STOP WAITING For His Text & DO THIS Instead... | Matthew Hussey

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1. During the Chinese New Year, my mother has been planning a blind date for me. Yesterday, the matchmaker called me and said that there was a matchmaker with good conditions and we could meet today. My mother warned me: "Are you dishonest? - DayDayNews

1. During the Chinese New Year, my mother has been planning a blind date for me. Yesterday, the matchmaker called me and said that there was a matchmaker with good conditions and we could meet today. My mother warned me: "Are you dishonest?

Joke: The beauty thought that the driver had a guilty conscience. It couldn’t be a black car. Fortunately, he didn’t take this car.

05/29 1843

@huatiaoxiapiqiu: There’s no need for jokes or anything like that, let’s talk about some metaphysics: The father in the juvenile class is most likely to have an incomplete personality, and the child is already in fourth grade. The mother from Sichuan Normal University stays at ho - DayDayNews

@huatiaoxiapiqiu: There’s no need for jokes or anything like that, let’s talk about some metaphysics: The father in the juvenile class is most likely to have an incomplete personality, and the child is already in fourth grade. The mother from Sichuan Normal University stays at ho

The Daily Life of Shadiao Netizens: Fear Marketing

05/24 1551

Everyone, what is the level of this kind of anti-theft system? You may not know yet. Cat: I feel that you are a little offended. I am really a good person who loves to cook. Can anyone explain this? Is it really reasonable? Is there any one? It may be that Ding Yizhen didn't dare - DayDayNews

Everyone, what is the level of this kind of anti-theft system? You may not know yet. Cat: I feel that you are a little offended. I am really a good person who loves to cook. Can anyone explain this? Is it really reasonable? Is there any one? It may be that Ding Yizhen didn't dare

God’s reply: I discovered this while cleaning the house I just rented! Should I tell the landlord?

05/25 1165

1. The current underground parking lot is designed like a maze. It takes a long time to find it every time before you find that you don’t have a car. 2. Are you dating? I am a good-looking person. Although you may think I am ugly at first, you will tolerate it after a long time. - DayDayNews

1. The current underground parking lot is designed like a maze. It takes a long time to find it every time before you find that you don’t have a car. 2. Are you dating? I am a good-looking person. Although you may think I am ugly at first, you will tolerate it after a long time.

Today’s joke (5)

05/27 1779

Therefore, the content explained by the teacher still needs to attract students. Mainly because they move faster. Although I was scolded, it was good to wear an extra pair of shoes. How do you sell this ice cream? I want to buy it and take a photo. I work in a bank, do you need a - DayDayNews

Therefore, the content explained by the teacher still needs to attract students. Mainly because they move faster. Although I was scolded, it was good to wear an extra pair of shoes. How do you sell this ice cream? I want to buy it and take a photo. I work in a bank, do you need a

"They are also wearing skirts, and it is obvious whether they have boyfriends or not." Hahaha, how can you tell?

05/27 1216

My mother had an operation. Due to the epidemic, only one person could accompany her in the inpatient department. For the sake of convenience, my wife went there. I sat at the elevator entrance and the elevator opened. A man in his 60s or so carried an umbrella and a basket and a - DayDayNews

My mother had an operation. Due to the epidemic, only one person could accompany her in the inpatient department. For the sake of convenience, my wife went there. I sat at the elevator entrance and the elevator opened. A man in his 60s or so carried an umbrella and a basket and a

An old friend's search for a relative

05/27 1705

A bunch of single guys deserve to be single, can't you see the girl falling down? It was my first time to cook, and the fried food smelled so bad that I almost couldn't help but spit it out. How could I eat it? - DayDayNews

A bunch of single guys deserve to be single, can't you see the girl falling down? It was my first time to cook, and the fried food smelled so bad that I almost couldn't help but spit it out. How could I eat it?

"My wife uses the doll as a pillow. When I woke up in the morning, I almost collapsed." Who can resist this?

05/26 1438

Fish: I'm not just dying. I was looking at my phone and the dogs thought I was taking pictures of them. Is this a brake failure? Man, you are shooting yourself in the foot. - DayDayNews

Fish: I'm not just dying. I was looking at my phone and the dogs thought I was taking pictures of them. Is this a brake failure? Man, you are shooting yourself in the foot.

My brother suddenly turned green. This is lower than the probability of winning the lottery, right?

05/26 1455

↑Uncle, I want to learn the secret of success from you. ↑Uncle, you don’t have enough water in your head, are you replenishing it? ↑I do this when I think about defecation, and it all goes back into my stomach. ↑Your uncle will always be your uncle. - DayDayNews

↑Uncle, I want to learn the secret of success from you. ↑Uncle, you don’t have enough water in your head, are you replenishing it? ↑I do this when I think about defecation, and it all goes back into my stomach. ↑Your uncle will always be your uncle.

Funny GIF "Your uncle will always be your uncle"

05/27 1400

There is pressure everywhere in today's society, and pressure has become something that everyone wants to solve. We can relieve stress in many ways, such as jokes, jokes that can make people laugh, and humorous jokes that are so funny that they even make us cry. - DayDayNews

There is pressure everywhere in today's society, and pressure has become something that everyone wants to solve. We can relieve stress in many ways, such as jokes, jokes that can make people laugh, and humorous jokes that are so funny that they even make us cry.

