1. Just now my partner suddenly sent me a text message saying that we should break up. Before I could feel sad, he sent another text saying "Sorry, I sent it to the wrong person." It scared me to death. I thought we were really going to break up. .
2. Bai Suzhen and Xu Xian went to collect medicine and saw a cockroach under their feet. Bai Suzhen wanted to crush it to death, but Xu Xian stopped him.
Xu Xian: "Madam, the cockroach is also a life, let it go!"
Bai Suzhen crushed the cockroach to death as if she didn't hear it,
Xu Xian: "Madam, why did you crush it to death? God has the virtue of good life... "
Bai Suzhen slapped Xu Xian twice and cursed: "If I don't crush him to death, you will have saved another little life. Do you want it to cultivate and become a spirit to repay your kindness, so you can accept it as a little one?" Concubine! "
Xu Xian. . .
3. I once went on a blind date with a girl. I thought we were a good match in every aspect, but she was not happy. I asked: "What do you think is inappropriate?" She said: "Our heights are not suitable." I said: "You are 1.6 meters and I am 1.69 meters. It is quite suitable." She said: "A couple or a couple The most suitable height difference is 30 centimeters. "
" "Oh - I understand, the one you want to marry is Wu Dalang ! "
" 4. I was packing up clothes and saw some old clothes, so I went to my husband to buy them. Throw joked: "I don't wear these anymore, you can use them to wear for your little wife outside." He glanced at it and continued to play on his mobile phone: "She won't wear it if it's so ugly and worn out.
5. Tang Monk actually laughed.了。
6.还以为是个木雕，没想到居然是只鸟。
7.这个段子最近挺火啊！
8.道家一出手，经费全没有。
9.说出下列事物的共同点。
10. I want to break up if my boyfriend supports me in college.
11. I am from town Guanxi , and now Lu Zhishen is standing in front of me and wants me to cut ten pounds of lean meat, what should I do?
12.Look? Pictures speak.
13. Two pictures explain the flood of Shaoguan .
14. Be a mature person from now on and face setbacks calmly.
15. Who can win in a fight?
16. My wife helped others tie the fishhook, and I gave her five yuan, but she actually didn’t help me tie it.
19. When you talk about reducing age, do you mean reducing longevity?
20. Just keep this posture and wait for the waiter to come to check the room the next day
