I really want to sell the house I've lived in in Xiamen for 8 years and take a trip on the spur of the moment. Life is not only about the present, but also poetry and distance. Unfortunately, the landlord just doesn’t agree. Panoramic views of Lujiang Road, the Twin Towers, and G

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I really want to sell the house where Xiamen has lived for 8 years and go on a trip. Life is not only about the present, but also poetry and distance. Unfortunately, the landlord just doesn’t agree.

Lujiang Road, Twin Towers, Gulangyu Island Panorama

Eating in a restaurant with no village in front and no store in the back. When settling the accounts, the boss said 500 yuan. I asked: "A meal costs 500 yuan, why don't you go blackmail me?" The boss had an idea and blackmailed me for 2,000 yuan.
What happened to the girlfriends in many places? I type quickly but it’s not like I can’t hold a conversation.
Girlfriend
One person said I was wrong, but I didn’t believe it; 30 people said I was wrong, and I was doubtful; when everyone said I was wrong, I understood, I was hallucinating.
"What are you doing?" I saw Uncle Liu swaying from side to side under the eaves.
"I'm drinking emergency syrup . The instructions say, shake it before taking it."
"Today's dish is too salty!"
"Then you wait a little longer before eating, because time will dilute everything! "
I want to go to Dubai and Hong Kong recently. For those of you who have been there, can you tell me how you got the money?
Dubai
The fortune teller said that I am 40 years old and wear a yellow robe, and I am accompanied by delicacies from the mountains and seas every day. I am 41 years old and I deliver food at Meituan.
I was watching a movie with my girlfriend. The lights were dim and the atmosphere was just right. My girlfriend closed her eyes at the right time. I suppressed my inner excitement, grabbed the popcorn from her hand, and poured it all into my mouth.
Watching a movie with my girlfriend
I used to play games poorly, and my friends always called me a bad teammate. Later, I practiced hard for several seasons and finally turned around. They scolded me for not being able to beat me anymore.
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