1. There is a buddy whose father only bought him a "wooden machine" for his study, which can only make calls. Our class once had a physical education class and the door was unlocked. As a result, many mobile phones and other things were lost. Only one person’s mobile phone was still lying quietly on the table. When everyone was surprised, the guy said coldly: "Oh, what others lost was their mobile phone, but what I lost was my face."
2, "Brother, please stop touching it! If you touch the top and bottom, the hair will fall off. Such a tender skin, you will touch it." It’s all gone! How do you want me to sell it in the future? If you don’t want to buy it, forget it!” I went out on a mission and returned to Baituoshan crying after a few days. All the poisonous snakes were gone. Ouyang Feng was surprised and asked why, and Ouyang Ke replied angrily: "Damn it, I will never go to Guangdong again!"
4. My husband gave me a low-cut dress, and I wore it beautifully and played in the park for a day. At night, my breasts were covered The nasty mosquito bite gave me a red envelope. Look, hubby, there’s a mosquito bite on my chest!
can’t, right? Can mosquitoes be found in such a small place?
5. The whole company was working overtime last night, and suddenly the power went out. After checking, it was the fuse that was burned out. I know a little about electricity, so my boss asked me to repair it, while a girl was lighting it up with her mobile phone. While the people at the company were waiting quietly, my wife called. At first she was asking for help, but then she suddenly asked: Why is it so quiet? At this time, the girl spoke: Hurry up and do it, my hands are sore.
6, Bajie and Sha Seng found Yue Lao and said, "Yue Lao! You see, my two brothers are still single. Do you think you can introduce me to a suitable one? Our happiness depends on you." Yue Lao lit a cigarette, took a few puffs, and said slowly: "Brother! It's not that I don't want to help you, it's just that those girls refused after hearing your names: Zhu Wuwei and Sha Wujing. Brother also I can’t cover it up!”
7. A young couple in the class got angry. The man couldn’t argue with the woman, so he said to her, “Look at your breasts. What’s the difference between you and me?” We are brothers." The woman did not show any weakness and scolded: "Look at your second brother, you are my best friend after you take off your pants." The students couldn't stop laughing.
8, Liu Guan and Zhang were drinking and talking, and it was late at night before they knew it. Liu Bei said, "It's late at night, and we have a long time to come."
Zhang Fei said, "Brother, you really drank too much! 2 My name is Yunchang!
9. A certain woman originally planned to skip eating at night, but then she reluctantly bought a piece of bread. Thinking of losing weight today, she planned to buy a bag of yogurt and found it too sweet, so she bought two sausages. , I felt my stomach was too sour, so I went down and bought a pack of soda crackers . After eating it, I felt it was too dry, so I went down and bought another bowl of instant noodles, which were too salty. I bought another bottle of black tea.
10. I don’t know what happened. I accidentally bumped into a red pimple on my butt tonight when I went to the toilet. There was a mirror in the toilet, so I fiddled with it in front of the mirror to see what the condition of the pimple on my butt was. My roommate was about to go to the toilet and saw me and said: Hey Hey, this is a good mood, enjoying the chrysanthemums in the middle of the night.
