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More than 20 years ago, I was sitting naked at the door playing in the mud. A wave of family planning check-ups came over and asked: "Child, where is your mother?" Me: My mother didn’t let me tell anyone, she hid it at my eldest mother’s house. At this time, the father came out: - DayDayNews

More than 20 years ago, I was sitting naked at the door playing in the mud. A wave of family planning check-ups came over and asked: "Child, where is your mother?" Me: My mother didn’t let me tell anyone, she hid it at my eldest mother’s house. At this time, the father came out:

Humorous joke: More than 20 years ago, I sat naked at the door and played in the mud

06/04 1711

Yu Xiuhua, a female poet with cerebral palsy, can be said to be the most famous poet in the contemporary world. Even I, a layperson who has never read poetry, know her. I have read her story about sleeping with men across half of China. At first, when I read her poems, I was surp - DayDayNews

Yu Xiuhua, a female poet with cerebral palsy, can be said to be the most famous poet in the contemporary world. Even I, a layperson who has never read poetry, know her. I have read her story about sleeping with men across half of China. At first, when I read her poems, I was surp

I thought she was a myth among women, but she turned out to be a joke

06/05 1390

We can always encounter various scams in life. The most typical and common one is MLM. This Ponzi scheme came from abroad in the 1980s, from the earliest MLM conferences to now being packaged and hidden on the Internet. , always accompanying our lives. - DayDayNews

We can always encounter various scams in life. The most typical and common one is MLM. This Ponzi scheme came from abroad in the 1980s, from the earliest MLM conferences to now being packaged and hidden on the Internet. , always accompanying our lives.

Funny original: That day, I saw through the pyramid scheme, but they used a honey trap

06/01 1850

We always complain that straight men don’t understand the style and don’t know how to distinguish between green tea bitches. They are led by the nose. Today we are going to rectify the names of our male compatriots. When straight men criticize green tea bitches, that is the real - DayDayNews

We always complain that straight men don’t understand the style and don’t know how to distinguish between green tea bitches. They are led by the nose. Today we are going to rectify the names of our male compatriots. When straight men criticize green tea bitches, that is the real

When a straight man picks up a green tea bitch, that’s the real trick (hahaha!)

06/05 1516

Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money. Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds - DayDayNews

Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money. Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds

The most romantic thing (humorous story)

06/02 1539

In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who was lazy. He and his wife ate, drank and had fun in the largest restaurant in the area every day. He never handled government affairs and handled cases. He was called a fair-weather magistrate by the people. The county magistrat - DayDayNews

In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who was lazy. He and his wife ate, drank and had fun in the largest restaurant in the area every day. He never handled government affairs and handled cases. He was called a fair-weather magistrate by the people. The county magistrat

Absolutely hilarious! I'm complaining endlessly, is there any justice? "Xiaomanke Original Selection 0706"

06/02 1850

Dad bought Xiaobao a goldfish from the flower and bird market, and Xiaobao liked it very much. But after only two days, the goldfish became listless. The stall owner said cheerfully: "Actually, fish also need to have friends. They need to keep a few more fish, and choose a few fi - DayDayNews

Dad bought Xiaobao a goldfish from the flower and bird market, and Xiaobao liked it very much. But after only two days, the goldfish became listless. The stall owner said cheerfully: "Actually, fish also need to have friends. They need to keep a few more fish, and choose a few fi

A smile every day | Secret recipe for raising goldfish

06/01 1925

What is this? How come you can’t bite a dog that’s not afraid of bears? You can twist a bottle but can’t unscrew the cap without monitoring. Who can believe it? Two adults were bullied by a bird and ran away. Tell me, you may not believe it. Only one out of ten people can do it. - DayDayNews

What is this? How come you can’t bite a dog that’s not afraid of bears? You can twist a bottle but can’t unscrew the cap without monitoring. Who can believe it? Two adults were bullied by a bird and ran away. Tell me, you may not believe it. Only one out of ten people can do it.

There were a lot of suitors for the new female colleague in the company. When I saw the items on her desk, I quit.

