1. "Additional dishes"
It's time for the hotel to pretend. The wife said to her husband: "Eat quickly! Otherwise the waiter will add more dishes for us!".
The husband said puzzledly: "We didn't order any more food, they can't possibly give us more food."
The wife said: "You are so stupid! We didn't add any vegetables, so why did she just sweep the shark fins and chicken bones onto our table!".
2. "Same mentality"
The husband said to his wife: "You women are so troublesome. Why do you have to draw eyebrows and trim nails every day?".
The wife replied: "Then you will understand if you ask yourself, why do men need to shave every day?".
3. "It is the only gain from my investment"
The family talked about weight loss together after dinner. The wife said to her husband: "I weighed less than 100 pounds before we got married, but two years after we got married, I weighed over 200 pounds. If you give me money, I have to go to a body and beauty shop to lose weight!"
The husband said: "When I got married to you, I invested in many projects in vain and gained nothing. Only your body is the biggest return on my investment. You can't lose weight. If you lose this body Fatty, all my investment was in vain!ā
