8 Text messages that every man would love to receive

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8 Text messages that every man would love to receive - DayDayNews

8 Text messages that every man would love to receive - DayDayNews

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In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who was lazy. He and his wife ate, drank and had fun in the largest restaurant in the area every day. He never handled government affairs and handled cases. He was called a fair-weather magistrate by the people. The county magistrat - DayDayNews

In ancient times, there was a county magistrate who was lazy. He and his wife ate, drank and had fun in the largest restaurant in the area every day. He never handled government affairs and handled cases. He was called a fair-weather magistrate by the people. The county magistrat

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Summer passes quietly, leaving little secrets behind. Summer has arrived. Today I will take stock of those weird things that can only be done in summer. Summer car seats are extremely hot. Summer is here. I believe many friends have burned their butts from electric cars. , next t - DayDayNews

Summer passes quietly, leaving little secrets behind. Summer has arrived. Today I will take stock of those weird things that can only be done in summer. Summer car seats are extremely hot. Summer is here. I believe many friends have burned their butts from electric cars. , next t

Take stock of the weird things you did in summer

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1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere - DayDayNews

1. A hilarious and classic joke about eating. During lunch, the Wi-Fi password in the store is “fwyzksppj”. The password is so hard to remember! The boss smiled and replied: Actually it is not difficult to remember, it is "waiter, open ten more bottles of beer". I read and entere

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You still have to carry it by yourself and take the shuttle bus to the island every day, there are very few other people. In the morning, Lao Qian rarely arrived before me. Of course I was happy to have someone with me. Today is the third time I met him. The first time was probab - DayDayNews

You still have to carry it by yourself and take the shuttle bus to the island every day, there are very few other people. In the morning, Lao Qian rarely arrived before me. Of course I was happy to have someone with me. Today is the third time I met him. The first time was probab

It made everyone anxious to death

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Can anyone translate it? How should such a house be sold? How did Li Ming become the Four Heavenly Kings? Do you know exactly what to do with the last one? - DayDayNews

Can anyone translate it? How should such a house be sold? How did Li Ming become the Four Heavenly Kings? Do you know exactly what to do with the last one?

Hilarious commentary: When I come to the clinic to get my water pumped, there is a girl lying next to me who is watching a TV show. How should I strike up a conversation?

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1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I - DayDayNews

1. Hilarious classic landlord joke. One night, the husband came home very angry. When his wife saw him, she asked: What happened? He replied: I had a fight with the landlord of the apartment. Why? He said he had slept with every woman in the apartment except one! The wife said: I

Hilarious classic landlord jokes, hilarious jokes about eating rice noodles because of embarrassing things

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1. My second-rate daughter-in-law suddenly said today: "Husband, I think you are so picky." Me: "I am correcting you very seriously. Only those who have money and are reluctant to spend it are called picky. People like me are called...poor!" 2. I protested to my wife: "You have a - DayDayNews

1. My second-rate daughter-in-law suddenly said today: "Husband, I think you are so picky." Me: "I am correcting you very seriously. Only those who have money and are reluctant to spend it are called picky. People like me are called...poor!" 2. I protested to my wife: "You have a

Duanzi: There are two big things in the world that are unclear

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Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money. Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds - DayDayNews

Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money. Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds

The most romantic thing (humorous story)

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I was stuck on the elevated highway during the evening rush hour. Watching the meter keep jumping, I said to the taxi driver: How about I get off here. The driver turned down the volume of the radio, turned around and looked at me seriously: The road you choose is expensive. The - DayDayNews

I was stuck on the elevated highway during the evening rush hour. Watching the meter keep jumping, I said to the taxi driver: How about I get off here. The driver turned down the volume of the radio, turned around and looked at me seriously: The road you choose is expensive. The

Happy joke: There was a beautiful woman who wanted to check her future partner through the computer, but the result came up.

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God’s reply: I just want to have breakfast, my brother’s eyes are straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful. God’s reply: Some people always say that they are not doing well, but they gain a lot of weight when they step on the scale. - DayDayNews

God’s reply: I just want to have breakfast, my brother’s eyes are straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful. God’s reply: Some people always say that they are not doing well, but they gain a lot of weight when they step on the scale.

God replied: Just have breakfast, my brother’s eyes will be straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful

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# funny大奖# Husband: Wife, if one day I fall in love with another beautiful woman, what will you do? Wife: Husband, you really dare to ask me this question. If one day you get along with other beautiful women, then I will ask a suona team to put up a wind flag, and write on it tha - DayDayNews

# funny大奖# Husband: Wife, if one day I fall in love with another beautiful woman, what will you do? Wife: Husband, you really dare to ask me this question. If one day you get along with other beautiful women, then I will ask a suona team to put up a wind flag, and write on it tha

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Thunder Gaba tastes delicious, I will have to come back like this tomorrow. This fish must be the big brother in the river. Its scales are unique. I originally wanted to give the bride a surprise, but ended up being shocked and feeling like the night was over. - DayDayNews

Thunder Gaba tastes delicious, I will have to come back like this tomorrow. This fish must be the big brother in the river. Its scales are unique. I originally wanted to give the bride a surprise, but ended up being shocked and feeling like the night was over.

