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Ouyang Xu's behavior in court disturbed the emperor, "I never kill a scholar-official, but you, you piece of shit, are really not worthy of being a scholar-official." When I saw this, I felt that the official was already very angry. He said angrily that the next second he could k - DayDayNews

Ouyang Xu's behavior in court disturbed the emperor, "I never kill a scholar-official, but you, you piece of shit, are really not worthy of being a scholar-official." When I saw this, I felt that the official was already very angry. He said angrily that the next second he could k

Menghualu: I got the official idea

06/04 1528

God’s reply: I just want to have breakfast, my brother’s eyes are straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful. God’s reply: Some people always say that they are not doing well, but they gain a lot of weight when they step on the scale. - DayDayNews

God’s reply: I just want to have breakfast, my brother’s eyes are straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful. God’s reply: Some people always say that they are not doing well, but they gain a lot of weight when they step on the scale.

God replied: Just have breakfast, my brother’s eyes will be straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful

06/01 1854

1. “Close enough to…” 2. “My friend wore the wrong shirt to Disneyland.” 3. “My coworker and I spotted a praying mantis at work and took a photo with it. It turned out more like A couple’s engagement photos. “Thought I lost it years ago, only to find this old one that still fits - DayDayNews

1. “Close enough to…” 2. “My friend wore the wrong shirt to Disneyland.” 3. “My coworker and I spotted a praying mantis at work and took a photo with it. It turned out more like A couple’s engagement photos. “Thought I lost it years ago, only to find this old one that still fits

20 Photos of “Fighting Failure with Humor”

06/05 1803

We always complain that straight men don’t understand the style and don’t know how to distinguish between green tea bitches. They are led by the nose. Today we are going to rectify the names of our male compatriots. When straight men criticize green tea bitches, that is the real - DayDayNews

We always complain that straight men don’t understand the style and don’t know how to distinguish between green tea bitches. They are led by the nose. Today we are going to rectify the names of our male compatriots. When straight men criticize green tea bitches, that is the real

When a straight man picks up a green tea bitch, that’s the real trick (hahaha!)

06/05 1516

More than 20 years ago, I was sitting naked at the door playing in the mud. A wave of family planning check-ups came over and asked: "Child, where is your mother?" Me: My mother didn’t let me tell anyone, she hid it at my eldest mother’s house. At this time, the father came out: - DayDayNews

More than 20 years ago, I was sitting naked at the door playing in the mud. A wave of family planning check-ups came over and asked: "Child, where is your mother?" Me: My mother didn’t let me tell anyone, she hid it at my eldest mother’s house. At this time, the father came out:

Humorous joke: More than 20 years ago, I sat naked at the door and played in the mud

06/04 1711

You still have to carry it by yourself and take the shuttle bus to the island every day, there are very few other people. In the morning, Lao Qian rarely arrived before me. Of course I was happy to have someone with me. Today is the third time I met him. The first time was probab - DayDayNews

You still have to carry it by yourself and take the shuttle bus to the island every day, there are very few other people. In the morning, Lao Qian rarely arrived before me. Of course I was happy to have someone with me. Today is the third time I met him. The first time was probab

It made everyone anxious to death

06/04 1813

Yu Xiuhua, a female poet with cerebral palsy, can be said to be the most famous poet in the contemporary world. Even I, a layperson who has never read poetry, know her. I have read her story about sleeping with men across half of China. At first, when I read her poems, I was surp - DayDayNews

Yu Xiuhua, a female poet with cerebral palsy, can be said to be the most famous poet in the contemporary world. Even I, a layperson who has never read poetry, know her. I have read her story about sleeping with men across half of China. At first, when I read her poems, I was surp

I thought she was a myth among women, but she turned out to be a joke

06/05 1390

On this day, an explosive news spread in the village: the words Chen Erbiao wrote in the scenic area cost 10,000 yuan per word! Chen Erbiao had indeed been practicing calligraphy, but no one expected that this guy was actually self-taught. As the saying goes, if you are poor in t - DayDayNews

On this day, an explosive news spread in the village: the words Chen Erbiao wrote in the scenic area cost 10,000 yuan per word! Chen Erbiao had indeed been practicing calligraphy, but no one expected that this guy was actually self-taught. As the saying goes, if you are poor in t

One word costs 10,000 yuan (humorous story)

06/02 1194

Can anyone translate it? How should such a house be sold? How did Li Ming become the Four Heavenly Kings? Do you know exactly what to do with the last one? - DayDayNews

Can anyone translate it? How should such a house be sold? How did Li Ming become the Four Heavenly Kings? Do you know exactly what to do with the last one?

Hilarious commentary: When I come to the clinic to get my water pumped, there is a girl lying next to me who is watching a TV show. How should I strike up a conversation?

06/06 1116

Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money. Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds - DayDayNews

Lao Zhang has been staying at home since his retirement and rarely goes out for parties. After all, it costs money, and since his wife is the "Minister of Finance" at home, Lao Zhang has almost no pocket money. Recently, Lao Zhang has become obsessed with mobile phones. He holds

The most romantic thing (humorous story)

06/02 1539

# funny大奖# Husband: Wife, if one day I fall in love with another beautiful woman, what will you do? Wife: Husband, you really dare to ask me this question. If one day you get along with other beautiful women, then I will ask a suona team to put up a wind flag, and write on it tha - DayDayNews

# funny大奖# Husband: Wife, if one day I fall in love with another beautiful woman, what will you do? Wife: Husband, you really dare to ask me this question. If one day you get along with other beautiful women, then I will ask a suona team to put up a wind flag, and write on it tha

Couple's Night Talk: What would you do if I fell in love with another beautiful woman?