Daily Smile: Today’s filters are getting more and more outrageous! Even people have returned to their ancestors...

05/26 1742

Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money. Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds - DayDayNews

Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money. Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds

The most romantic thing (humorous story)

06/02 1539

On this day, an explosive news spread in the village: the words Chen Erbiao wrote in the scenic area cost 10,000 yuan per word! Chen Erbiao had indeed been practicing calligraphy, but no one expected that this guy was actually self-taught. As the saying goes, if you are poor in t - DayDayNews

On this day, an explosive news spread in the village: the words Chen Erbiao wrote in the scenic area cost 10,000 yuan per word! Chen Erbiao had indeed been practicing calligraphy, but no one expected that this guy was actually self-taught. As the saying goes, if you are poor in t

One word costs 10,000 yuan (humorous story)

06/02 1194

1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I

Hilarious classic landlord jokes, hilarious jokes about eating rice noodles because of embarrassing things

06/02 1709

1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere - DayDayNews

1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere

Hilarious classic jokes about eating, hilarious jokes about embarrassing things in college

06/02 1412

A small island in Croatia called Baljenac is covered with more than 23 kilometers of walls. The overall top view of the island looks like a human fingerprint. - DayDayNews

A small island in Croatia called Baljenac is covered with more than 23 kilometers of walls. The overall top view of the island looks like a human fingerprint.

Happy embarrassing picture: So you are such an administrator

06/02 1444

In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who was lazy. He and his wife ate, drank and had fun in the largest restaurant in the area every day. He never handled government affairs and handled cases. He was called a fair-weather magistrate by the people. The county magistrat - DayDayNews

In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who was lazy. He and his wife ate, drank and had fun in the largest restaurant in the area every day. He never handled government affairs and handled cases. He was called a fair-weather magistrate by the people. The county magistrat

Absolutely hilarious! I'm complaining endlessly, is there any justice? "Xiaomanke Original Selection 0706"

06/02 1850

Recently, "community economy" and "community catering" have become new hot words in the catering industry. The country's leading catering brands have also used practical actions to express their attention to this new trend in the industry. On April 13, Funai Consulting, which acc - DayDayNews

Recently, "community economy" and "community catering" have become new hot words in the catering industry. The country's leading catering brands have also used practical actions to express their attention to this new trend in the industry. On April 13, Funai Consulting, which acc

Community catering is back as a hot word in the industry! Funai Consulting: A new implementation method core is needed

06/03 1625

This recession in the national catering industry does not mean it will end soon. And the entire business landscape is changing every day: some are still complaining, some are still "sitting and waiting", and some are staying put to hold on. However, many restaurants at home and a - DayDayNews

This recession in the national catering industry does not mean it will end soon. And the entire business landscape is changing every day: some are still complaining, some are still "sitting and waiting", and some are staying put to hold on. However, many restaurants at home and a

Two key words, the "better rules" of catering under the epidemic! Everything that has been used has become a popular store.

06/03 1531

People's Daily Online, Tokyo, June 1 (Wu Ying) As the new coronavirus epidemic is still spreading in Japan, the state of emergency originally scheduled to be lifted on May 31 in nine prefectures and prefectures including Tokyo has been extended again to June 20. During this perio - DayDayNews

People's Daily Online, Tokyo, June 1 (Wu Ying) As the new coronavirus epidemic is still spreading in Japan, the state of emergency originally scheduled to be lifted on May 31 in nine prefectures and prefectures including Tokyo has been extended again to June 20. During this perio

Japanese conveyor belt sushi restaurants open up new business opportunities amid the epidemic, ordering takeout and renting carousel tracks

06/03 1317

01 For some mothers-in-law, if their daughter-in-law is not a daughter, then she is an enemy. Speaking of the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, it is an unspeakable pain for many women. Only those who have experienced it will understand the pain. Some women - DayDayNews

01 For some mothers-in-law, if their daughter-in-law is not a daughter, then she is an enemy. Speaking of the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, it is an unspeakable pain for many women. Only those who have experienced it will understand the pain. Some women

The husband and wife quarreled, and the mother-in-law supported her daughter-in-law: Believe it or not, I don’t recognize your son.

06/03 1485

The book "The Ever-Growing Apple Tree" writes: "No matter whether parents let go or not, adult children will one day start a new family with their own children, their own jobs, their own dreams, and their own dreams." I have my own vast world and my own future world. "All the lov - DayDayNews

The book "The Ever-Growing Apple Tree" writes: "No matter whether parents let go or not, adult children will one day start a new family with their own children, their own jobs, their own dreams, and their own dreams." I have my own vast world and my own future world. "All the lov

In your later years, don’t do these three things at your son’s house. It’s really stupid. Not only will you cheat your children and grandchildren, but you will also cheat yourself.

06/03 1504

#MarriageHandbook# Taiwanese writer Sanmao said: "Love is not necessary, without it the heart will be desolate." Perhaps women have a deeper, more delicate, and more persistent understanding of love than men. - DayDayNews

#MarriageHandbook# Taiwanese writer Sanmao said: "Love is not necessary, without it the heart will be desolate." Perhaps women have a deeper, more delicate, and more persistent understanding of love than men.

Enjoying love to the fullest is the greatest happiness in life and the greatest joy in life

06/03 1005