06/06 1186

# funny moment# Lao Wang has been married for nearly 20 years. Although the two couples are in love, the only flaw is that no matter how hard they work, Lao Wang’s wife can never conceive a child. - DayDayNews

# funny moment# Lao Wang has been married for nearly 20 years. Although the two couples are in love, the only flaw is that no matter how hard they work, Lao Wang’s wife can never conceive a child.

Behind Lao Lai Dezi

06/04 1124

(1) He looks very happy (2) I think he really tried his best (3) He has experience (4) Thinking on the bright side, the businessman is just stupid, not bad (5) Meow Meow Bandit: Put you Hand over all the dried fish! ! ! (6) Peanut crumbs made from crushed peanuts (7) Feeding the - DayDayNews

(1) He looks very happy (2) I think he really tried his best (3) He has experience (4) Thinking on the bright side, the businessman is just stupid, not bad (5) Meow Meow Bandit: Put you Hand over all the dried fish! ! ! (6) Peanut crumbs made from crushed peanuts (7) Feeding the

Daily Hilarious Picture God Comment Award: Why do you drink horse urine and brag about cowhide?

06/06 1833

The husband and wife quarrel, and the husband ignores his wife and lies alone in bed sulking. The wife finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "What are you doing?" The man spent less than 50 yuan online and bought the key to a Ferrari sports car. - DayDayNews

The husband and wife quarrel, and the husband ignores his wife and lies alone in bed sulking. The wife finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "What are you doing?" The man spent less than 50 yuan online and bought the key to a Ferrari sports car.

Good morning~ I wish you happiness every day

06/10 1430

Do you know why? How big of a mistake is this? If you catch a cicada, you will keep it for the whole summer. My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now? - DayDayNews

Do you know why? How big of a mistake is this? If you catch a cicada, you will keep it for the whole summer. My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now?

My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now? The comments are so excellent. Hahaha

06/10 1285

Look at the picture below, what does it mean? Something seems to be wrong. Where is the child? The child seems to be missing. I have to go back and look for it. Why is it missing again? You are the only one left. Then you can go down too. - DayDayNews

Look at the picture below, what does it mean? Something seems to be wrong. Where is the child? The child seems to be missing. I have to go back and look for it. Why is it missing again? You are the only one left. Then you can go down too.

Collection of funny animations: Are you sure you didn’t eat something wrong? Or is that just like this? Hahaha

06/10 1120

Lin Xiangyu is from Xi'an, Li Dapeng is a second-generation rich man from Xiamen, Guan Chao is a high school student who went to college in a Shanghai alley, and Xie Xun reformed his girlfriend, and went from being a gangster in Chongqing to a college student, all majoring in mar - DayDayNews

Lin Xiangyu is from Xi'an, Li Dapeng is a second-generation rich man from Xiamen, Guan Chao is a high school student who went to college in a Shanghai alley, and Xie Xun reformed his girlfriend, and went from being a gangster in Chongqing to a college student, all majoring in mar

From the movie "The Brother Who Sleeps on My Upper Bunk", after graduation and internship, I came back to summarize social experience: failure

06/10 1713

The day before yesterday I went to pick up my girlfriend from get off work for the first time. When I arrived at the company, I went in holding the gift. Probably because I was about to get off work, the girl at the front desk asked me who I was looking for while playing with her - DayDayNews

The day before yesterday I went to pick up my girlfriend from get off work for the first time. When I arrived at the company, I went in holding the gift. Probably because I was about to get off work, the girl at the front desk asked me who I was looking for while playing with her

Humorous joke: The first time I went to pick up my girlfriend from get off work at the front desk, the girl yelled: How many times do I have to tell you not to park at the door?

06/09 1365

Can you do such an action? I can buy 20 smiling faces for only 17 yuan, why do you have to look at other people’s faces? Brother, you can still fall asleep in this environment. You don’t know how blessed you are when you are in the midst of blessings! - DayDayNews

Can you do such an action? I can buy 20 smiling faces for only 17 yuan, why do you have to look at other people’s faces? Brother, you can still fall asleep in this environment. You don’t know how blessed you are when you are in the midst of blessings!

