to
. I fell asleep for a while on the way. The distance that usually costs 30 yuan was reduced to 80 yuan by the driver.
I said proudly: "Brother, I'll give you 100, no need to look for it!"
The driver looked around in the car and said, "Where's the money? Where is it?"
I got off the car and ran, shouting to the driver: "I I told you not to look for it, but you can’t find it even if you look for it!”
Fortunately, I threw it away quickly
When I was in school, I went to get hot water with my classmates, and the thermos bottle made a squeaking sound on the way back to the dormitory.
I said: "Oh no, it's going to explode."
This guy threw the thermos bottle out with a whoosh, and bang, it exploded.
This guy said with lingering fear: "Fortunately, I threw it fast, and it didn't hit me."
The weather is too hot. I recommend three good ways to relieve the heat:
First, I feel cold when I think about that person who is not interesting enough!
Secondly, when I think about my annual income, I feel quite sad!
Third, think about your bank deposits, and your heart feels so cold! How about
? Do you feel a little cooler?
Tsunami
Xiao Ming: Do you know why you can’t tell bad jokes at the beach?
Xiaohong: Why?
Xiao Ming: Because it will cause sea laughter (tsunami)
The ground is hot
A man took his wife on a tricycle to go out for errands. He was hit by a car just after leaving the alley. The man flew several meters and stood up immediately. His wife became anxious when she saw it. Ask, how can you still stand up after being knocked so far away?
The man looked helpless: Hot...
The wound
The doctor said: "Why do you want to change wards? Your neighbor is an excellent patient. He is a famous cross talk actor."
The patient interrupted him and said : "You are right! But as soon as I smiled, the surgical wound opened."
Contact
My daughter-in-law was playing with her husband's mobile phone and accidentally dropped it to the ground. The mobile phone case and battery fell out, and there were also hidden parts. 100 bucks inside.
The daughter-in-law looked at her husband: "Explain it!"
The husband said in panic: "Oh my God! It was so hard that he dropped all the phone bills..."
The husband grabbed his wife's cell phone and went to He threw the bed hard and a man crawled out from under the bed.
The husband said angrily: "What's going on?"
The wife panicked and said: Oh my God, all the contacts fell out!
Smiling happily
The man held his wife who was in a car accident tightly in his arms, "Dear, I, what else can I do for you?"
The wife said breathlessly, "Just, just one thing. Can you please stop smiling so happily?”