06/11 1479

Thunder Gaba tastes delicious, I will have to come back like this tomorrow. This fish must be the big brother in the river. Its scales are unique. I originally wanted to give the bride a surprise, but ended up being shocked and feeling like the night was over. - DayDayNews

Thunder Gaba tastes delicious, I will have to come back like this tomorrow. This fish must be the big brother in the river. Its scales are unique. I originally wanted to give the bride a surprise, but ended up being shocked and feeling like the night was over.

Collection of funny animations: Thunder Ga Bar tastes so good, I will have to do it again tomorrow, hahaha

06/10 1107

That's enough, that's it. It's done. This last kick was a bit too much. What does this sprinkler truck mean? I just want to wash my feet. I guess this girl was quite speechless at the time. She never expected this to happen. - DayDayNews

That's enough, that's it. It's done. This last kick was a bit too much. What does this sprinkler truck mean? I just want to wash my feet. I guess this girl was quite speechless at the time. She never expected this to happen.

Collection of funny animations: The last kick was a bit too much! Hahaha

06/10 1454

The husband and wife quarrel, and the husband ignores his wife and lies alone in bed sulking. The wife finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "What are you doing?" The man spent less than 50 yuan online and bought the key to a Ferrari sports car. - DayDayNews

The husband and wife quarrel, and the husband ignores his wife and lies alone in bed sulking. The wife finally couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "What are you doing?" The man spent less than 50 yuan online and bought the key to a Ferrari sports car.

Good morning~ I wish you happiness every day

06/10 1430

Do you know why? How big of a mistake is this? If you catch a cicada, you will keep it for the whole summer. My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now? - DayDayNews

Do you know why? How big of a mistake is this? If you catch a cicada, you will keep it for the whole summer. My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now?

My friend married a Russian beauty. Do you regret it now? The comments are so excellent. Hahaha

06/10 1285

Look at the picture below, what does it mean? Something seems to be wrong. Where is the child? The child seems to be missing. I have to go back and look for it. Why is it missing again? You are the only one left. Then you can go down too. - DayDayNews

Look at the picture below, what does it mean? Something seems to be wrong. Where is the child? The child seems to be missing. I have to go back and look for it. Why is it missing again? You are the only one left. Then you can go down too.

Collection of funny animations: Are you sure you didn’t eat something wrong? Or is that just like this? Hahaha

06/10 1120

I stood up involuntarily, embarrassed to see the disappointment of a stranger in my eyes like I did in front of the theater stage - but then, that inexplicable uneasiness suddenly pushed me and made me Follow up. - DayDayNews

I stood up involuntarily, embarrassed to see the disappointment of a stranger in my eyes like I did in front of the theater stage - but then, that inexplicable uneasiness suddenly pushed me and made me Follow up.

24 hours in a woman's life (Part 2)

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Avril Ramona Lavigne, the famous European and American post-80s super actress, was born on September 27, 1984 in Belleville, Ontario, Canada. She is the most famous new generation female singer and songwriter in Canada, and is also a famous film and television actor. The actor ha - DayDayNews

Avril Ramona Lavigne, the famous European and American post-80s super actress, was born on September 27, 1984 in Belleville, Ontario, Canada. She is the most famous new generation female singer and songwriter in Canada, and is also a famous film and television actor. The actor ha

Elva Hsiao’s boyfriend and Avril Lavigne are both forever young and full of magic

06/12 1039

The cause of the incident was that Lang Lang participated in the global anti-epidemic performance "One World: Together at Home" on April 19. The performance attracted the participation of more than 100 celebrities from around the world, including Eason Chan and Jacky Cheung. - DayDayNews

The cause of the incident was that Lang Lang participated in the global anti-epidemic performance "One World: Together at Home" on April 19. The performance attracted the participation of more than 100 celebrities from around the world, including Eason Chan and Jacky Cheung.

From Lang Lang’s “nationality” incident, I saw that refined egoists have nowhere to hide.

06/12 1908

One of the taekwondo athlete’s mothers, Wu Jingyu, said that “my martial arts skills were completely useless after giving birth to a baby.” During training, she often couldn’t sleep late at night, falling into anxiety, depression, crying, and wondering, “Am I sick?” This made me - DayDayNews

One of the taekwondo athlete’s mothers, Wu Jingyu, said that “my martial arts skills were completely useless after giving birth to a baby.” During training, she often couldn’t sleep late at night, falling into anxiety, depression, crying, and wondering, “Am I sick?” This made me

"My martial arts skills are completely useless" after giving birth to a baby? You can’t imagine the pain of a champion mother

06/12 1743

Before taking the stage to receive the award, she took off her goggles and shocked many people: This Chinese contestant is actually a Western beauty with a high nose bridge and deep eye sockets? Gu Ailing is of mixed Chinese and American descent. In 2019, when she chose to transf - DayDayNews

Before taking the stage to receive the award, she took off her goggles and shocked many people: This Chinese contestant is actually a Western beauty with a high nose bridge and deep eye sockets? Gu Ailing is of mixed Chinese and American descent. In 2019, when she chose to transf

The "foreign beauty" won the championship. When she took off her glasses, she turned out to be Chinese. She was threatened with death when she changed her nationality.

06/12 1922

Such an exotic "international market" is readily available in Yiwu, a county-level city located in central Zhejiang, and you can set one up anytime and anywhere. - DayDayNews

Such an exotic "international market" is readily available in Yiwu, a county-level city located in central Zhejiang, and you can set one up anytime and anywhere.

Revisiting Zhejiang Entrepreneurship Landmark｜Yiwu: Businessmen in the “World Supermarket”

06/12 1015