Can you do this? Hahaha

06/09 1077

On December 3, 2019, Kangtuo Infrared's A shares opened at 8.40 yuan, falling 1.77% throughout the day, and the stock price closed at 8.32 yuan. Since November 29, 2019, the closing price of Kangtuo Infrared has closed above the annual line (250-day moving average) for three cons - DayDayNews

On December 3, 2019, Kangtuo Infrared's A shares opened at 8.40 yuan, falling 1.77% throughout the day, and the stock price closed at 8.32 yuan. Since November 29, 2019, the closing price of Kangtuo Infrared has closed above the annual line (250-day moving average) for three cons

(12-3) Kangtuo Infrared closed above the annual line for three consecutive days, with the previous maximum increase of 2.90%.

06/10 1874

On December 3, 2019, Eton Electronics A shares opened at 9.97 yuan, rising 4.50% throughout the day, and the stock price closed at 10.45 yuan. Since November 29, 2019, the closing price of Eton Electronics has closed above the annual line (250-day moving average) for three consec - DayDayNews

On December 3, 2019, Eton Electronics A shares opened at 9.97 yuan, rising 4.50% throughout the day, and the stock price closed at 10.45 yuan. Since November 29, 2019, the closing price of Eton Electronics has closed above the annual line (250-day moving average) for three consec

(12-3) Eton Electronics closed above the annual line for three consecutive days, with the previous maximum increase of 0.57%.

06/10 1701

Just now, Midea Group and Little Swan A both announced that the China Securities Regulatory Commission’s Mergers and Acquisitions and Reorganization Committee today reviewed the major matters of Midea Group’s merger with Little Swan, and this share exchange and merger was uncondi - DayDayNews

Just now, Midea Group and Little Swan A both announced that the China Securities Regulatory Commission’s Mergers and Acquisitions and Reorganization Committee today reviewed the major matters of Midea Group’s merger with Little Swan, and this share exchange and merger was uncondi

Big event! The home appliance giant is undergoing a 340 billion yuan integration, making 20 billion yuan a year. The stock price has soared, but the chairman was warned

06/10 1390

Contrary to the falling Shanghai Stock Index, some domestic commodity futures varieties have frequently reached new highs this year. For example, methanol futures are relatively strong. Yesterday, the main contract 1901 reached a new high, closing up 3.22%, which is close to the - DayDayNews

Contrary to the falling Shanghai Stock Index, some domestic commodity futures varieties have frequently reached new highs this year. For example, methanol futures are relatively strong. Yesterday, the main contract 1901 reached a new high, closing up 3.22%, which is close to the

Much better than A-shares: Another futures product has quietly approached its historical high! With a total investment of 400 billion yuan in five years, will relevant listed companies follow suit?

06/10 1289

1. Commonly used antihypertensive drugs There are currently 6 types of antihypertensive drugs in clinical use, including α-blockers, pruritans, sartans, β-blockers, calcium antagonists and diuretics. Except for α-receptor blockers, the other five categories are first-line antihyp - DayDayNews

1. Commonly used antihypertensive drugs There are currently 6 types of antihypertensive drugs in clinical use, including α-blockers, pruritans, sartans, β-blockers, calcium antagonists and diuretics. Except for α-receptor blockers, the other five categories are first-line antihyp

How to use the five common clinical first-line antihypertensive drugs together? Explain clearly in one article

06/10 1913

U.S. stocks fell sharply overnight, U.S. technology stocks suffered a "bloodbath" and market concerns soared. In the early trading on September 9, the A-share market was "green" in large areas, and the GEM index once fell by more than 4% during the session; - DayDayNews

U.S. stocks fell sharply overnight, U.S. technology stocks suffered a "bloodbath" and market concerns soared. In the early trading on September 9, the A-share market was "green" in large areas, and the GEM index once fell by more than 4% during the session;

Trillion market value evaporated! A-shares were suddenly "air-raided", the GEM market changed drastically, and another group of low-priced stocks bucked the trend and surged

06/10 1615