He’s Stringing You Along? Text Him This Now... (Matthew Hussey, Get The Guy)

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In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who was lazy. He and his wife ate, drank and had fun in the largest restaurant in the area every day. He never handled government affairs and handled cases. He was called a fair-weather magistrate by the people. The county magistrat - DayDayNews

In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who was lazy. He and his wife ate, drank and had fun in the largest restaurant in the area every day. He never handled government affairs and handled cases. He was called a fair-weather magistrate by the people. The county magistrat

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You still have to carry it by yourself and take the shuttle bus to the island every day, there are very few other people. In the morning, Lao Qian rarely arrived before me. Of course I was happy to have someone with me. Today is the third time I met him. The first time was probab - DayDayNews

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Yu Xiuhua, a female poet with cerebral palsy, can be said to be the most famous poet in the contemporary world. Even I, a layperson who has never read poetry, know her. I have read her story about sleeping with men across half of China. At first, when I read her poems, I was surp - DayDayNews

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1. “Close enough to…” 2. “My friend wore the wrong shirt to Disneyland.” 3. “My coworker and I spotted a praying mantis at work and took a photo with it. It turned out more like A couple’s engagement photos. “Thought I lost it years ago, only to find this old one that still fits

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# funny大奖# Husband: Wife, if one day I fall in love with another beautiful woman, what will you do? Wife: Husband, you really dare to ask me this question. If one day you get along with other beautiful women, then I will ask a suona team to put up a wind flag, and write on it tha - DayDayNews

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