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I really can’t answer your question if I’m not in ancient times. My wife made pig trotters for me and asked me to comment on it after I finished it. The couple I met at the subway station fell in love and looked at me in the mirror, who was 188cm tall, and fell into deep thought.
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1. On the ship, a sailor asked another sailor: "Wine and women, which do you prefer?" The other sailor replied: "I first have to know (it) their birth dates." 2. Clerk: " Manager, your meeting has been going on for so long, what decision have you made?” Manager: “Yes, we have dec
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They had a brush with death, but they didn't seem to know or care. This shouldn't be the first time we in China felt that rhubarb was awesome. The fish said: Get lost, it's annoying. They say that a mother is strong, and this cat should have been picked up. Fortunately, he ran fa
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1. The owner of the optical shop teaches the new clerk how to give prices to customers. "When he asks you how much you want, you answer '600 yuan.' If he doesn't blink, you continue: 'This is just the price of the frame, the lenses are 400 yuan.' If he still doesn't blink, you He
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The director of a primary school in a certain school is female and is in her sixties. The director is recognized by everyone as a strong woman and a contemporary "Mulan". In recent years, the director has brought up his brilliant achievements during meetings and criticized indivi
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Think of turtles as cats and dogs. Turtles won’t let you kiss them. Next time, you dare to stick your tongue out. So far, no one can see the numbers in the picture. Many people wash cars and never wash the bottom of the car. Sorry, I After trying my best, it seems that this dog i
Does such a beautiful girl have to work in a factory? What a pity! She's good enough to be a star
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1. Two female secretaries were talking: "Who invented the typewriter? It's annoying!" "What's wrong?" "As soon as I stop working, everyone will hear it immediately." 2. The manager of a company is very enthusiastic about his work. Responsible, I haven't even taken a vacation in t
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I am 29 years old and single. A few days ago, my mother complained to me: "When I was young, the fortune teller said that you would get married at 23, why are you still naked now?" I looked at my mother and said, "You don't know that knowledge can change your destiny, right?" "St
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There was a man named Man Bu Wan. The couple was in their forties and gave birth to a stupid son. The fortune teller said: "As long as you accumulate virtue and do good deeds, you will have a good son." Man Wan Bai didn't believe it a hundred times. How can I do good deeds? A pha
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1. My hometown is in the mountains. There is only one bus to go home every day. If you miss it, you will not be able to get on it. When I went home at the end of this year, a person in the car used alcohol to argue with the driver. The driver said: If you don’t accept it, we will
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1. The first time I practiced driving, I tried the steering wheel after getting in the car and asked the coach: "Why does it feel a little loose?" The coach said lightly: "It's all the credit of one of your senior sisters. I asked her to brake at that time, and she couldn't stop
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1. A friend was very fond of drinking. He came home drunk once. When he woke up the next day, he wanted to ride his bicycle to work, but he couldn't find it... His wife had already left for work, so she called and asked: "I remember that the bicycle came back last night. Why is i
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Being able to swim is a skill that everyone should have, regardless of age, because basic water survival skills can minimize the risk of drowning, especially when accidental drowning is the second leading cause of injury and death in children aged 0 to 17 years.
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The animation of "Mortal Cultivation of Immortality" has been updated to episode 57. Recently, I also published some critical articles on the adaptation of episode 57 and some confusing behaviors of the director. Taoist friends also have different opinions on this episode. Some p
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Raising cats can indeed bring a lot of joy to our lives, and now more and more people are raising cats. But you know what? Life with and without cats is completely different. Many people say that the longer they keep cats, the stronger these "side effects" will be. Let's take a l
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They say: "Dog lovers are caring." Indeed, people who like small animals are generally kind people. However, I don’t know why, but in recent years, there have been various news reports about dog lovers being unkind to others.
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