I walked from one side of Beijing to the other…

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I walked from one side of Beijing to the other… - DayDayNews

I walked from one side of Beijing to the other… - DayDayNews

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About my mother’s first online shopping experience. Cat: Hey, this was not the person yesterday. At the scene of a large social death, the teacher's expression was absolutely stunning. "I'm so handsome but I can't win over you?" - DayDayNews

About my mother’s first online shopping experience. Cat: Hey, this was not the person yesterday. At the scene of a large social death, the teacher's expression was absolutely stunning. "I'm so handsome but I can't win over you?"

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@huatiaoxiapiqiu: There’s no need for jokes or anything like that, let’s talk about some metaphysics: The father in the juvenile class is most likely to have an incomplete personality, and the child is already in fourth grade. The mother from Sichuan Normal University stays at ho

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God's reply: Can this bed match the Lao Wang brother next door? God's reply: How much hatred is this? Silly question: When I was rich, my eldest brother was very close to me, but now I am down and out, all kinds of cynicism, especially when I get up. Press you to the ground and r - DayDayNews

God's reply: Can this bed match the Lao Wang brother next door? God's reply: How much hatred is this? Silly question: When I was rich, my eldest brother was very close to me, but now I am down and out, all kinds of cynicism, especially when I get up. Press you to the ground and r

God’s reply: Can this bed be used by Brother Wang next door?

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I couldn't help but feel shocked. This was the first time she had said such words to me in such a long time. With tears in my eyes and a little choked up, I asked tentatively: "Isn't it a little early?" - DayDayNews

I couldn't help but feel shocked. This was the first time she had said such words to me in such a long time. With tears in my eyes and a little choked up, I asked tentatively: "Isn't it a little early?"

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They had a brush with death, but they didn't seem to know or care. This shouldn't be the first time we in China felt that rhubarb was awesome. The fish said: Get lost, it's annoying. They say that a mother is strong, and this cat should have been picked up. Fortunately, he ran fa

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Heavyweight customers...you have to pay extra! May I ask how he judged the direction? Turtle: Now that we have a house, let’s get a car. Hey, when we meet on a narrow road, the brave one wins? Lifting the pole: 24 hours a day without interruption. I am so tired that I am shiverin - DayDayNews

Heavyweight customers...you have to pay extra! May I ask how he judged the direction? Turtle: Now that we have a house, let’s get a car. Hey, when we meet on a narrow road, the brave one wins? Lifting the pole: 24 hours a day without interruption. I am so tired that I am shiverin

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After breakfast, I accompanied my mother downstairs. She meets her old friends every day somewhere in the community. My eighty-five-year-old mother was walking and chatting. There was an apricot tree in front of the unit that bore a lot of apricots, which were now in their prime. - DayDayNews

After breakfast, I accompanied my mother downstairs. She meets her old friends every day somewhere in the community. My eighty-five-year-old mother was walking and chatting. There was an apricot tree in front of the unit that bore a lot of apricots, which were now in their prime.

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1. Robber: "Tell me the password to the safe! I won't kill you!" Female staff: "I won't tell you even if I kill you! You ruined me, and I won't tell you either!" The robber looked her up and down and said: " You think so!" 2. I went to eat noodles today, and a middle-aged woman a - DayDayNews

1. Robber: "Tell me the password to the safe! I won't kill you!" Female staff: "I won't tell you even if I kill you! You ruined me, and I won't tell you either!" The robber looked her up and down and said: " You think so!" 2. I went to eat noodles today, and a middle-aged woman a

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1. I was riding a bus that day and heard a conversation in a crowded and noisy environment. A young woman: "Look, you don't even fart if you step on my foot." A man said calmly and slowly: "I'm sorry if I step on your foot. If I fart on you again, I'll still Human?" Suddenly, the - DayDayNews

1. I was riding a bus that day and heard a conversation in a crowded and noisy environment. A young woman: "Look, you don't even fart if you step on my foot." A man said calmly and slowly: "I'm sorry if I step on your foot. If I fart on you again, I'll still Human?" Suddenly, the

A moment of relaxation: In this short life, don’t try to please everyone.

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Will my Mandarin get better and better after reading this book? How do couples celebrate Teachers' Day? - DayDayNews

Will my Mandarin get better and better after reading this book? How do couples celebrate Teachers' Day?

How boring can a person be? What do you do when you're bored?

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1. A and B are taking a train to Beijing. A suddenly says to B: "Have you noticed that the salesperson on this train is always pushing a trolley around and shouting a couplet?" Curiously asked: "What couplet? Why didn't I hear it?" A said: "Listen, the first couplet is - cigarett - DayDayNews

1. A and B are taking a train to Beijing. A suddenly says to B: "Have you noticed that the salesperson on this train is always pushing a trolley around and shouting a couplet?" Curiously asked: "What couplet? Why didn't I hear it?" A said: "Listen, the first couplet is - cigarett

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This is probably the biggest surprise this Christmas. When I woke up, I was heartbroken. I'm afraid this kind of surprise will be unforgettable for a lifetime... What's going on? I really can’t afford to hurt my short legs! Dude, stop pretending to be a calligrapher. You are not - DayDayNews

This is probably the biggest surprise this Christmas. When I woke up, I was heartbroken. I'm afraid this kind of surprise will be unforgettable for a lifetime... What's going on? I really can’t afford to hurt my short legs! Dude, stop pretending to be a calligrapher. You are not

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1. During the Chinese New Year, my mother has been planning a blind date for me. Yesterday, the matchmaker called me and said that there was a matchmaker with good conditions and we could meet today. My mother warned me: "Are you dishonest? - DayDayNews

1. During the Chinese New Year, my mother has been planning a blind date for me. Yesterday, the matchmaker called me and said that there was a matchmaker with good conditions and we could meet today. My mother warned me: "Are you dishonest?

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Me at work: I’m so envious of Xiu Gou’s sleep quality. Why does it feel familiar? Thank you for giving me some comfort. There is a reason why my daughter is in the top five in the exam. "Public Letters" - DayDayNews

Me at work: I’m so envious of Xiu Gou’s sleep quality. Why does it feel familiar? Thank you for giving me some comfort. There is a reason why my daughter is in the top five in the exam. "Public Letters"

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I often hear people describe a cool man: he chops wires with sparks and lightning along the way. There is no need to cut wires, sparks may spark lightning directly! Otherwise you will know how fast the WIFI in the hospital is! - DayDayNews

I often hear people describe a cool man: he chops wires with sparks and lightning along the way. There is no need to cut wires, sparks may spark lightning directly! Otherwise you will know how fast the WIFI in the hospital is!

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At noon on July 27, 1995, He Yasheng, an embalmer at a funeral parlor in Dongguan City, returned to his work unit after working in the field. As he was passing by the morgue, a breeze happened to blow by. - DayDayNews

At noon on July 27, 1995, He Yasheng, an embalmer at a funeral parlor in Dongguan City, returned to his work unit after working in the field. As he was passing by the morgue, a breeze happened to blow by.

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[Source: Happy Qingdao] The weather is hot in midsummer. Fortunately, there are all kinds of fruits to accompany you. Put the fruits in the refrigerator to chill them, which is both delicious and refreshing. However, if you store them improperly, it is easy to cause big problems. - DayDayNews

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