If you don’t laugh at my dad jokes I pay you 10$ pt. 2

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If you don’t laugh at my dad jokes I pay you 10$ pt. 2 - DayDayNews

If you don’t laugh at my dad jokes I pay you 10$ pt. 2 - DayDayNews

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@huatiaoxiapiqiu: There’s no need for jokes or anything like that, let’s talk about some metaphysics: The father in the juvenile class is most likely to have an incomplete personality, and the child is already in fourth grade. The mother from Sichuan Normal University stays at ho - DayDayNews

@huatiaoxiapiqiu: There’s no need for jokes or anything like that, let’s talk about some metaphysics: The father in the juvenile class is most likely to have an incomplete personality, and the child is already in fourth grade. The mother from Sichuan Normal University stays at ho

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