Collection of funny animations: Thunder Ga Bar tastes so good, I will have to do it again tomorrow, hahaha

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That's enough, that's it. It's done. This last kick was a bit too much. What does this sprinkler truck mean? I just want to wash my feet. I guess this girl was quite speechless at the time. She never expected this to happen. - DayDayNews

That's enough, that's it. It's done. This last kick was a bit too much. What does this sprinkler truck mean? I just want to wash my feet. I guess this girl was quite speechless at the time. She never expected this to happen.

Collection of funny animations: The last kick was a bit too much! Hahaha

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The husband and wife quarrel, and the husband ignores his wife and lies alone in bed sulking. The wife finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "What are you doing?" The man spent less than 50 yuan online and bought the key to a Ferrari sports car. - DayDayNews

The husband and wife quarrel, and the husband ignores his wife and lies alone in bed sulking. The wife finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "What are you doing?" The man spent less than 50 yuan online and bought the key to a Ferrari sports car.

Good morning~ I wish you happiness every day

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Do you know why? How big of a mistake is this? If you catch a cicada, you will keep it for the whole summer. My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now? - DayDayNews

Do you know why? How big of a mistake is this? If you catch a cicada, you will keep it for the whole summer. My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now?

My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now? The comments are so excellent. Hahaha

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Look at the picture below, what does it mean? Something seems to be wrong. Where is the child? The child seems to be missing. I have to go back and look for it. Why is it missing again? You are the only one left. Then you can go down too. - DayDayNews

Look at the picture below, what does it mean? Something seems to be wrong. Where is the child? The child seems to be missing. I have to go back and look for it. Why is it missing again? You are the only one left. Then you can go down too.

Collection of funny animations: Are you sure you didn’t eat something wrong? Or is that just like this? Hahaha

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The 2019 Asian Badminton Championships, located in Wuhan, China, will hold the final today on April 28, Beijing time. As of now, all competitions have ended. - DayDayNews

The 2019 Asian Badminton Championships, located in Wuhan, China, will hold the final today on April 28, Beijing time. As of now, all competitions have ended.

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Even though he has retired from the national badminton team, Wang Shixian's strength is still as good as any young player. In this National Games, Wang Shixian, who has been away from the national team for a year, performed amazingly. - DayDayNews

Even though he has retired from the national badminton team, Wang Shixian's strength is still as good as any young player. In this National Games, Wang Shixian, who has been away from the national team for a year, performed amazingly.

Wang Shixian won the silver medal but regretted saying goodbye to the National Games. The era of "two kings and one plum" in the national feather women's singles has come to an end.

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Jiweiwang news, according to Taiwan media reports, Morgan Stanley said that excessive inventory will cause the capacity utilization rate of mature manufacturing processes to drop below 100% in the second half of the year. On the other hand, it is expected that long-term contracts - DayDayNews

Jiweiwang news, according to Taiwan media reports, Morgan Stanley said that excessive inventory will cause the capacity utilization rate of mature manufacturing processes to drop below 100% in the second half of the year. On the other hand, it is expected that long-term contracts

Wafer foundry demand is weak, Morgan Stanley lowers target price of world advanced chip maker, Power Semiconductor Manufacturing Co., Ltd.

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Cailian News Agency (Shanghai, Editor Shi Zhengcheng) News: As demand in the semiconductor industry continues to be tight, wafer factories such as TSMC, Samsung, and Intel continue to increase investment and expand production, which has also made the capital market highly excited - DayDayNews

Cailian News Agency (Shanghai, Editor Shi Zhengcheng) News: As demand in the semiconductor industry continues to be tight, wafer factories such as TSMC, Samsung, and Intel continue to increase investment and expand production, which has also made the capital market highly excited

The semiconductor industry is so bullish. Why does Morgan Stanley bluntly say that investing in TSMC is equivalent to taking "dead money"?

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According to a report by the Japan Broadcasting Association on the 8th, former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe was shot in the chest while giving a speech in Nara City, and the suspect has been controlled. Japan's MBC News reported that Shinzo Abe was in cardiopulmonary arrest - DayDayNews

According to a report by the Japan Broadcasting Association on the 8th, former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe was shot in the chest while giving a speech in Nara City, and the suspect has been controlled. Japan's MBC News reported that Shinzo Abe was in cardiopulmonary arrest

Former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe was shot. The murder weapon was suspected to be a shotgun. His cardiopulmonary function had stopped.

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At 11:30 a.m. on July 8, former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe was shot in the chest and fell down while delivering a speech in Nara City. Shinzo Abe is Japan’s longest-serving prime minister. - DayDayNews

At 11:30 a.m. on July 8, former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe was shot in the chest and fell down while delivering a speech in Nara City. Shinzo Abe is Japan’s longest-serving prime minister.

Former Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe was shot in the chest and suffered cardiopulmonary arrest! Or is it related to attitudes toward Ukraine?

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