I was stuck on the elevated highway during the evening rush hour. Watching the meter keep jumping, I said to the taxi driver: How about I get off here. The driver turned down the volume of the radio, turned around and looked at me seriously: The road you choose is expensive. The

I was stuck on the elevated highway during the evening rush hour. Watching the meter keep jumping, I said to the taxi driver: How about I get off here. The driver turned down the volume of the radio, turned around and looked at me seriously: The road you choose is expensive.

The night before yesterday, I was happily watching TV in the living room. My mother suddenly sighed: "It would be great if one of me and your dad was fat." I asked puzzledly: "Why?" My mother said: "In this way, I You can tell others that my daughter is fat because of heredity and not because of laziness." I...

Mr. Bu has been pursuing Miss Shitou for many years, but Miss Shitou finally decided to marry Mr. Scissors. "Let me do something for you one last time." Mr. Bu said to Miss Shitou in his heart. Then, he found Mr. Scissors... According to people who attended the wedding of Miss Stone and Mr. Scissors, the wedding dress that Miss Stone wore on her wedding day was really beautiful.

The landlady is already thirty, and she finally got married yesterday. This morning I saw the landlord sighing, so I asked him what was wrong. Is the girl happy to get married? He said: He was so happy that he forgot about the more than 3,000 yuan of private money hidden in his daughter's bed. The old woman got up early in the morning to clean her daughter's bed.

Afanti Seeing that he was dying, he hired a few people to dig a new tomb for himself. Afanti was very satisfied after looking at the dug tomb, smiled and left. "Afanti, please pay us wages!" the gravedigger stopped and said. "It's not finished yet. I'll pay you for your labor when it's all finished." Afanti turned around and said. "What else is there to do?" the gravedigger asked again. "It won't be finished until I provide the body and finish all the aftermath work!" Afanti said.

My wife wants to change her mobile phone, but I don’t agree. One day when it rained, she deliberately went out without an umbrella and got her phone wet. Then she got her wish and got a new phone. Later, she repeated her old trick. On a rainy day, her bag got wet again and she bought a new one. Yesterday I made my wife angry by playing games and threatened to divorce me. It was cloudy today and it was going to rain. I took an umbrella and was about to go out. My wife came over and took the umbrella and said, "Don't bring an umbrella." I...

Yesterday, my boss said it was too hot and asked me to install an air conditioner in the guard duty room. After the installation was completed, the guard kept saying thank you to me. Today I went out to do errands. When he saw it, he came out to say hello to me. I said to him: "I'm just following orders. You don't have to be too polite." He said: "A larger air conditioner should be placed in a two-square-meter cabin." , I'm almost frozen into a popsicle, come out to warm up

There is a beautiful girl who wants to check her future partner through the computer! The girl filled in the two conditions for making friends according to the requirements: 1. Be handsome. 2. Have a car. .After a while, the answer came out: "