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Once upon a time, a little tadpole got separated from his mother, so he decided to find her. They swim and swim and swim. The little tadpole saw a big lobster on the lotus leaf. The little tadpole shouted loudly: mother... mother... mother... The big lobster looked back and saw a
Post-00s version of hilarious composition "Tadpole Looking for Mom"
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First of all, viewing is prohibited for those under the age of 18. This is all nonsense. Don’t take it seriously, let alone write it in the Chinese test paper. Confucius is our most holy teacher, with seventy-two sages and three thousand disciples. He even left behind the histori
The most complete and funniest interpretation of "The Whisperer", viewing is prohibited for those under 18 years of age
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1. On the ship, a sailor asked another sailor: "Wine and women, which do you prefer?" The other sailor replied: "I first have to know (it) their birth dates." 2. Clerk: " Manager, your meeting has been going on for so long, what decision have you made?” Manager: “Yes, we have dec
Joke: Haven’t you heard a saying, noble people tend to forget things?
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1. The owner of the optical shop teaches the new clerk how to give prices to customers. "When he asks you how much you want, you answer '600 yuan.' If he doesn't blink, you continue: 'This is just the price of the frame, the lenses are 400 yuan.' If he still doesn't blink, you He
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I couldn't help but feel shocked. This was the first time she had said such words to me in such a long time. With tears in my eyes and a little choked up, I asked tentatively: "Isn't it a little early?"
Funny joke, take a taxi wherever you want to go, please stop teasing us.
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Something incredible happened. Today I saw a pair of hair cards with a price tag of 2,200 yuan. But I have to give you a pair of hair cards. Only this pair = only one deceiver. Coach: I am lucky to have you.
My husband spent 2,200 yuan to give me a pair of hair cards. After opening the package: Luxury goods never deceive the poor! Hahahahaha
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1. Two female secretaries were talking: "Who invented the typewriter? It's annoying!" "What's wrong?" "As soon as I stop working, everyone will hear it immediately." 2. The manager of a company is very enthusiastic about his work. Responsible, I haven't even taken a vacation in t
Joke: As long as I don’t work, everyone will hear it immediately
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# funny moment# Many years ago, my friend Xiao Jiang, who was known as the Jiuxian, came home after drinking. He wandered around his house drunk and dizzy, but suddenly his head was severed and he forgot which floor and room he lived in. What should I do? ? Smart Xiao Jiang decid
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Therefore, the content explained by the teacher still needs to attract students. Mainly because they move faster. Although I was scolded, it was good to wear an extra pair of shoes. How do you sell this ice cream? I want to buy it and take a photo. I work in a bank, do you need a
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God’s reply: I just want to have breakfast, my brother’s eyes are straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful. God’s reply: Some people always say that they are not doing well, but they gain a lot of weight when they step on the scale.
God replied: Just have breakfast, my brother’s eyes will be straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful
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Dad bought Xiaobao a goldfish from the flower and bird market, and Xiaobao liked it very much. But after only two days, the goldfish became listless. The stall owner said cheerfully: "Actually, fish also need to have friends. They need to keep a few more fish, and choose a few fi
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We can always encounter various scams in life. The most typical and common one is MLM. This Ponzi scheme came from abroad in the 1980s, from the earliest MLM conferences to now being packaged and hidden on the Internet. , always accompanying our lives.
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Men often joke and hear that they can make more money by donating sperm. How much money can you get from donating sperm? If you don’t have any money, just donate sperm. Think of wonderful things and feel that you are making money [Flash of inspiration][Flash of inspiration][Flash
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Today, League of Legends officially released the "2022 Mall Product Price Adjustment Announcement". The official will adjust the prices of some products in the 12.18 version updated on September 22: legendary skins, epic skins, event passes, TFT season pass points The coupon pric
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Although the game "DNF Duel" is locked in the country, it still attracts the attention of many Chinese players. Behind these achievements, the strong support of Chinese players is naturally indispensable, and if the country is not locked, the number of people online may increase
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Over the years, supermodels with single eyelids have become more and more popular on the international fashion stage, mainly due to certain stereotypes in the fashion industry. Liu Wen is the most representative of them, but her beauty cannot be explained clearly with just one ey
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When facial skin appears loose and sagging, we often think it is caused by aging. In fact, in daily face-to-face consultations, we can come into contact with the sagging and aging of facial skin caused by various reasons. The following points are summarized, so you can prepare in
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Having spots on your face is really distressing. Not only does it make you lose your appearance, but it also makes you feel inferior. In a stressful living environment, you have to bear the troubles caused by spots. It’s really frustrating. , what should I do if I have spots on m
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