A man wrote a love letter to his girlfriend. In order to express his love more strongly, he drew many hearts on the back of the envelope and pierced them with arrows. What's even more unfortunate is that the woman wrote in her reply - "What do the mutton skewers on the back of the envelope mean?"
One day, Lao Ming met Lao Hua, whom he had not seen for twenty years, on the road, and the two recalled their youth. Because of their passion, they went to the hotel to relive their old dreams.
When the two took off their clothes and prepared for passion, Lao Ming got up and got out of bed and put on the condom .
Presbyopia thought it was not necessary. She said: "Why bother? At our age, we will never get pregnant again."
Lao Ming: "No... I am worried about putting it in a wet place." If left in place for too long, it will cause rheumatic pain .
A tall boy and a girl met for the first time. The girl was very happy when she saw that the boy was tall, so she asked the boy, "How many meters tall are you? ..." The boy laughed.
The girl knew that she had asked inappropriately, and her face turned red. He quickly changed his words, "I asked you how long you are?" The boy fainted!
There were two women talking together. One of the women said to the other woman: "What would you do if your boyfriend had an affair with another woman?" The girl replied: "I would turn a blind eye." Close one eye. "What," the other woman asked in confusion, how could you do this. The woman said calmly: "I turned a blind eye and aimed at him and shot."
The bookstore owner said: "This book is very cheap. If you read it, you will definitely laugh to death."
Woman: "Buy a copy and I'll show it to my mother-in-law."
"I will never wash my face again," said little Dolly.
Grandma said: "Oh, you are such a naughty little girl. When I was a little girl, I washed my face every day."
Little Dolly said: "Yes, look at your old face now."
