1. "At the end of the date"
Two men and women just walked out of the coffee shop. The man said to the woman: "Why are there two small oranges hidden in your top?".
The woman hurriedly said: "Go to the cattle farm, the cows there are waiting for you!".
2. "Don't waste money"
The son said to his father: "Dad, give me five yuan, and tomorrow the teacher will take us to the zoo to watch the python show."
The stingy father said: "If we don't spend that wasted money, tomorrow you can take my magnifying glass and see the earthworms in our garden. They are the same as pythons!".
3. "The ax was lost"
Xiao Ming saw that his father had a hard time going up the mountain to collect firewood all day long. He felt sorry for his father, so he threw the ax his father used to collect firewood deep in the mountain.
Dad is going to collect firewood, but he can't find the axe. Just ask Xiao Ming: "Have you seen my ax?".
Xiao Ming smiled at his father and said, "The ax has been following you all day long to collect firewood. When you are tired, the ax is also tired. It has already escaped and hid deep in the mountains!".
The father suddenly realized and said: "Son, you feel sorry for me as a filial son, but you threw away my axe, you are a fool! How can you chop firewood without an axe? How can you have money to eat without chopping firewood? You said you are not Are you stupid?"
