1. Husband: "You look so beautiful in this dress." Wife: "Is it me or my clothes that look beautiful?" Husband: "Both the person and the clothes look beautiful." Wife: "Flattery" 2. Husband: "The meal has been prepared a long time ago. Come and eat quickly." Wife: "Why are you co

1. Husband: "You look so beautiful in this dress."

Wife: "Is it beautiful in person or in clothes?"

Husband: "Both people and clothes are beautiful."

Wife: "Flattery"

2 . Husband: "The meal has been prepared a long time ago. Come and eat quickly."

Wife: "Why are you cooking it so early? The food will be cold by the time I get home."

Husband: "Then I'll wait until you come back next time to cook it."

Wife: "Isn't that going to starve me to death?"

3. My sister often dreams of having a mobile phone that can beautify pictures. I love my sister very much, so I decided to buy one for her. When she got home, she downloaded a beauty-testing software. She tried it with her own photo and it showed a score of 9.9! My sister-in-law was very happy when she saw it, thinking that 10 points was the highest, and immediately shared the score on her circle of friends. But within a few minutes, she deleted this circle of friends. Because she used that software to test her dog, and it showed a score of 90.5!

4. My sister is the school beauty of the university. She married a second-generation rich man right after graduation and became the wife of a wealthy family. She just gave birth to a baby last month. I bought some fruit and went to visit her home. As a result, when I was holding the baby, he scratched her neck a little. In order to avoid misunderstanding, I went to the drugstore to buy a band-aid and put it on. Then when I got home, my mother stared at me for a long time, and finally lifted my hair. She was stunned for a moment, then shouted to her father: Lao Li, Lao Li, someone finally wants your daughter...

5. When she slept hazily in the morning, she vaguely heard her wife crying. When she opened her eyes, she saw her Cry in front of the mirror. I asked her, "What's wrong with her?" My wife said, "The hairstyle is too ugly, and my face is obviously bigger." I immediately took a taxi and took her to the best barber shop in , Shizhong District, . After waiting anxiously outside for two hours, the barber opened the door and came out, sighing and saying: "I'm sorry, we have tried our best..."

6, Xiao Wang???? was once deceived by his classmates. It was a pyramid scheme. When I saw Xiao Wang, I knew it was a pyramid scheme. Xiao Wang didn't say anything. Every day when they were giving lectures, he slept or passed notes to girls. He chatted with girls after class. He was brainwashed every day. However, he was very determined. He deleted all his phone contacts and made random calls every day. Anyway, he couldn't win anyone over. Wire. When Xiao Wang had nothing to do, he chatted with the girls and coaxed them to play. In the end, several girls fell in love with Xiao Wang and almost started fighting. After about 20 days, he was expelled for not complying with MLM disciplines. ! He was fired!

7. My female colleague suddenly got divorced. She said she was in a bad mood and asked me to treat her to dinner. I agreed to it because of my colleagues. During this period, a female colleague complained to me: Her husband said she was lazy, had a bad temper, and was idle! I said: I see you are a very nice person, how could you be like your husband said? When the female colleague heard this, she suddenly He got excited and said: "That's right, how could I be like what he said? Suddenly he looked at me with wide eyes and said: Look, how about we get together to see if I am like what he said?" I went. , but you can’t be fooled.