1. The general manager is sitting in his lawyer's office. The lawyer asked: "Do you want to hear the good news first, or the bad news first?" "Tell me the good news first," the general manager said eagerly. "Your wife found a photo worth $500,000." "Great," the general manager sa

. The general manager is sitting in his lawyer's office. The lawyer asked: "Do you want to hear the good news first, or the bad news first?" "Tell me the good news first," the general manager said eagerly. "Your wife found a photo worth $500,000." "Great," the general manager said excitedly, "What about the bad news?" "This is an intimate photo of you and your female assistant!"

. Go At my cousin's house, I saw her applying cucumber slices to her legs.
I joked: "You bitch is so pretentious, but your legs are beautiful?" She was stunned and said: "I heard my classmates say that you can use cucumbers to relieve itching at night. My legs were bitten by mosquitoes just now, and I want to give it a try."

. Men are afraid of women stalking, but they like to use this method to treat women who have not caught up with them.

4. I went to a restaurant to eat and ordered a dish of braised pork . I found that I couldn’t bite it no matter how hard I tried. I called the waiter and said, “You are trying to trick me. I can’t bite this meat no matter how hard I bite.” "Call your manager!" The waiter actually told me: "Beauty, why are you trying to make things difficult for me? You can't even bite me, but he can bite me!" Beauty, it seems to make sense...

5. Tang Monk and his apprentice passed by a village. There was a monster in the village. Wukong asked what kind of monster it was. The villager said: I don’t know either. I just know that he looted the village every time. Wukong smiled and said: It turns out to be the looting spirit. . .

6. Kind-hearted people always say that I am simple, but in fact I know that they are just embarrassed to call me SB.