1. Female: My first boyfriend was a wonton seller. After we broke up, I stopped eating wontons. My second boyfriend ran an Internet cafe. After we broke up, I stopped surfing the Internet.
male: Then you can't leave me.
female: Why?
male: Because I sell clothes!
female: Then I can wear clothes without paying for it for the time being.
2. The cashier in the jewelry store asked a female customer in confusion: "Madam, why are your banknotes so wet?"
The female customer explained: "I'm sorry, because when my husband gave me the money, I cried so much. "
3. When we were young, we had a crush on each other and would always play around together! One time we were sitting across from each other, and she held down my hands, stepped on my feet, and said to me: "You can't move now. If you can touch me with any part of your body, you win! I can agree to one condition." Oh~" I tried my best but couldn't break free. I asked her, can I use my mouth? She lowered her head shyly, and then I spat... To this day, she has never ignored me again, why?
4. I stayed with my first love for three years, but for various reasons, I couldn’t make it to the end. There is no separation from each other after the breakup, and there is no lingering connection. A few days ago, she sent me a recent photo, half of her face was in the mirror, but I could still see that familiar face, so she replied: "I still can't let go." After a long time, she replied: "What?" I wanted to say that I still can’t let you go, so I typed and deleted it, but finally replied: “The screen is so big, I still can’t let your face go…”
5. Two years after graduation, a good friend from university suddenly contacted me and said please I eat barbecue. The hospitality was hard to refuse, so I dressed up brightly and drove my rented Rolls-Royce to the barbecue restaurant! While eating, a classmate picked up a piece of pork belly and praised: This looks like a cute suckling pig, red and white, and cut so thin. Have you ever remembered the 100 yuan you once owed me? I was stunned, and quickly took out 100 and handed it over. I borrowed it when I was a freshman. I didn’t expect this kid to still remember it!
6. If you work overtime at night, your boss will take care of the food. Boss: "What do you want to eat?" Me: " Grilled Eggplant ." Boss: "You ordered it." Me: " Grilled Eggplant with Minced Pork ." The boss was helpless: "Don't save me this, I want to eat Just order it!" I thought carefully and replied: "Then I want two portions of minced pork and roasted eggplant!"
7. The father solemnly told his daughter: "Yesterday, your boyfriend officially came to me and said that he wanted to marry you. I agreed to him. "
Daughter: "But I don't want to leave my mother. I don't want to get married."
The father thought for a moment and said, "Then take your mother away."
