One day I saw a dung beetle holding and licking my poop and couldn't put it down [face covering]. This is a narcissistic and arrogant married dung beetle mother in her forties. She has a little dung beetle at home. There is a male dung beetle who is a cuckold. This female dung beetle has abandoned her husband and her children for many years. She lives in a tight place and thinks she is different, narcissistic, beautiful and smart. In fact, she is the saddest, most ridiculous and most self-deceptive. , both vulgar and idiotic, of extremely low quality and a shrew graduate student. Falling in love with and being obsessed with a piece of shit that others despise, a low-level, dirty, self-righteous piece of shit. This piece of shit is ugly and sinful, full of lies and notorious, a super disgusting old man. I just like to read jokes. I am also idle when I am idle. Have you seen the many words of courtship? After being scolded a thousand times, all she could do was beg for mercy. Like a girl, she would get scolded once in a while and finally throw it away, fearing that her hands would be dirty. You shit beetle mother is also a super criminal, God will fulfill your dream, you have to believe in yourself, you are the best, hold back your laughter
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1. I am obviously a rich second generation, but I go to work to earn money. I can drive a luxury car, but I take the bus every day. I can rely on my reputation to make a living, but I work hard. This is the difference between me and Mingming. 2. There are many ways to end a frien
Funny comments posted on WeChat Moments in July
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I asked netizens to give me a name. I’m really not afraid of trouble! I’m a nurse. Does anyone like it? What’s on this selfie? What kind of dog is this? The legs are really long.
God’s reply: I met a girl like this on the subway and kept looking at me. What should I do? Waiting online
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Anyone who has ever seen a collapsed house has never seen it collapse so strangely. A former celebrity’s house collapsed: paparazzi revealed that a current celebrity’s house collapsed: the owner himself revealed that it’s hard to tell whether he’s really stupid or a showman. Chec
"How outrageous can a male idol's way of ruining his house be?" Hahaha, I really don't treat everyone as outsiders.
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This is for people who work overtime for a long time. Can someone who is familiar with "Journey to the West" explain it? Hey~ I really don't know. I want to try it too, anyone want to see it?
Hilarious collection: Does my ex-girlfriend want to get back together with me? I cried after reading the Divine Commentary
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"Better than a wife" Mr. Zhang and Mr. Hou are good friends. They often drink and chat together. One day Mr. Hou said: "My daughter-in-law is gentle and good at talking. She is a master in dealing with others." Mr. Zhang did not show any weakness after hearing this and said hurri
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This is a sign of the leader's inspection. Otherwise, he wouldn't have worked so hard. After all, he still has to give the leader a good impression. My brother-in-law opened a foot bath shop. It’s been two months now. Why can’t I see any hope?
My brother-in-law opened a foot bath shop. It’s been two months now. Why can’t I see hope?
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Hello everyone, I am a well-known local beauty. Only I know how young I am exactly. Growing up, I didn't learn anything else, but I mastered a special skill. I can sleep without sleeping pills during the day, and I can be excited without stimulants at night.
A very funny sentence in July
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1. After my girlfriend disappeared, I immediately went to the police station to report the case. The police said to me: Calm down first. If you keep laughing like this, we won't be able to record it. 2. When you feel that you are ugly, poor, and worthless, don’t despair, because
Talk about the most humorous Moments in July
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Following various Internet creations such as nonsense literature and firecracker literature, and with the head-on confrontation between many ice cream assassins and cheap snow lotus for 50 cents a pack, many shady netizens Wen Siquanyong "ice cream literature" came into being @br
When my boyfriend spent 198 to buy a popsicle, hahaha, netizens laughed so hard in their comments
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1. Hilarious and funny jokes in class. The chemistry teacher always loves to drag the class aside during class. During the 8-minute break, he only leaves 3 minutes for us to rest and use the toilet. One time, he was still giving a lecture after class, and his lecture was still ve
Hilarious class jokes, classic and hilarious jokes
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