1, In college, a boy confessed to the school goddess: "Looking back 500 times in the past life is exchanged for one encounter in this life. We were not able to be together in the previous life. We are destined to be together in this life. It would be great to be my girlfriend. ?" But the goddess said weakly: "I looked at you 500 times in my last life, but I didn't like you. Do you think you have a chance in this life?"
2, When I went to get off work and squeezed into the bus, I found that I was wearing the same clothes as someone else. , but what was speechless was that the other party was neither a beauty nor a handsome boy, but actually a little boy. Imagine two strangers, one older and one younger, wearing the same clothes. Damn, people still think I am his mother? Thinking about it, I was only 19 years old, and I felt the urge to get off the bus instantly. Little boy: Sister, did you also buy your clothes at Momoda Children’s Clothing Store? I didn't say anything, so I ran out quickly!
3, The sister of a colleague bought socks online for her dog. When the socks arrived today, when she saw them, she yelled that the shop owner had sent the wrong ones. I only wanted one pair, so why did two pairs arrive in the mail that were exactly the same, and no one else responded? , she called her mother and said in dialect that I obviously bought a pair, why did he mail me four? Her mother calmly said "Our dog seems to have four legs!"
4, The younger brother is 7 years old He is quite handsome, but his father always feels that his younger brother does not look like them. The couple became increasingly uneasy and wondered whether the hospital had made a mistake when they gave birth, so the mother took the sample and secretly did a DNA paternity test. The result of the appraisal: It was not my mother... but my father’s biological child.
5, On the day of college graduation, the school beauty got all the boys drunk. When they woke up, they found that all the money on the boys was gone, and the school beauty only left behind A note : If you can't even drink with a girl, then what qualifications do you have to ask her out ... The men immediately felt how insulting this was. From then on, they got together to drink every day and practice drinking. Until a buddy chased the school beauty and got .
6, One year after I graduated from college and earned some money, my brother encouraged me to buy an Infiniti. After I bought it, I discovered that I didn’t have a driver’s license. So my brother was driving the car and introduced me to a driving school. It took me three full years to pass the exam. When he was happy, he invited the coach to drink. The coach drank too much and said to me: Brother , your brother is such a good brother. I am worried about your safety. I am afraid that your skills are not up to par and you are not safe. I have to explain to you that I will let you take the test a few more times before I let you pass. He gave it to me. One thousand red envelopes!
7, female bosses were kidnapped late at night. Early in the morning, they told me excitedly: 10 years have passed... I have finally been kidnapped, and I can finally beat someone upright. I have never beaten anyone in taekwondo, and finally someone did it last night. He got together and was beaten. I beat him for three hours . I feel sorry for the person in Jie Se for a second.
