06/01 1850

Men often joke and hear that they can make more money by donating sperm. How much money can you get from donating sperm? If you don’t have any money, just donate sperm. Think of wonderful things and feel that you are making money [Flash of inspiration][Flash of inspiration][Flash - DayDayNews

Men often joke and hear that they can make more money by donating sperm. How much money can you get from donating sperm? If you don’t have any money, just donate sperm. Think of wonderful things and feel that you are making money [Flash of inspiration][Flash of inspiration][Flash

Let me show you the extremely mysterious semen collection room

06/01 1628

Hello everyone, I write in vernacular, please pay attention if you like it. I woke up in the morning and was washing my clothes when I suddenly heard a crackling sound outside. It's raining. Rain in summer is so fast. It suddenly became a downpour. I remembered that my husband wa - DayDayNews

Hello everyone, I write in vernacular, please pay attention if you like it. I woke up in the morning and was washing my clothes when I suddenly heard a crackling sound outside. It's raining. Rain in summer is so fast. It suddenly became a downpour. I remembered that my husband wa

It's raining heavily today

06/01 1602

In fact, even in our middle and high school textbooks in China, Yu Shaobao's deeds are not publicized much. If you think about it carefully, Yue Shaobao fought against gold, and Yu Shaobao fought against Mongolia! - DayDayNews

In fact, even in our middle and high school textbooks in China, Yu Shaobao's deeds are not publicized much. If you think about it carefully, Yue Shaobao fought against gold, and Yu Shaobao fought against Mongolia!

Netizens commented on Yu Shaobao, some personal opinions

05/31 1860

1. I am unemployed at home, and the food is getting saltier. Me: "Don't put too much salt in cooking, salty food is bad for your health!" Mom: "You know that being idle is bad for your health, why don't you quickly find a job?" "2. After just a few minutes of homework, my phone g - DayDayNews

1. I am unemployed at home, and the food is getting saltier. Me: "Don't put too much salt in cooking, salty food is bad for your health!" Mom: "You know that being idle is bad for your health, why don't you quickly find a job?" "2. After just a few minutes of homework, my phone g

Today’s joke (6)

05/31 1827

The epidemic has not only disrupted many people's plans to study abroad and immigrate to Canada, but has also caused Canadian provinces and regions to be unable to rely on hiring foreign workers. Especially now due to the epidemic, the demand for nursing staff has increased sharp - DayDayNews

The epidemic has not only disrupted many people's plans to study abroad and immigrate to Canada, but has also caused Canadian provinces and regions to be unable to rely on hiring foreign workers. Especially now due to the epidemic, the demand for nursing staff has increased sharp

Canadian Immigration: How much emphasis is placed on nursing in Canada? This city issues a request for proposals for long-term care services

06/01 1864

I believe everyone has heard the terms "Nine Stars Lianzhu" and "Five Stars Lianzhu" a lot in the TV media, and they began to think it was very magical. Everyone is looking forward to some natural wonders and miracles in the world. Each planet in the solar system has its own magn - DayDayNews

I believe everyone has heard the terms "Nine Stars Lianzhu" and "Five Stars Lianzhu" a lot in the TV media, and they began to think it was very magical. Everyone is looking forward to some natural wonders and miracles in the world. Each planet in the solar system has its own magn

Horoscope: The alignment of planets is not always a good thing

06/01 1833

Capricorn people do not give up hope, are good at getting along with others, are not afraid of anything, have strong coordination ability, study very seriously, get along very harmoniously with their friends, and will accept the opinions put forward by their friends. - DayDayNews

Capricorn people do not give up hope, are good at getting along with others, are not afraid of anything, have strong coordination ability, study very seriously, get along very harmoniously with their friends, and will accept the opinions put forward by their friends.

If you stay up for another 6 days, people from the three major zodiac signs will think too beautifully.

06/01 1568

According to previous reports, Apple’s next-generation A16 chip will be exclusive to iPhone 14 Pro and iPhone 14 Pro Max, two high-end Apple models. iPhone 14/Max will still be equipped with A15 processors. - DayDayNews

According to previous reports, Apple’s next-generation A16 chip will be exclusive to iPhone 14 Pro and iPhone 14 Pro Max, two high-end Apple models. iPhone 14/Max will still be equipped with A15 processors.

Ming-Chi Kuo: iPhone 14 Pro / Pro Max will exclusively use the A16 chip, and Apple will do so in the future

06/01 1860

Since Intel updated its 14nm process to 10nm, process research and development seems to have accelerated a lot. It launched the Intel 7 process on the 12th generation Core processor, followed by the 13th generation Core processor. - DayDayNews

Since Intel updated its 14nm process to 10nm, process research and development seems to have accelerated a lot. It launched the Intel 7 process on the 12th generation Core processor, followed by the 13th generation Core processor.

It is revealed that Intel 4 research and development is progressing smoothly: mass production will begin in the second half of this year, and the finished product will be released next year

06/01 1771

Traditional Chinese medicine has been rooted in China for thousands of years. Practice has proved that traditional Chinese medicine, which embodies the wisdom of the Chinese nation, is a good medicine for protecting life and a gift to the world. - DayDayNews

Traditional Chinese medicine has been rooted in China for thousands of years. Practice has proved that traditional Chinese medicine, which embodies the wisdom of the Chinese nation, is a good medicine for protecting life and a gift to the world.

"Special Report on the Fifth Anniversary of the Implementation of the Traditional Chinese Medicine Law" The tree of traditional Chinese medicine is a thousand feet tall and its roots are in the fertile soil of the rule of law

06/01 1945