[Humorous Joke] The manager was born in 1995 and is one year younger than me. I am a little depressed. I went on a business trip with her on the weekend, and we went to eat Lanzhou Ramen at noon. I ordered two beef noodles and asked the manager what he wanted to eat. Who knew she

[Humorous Joke] The manager was born in 1995 and is one year younger than me. I am a little depressed. I went on a business trip with her on the weekend, and we went to eat Lanzhou Ramen at noon. I ordered two beef noodles and asked the manager what he wanted to eat. Who knew she actually said she wanted three points! Looking at the manager's figure of less than 100 pounds, I was very suspicious. After the noodles were served, the manager took away all the beef. Then he said to me with a smile: "Xiao Ming, you can eat this noodles, I will eat meat." Looking at 5 bowls of noodles without meat, I was confused!

【Humorous Joke】It was my sister-in-law’s birthday yesterday, and a group of sisters came to celebrate. Among the pile of gifts, the eldest brother took out a shabby little bag: "Who is this? I'm just giving you two facial masks. This gift is too light!" The sister-in-law said unhappily: "What are you talking about?" , the gift she gave you today is the most expensive one!" The eldest brother asked: "Why, is this facial mask made of gold? ''My sister-in-law said:''She is a grade 8 piano major. She just taught our son to practice piano for more than an hour, and now she is taking piano lessons outside for a thousand yuan a session. It's not like you don't know!''

【Humorous Joke】 My sister-in-law was dragged into a luxury car group by her friends, and several rich second generations gathered together to talk about cars. Rolls-Royce , Maybach , Bentley , Audi ! My sister-in-law, who had just joined the group, didn’t know the inside story and said: I have all these cars! Suddenly the group exploded, asking my sister-in-law: Which car is better. My sister-in-law replied with a confused look: They are all in my QQ parking lot! As soon as I finished speaking, my sister-in-law was kicked out!

[Humorous Joke] When I was working in an electronics factory in another place, I shared a house with a factory girl who was also a non-local. Last night, she was going out on a date with her boyfriend, and before leaving, she threw me 100 yuan. I was immediately very moved and said: You are such a good roommate in China. Is there anything I can do? She wiped the tears from the corners of my eyes and said, "Can I trouble you with something?" I straightened my back and said: OK, just tell me if you have anything. She said a little shyly: If my boyfriend sends me home tonight, can you lock the door? I made an OK gesture, and she went out very happily. After a while, I didn't know what to do. She came back on her own and didn't tell me what to do in this situation.

[Humorous Joke] As our wedding anniversary is approaching, my wife asked me to buy her a necklace. I said, look at the flesh on your neck. The necklace doesn’t look good when you wear it. It’s all stuck in the flesh, so others can’t see it. Wife: If you don’t want to buy it, just tell me. If you make excuses about my fatness, ignore me! I tried my best to persuade her, but my wife ignored me. Finally, I said that we should have seafood tonight, and my wife agreed with her eyes shining brightly. He is really a "foodie" and won't change!

[Humorous Joke] The boss with assets worth millions died in a car accident, leaving behind his wife who was six months pregnant. I saw that the female boss was pitiful with her big belly, so I married her back home. Since getting married, my wife has never cooked and has always ordered takeout. I went home for dinner last night and when I walked in I found a lot of food on the table. My wife said to me expectantly: "Try it quickly, I changed to a takeaway restaurant." I took a bite and said, "It tastes really bad. Where is this from?" My wife cried and said, "I made this." Yes, I will never cook for you again. "Hey, I may never be able to eat what she cooks in this life, it's too stupid.

[Humorous Joke] My mother took me to attend my cousin's wedding on the weekend. When I came back, she asked me: "What do you think?" I thought about it and said: "That brain flower is really delicious." My mother glared. She glanced at me and said, "What else can you do besides eating?" I thought about it seriously and said, "Roasted chicken is not bad either." Mom: "Besides eating, don't you have any other thoughts?" Me: "And The bride is so ugly and the groom is so handsome.” After a slap, the mother scolded: “If you are so ugly, you can find a husband. What else can you do besides eating?”

[Humorous joke] My bestie shared it with me online today! A dress she bought in the store was very nice, but she gave it a bad review. I asked in confusion: "It looks very good, why do you give a negative review?" My best friend said calmly: "It looks good, but I still give a negative review."Because this will prevent many people from buying it, and it will not be easy to get confused! My sister-in-law got off work late, so I drove her home in my Porsche . When I arrived at the grove in front of the village, my sister-in-law suddenly asked me: "I want to ask you a question, what is behind the parking lot?" I looked back and saw that it was pitch black behind me, and I thought: "This is trying to scare me!" I decisively speeded up. she's back. This morning, my wife gave me a collection of three hundred poems from the Tang Dynasty, saying that it was given to me by my sister-in-law. Now the question arises, does she dislike me for being uneducated?