1
Next time, remember to give your boyfriend a note that is attractive to you
.
is very good, the character of a rich woman.
2
Never kiss a dog casually...
Is this indirect eating of shit?
3
The worst experience of being beaten when I was a child!
The timing is wrong,
yell next time your mom is home!
4
Father’s love is like a mountain mountain mountain landslide!
I don’t dare to use the membership card anymore.
Please give it to your friends who are very eager to go!
5
Xiaobai, if you bear with it any longer,
will be sent to kindergarten in a few months.
Gouzi: I have paid too much for this family, it’s too difficult for me
6
Golfing in the toilet,
Playing golf while squatting on the toilet!
I imagined taking off my pants,
walking to pick up a ball with shit on my butt...
7
At first glance, I thought there was a scary woman standing on the roof
When I looked carefully
it turned out to be a crow standing on the antenna... .
If it were at night, I would probably scare several people to death!
8
The boy said okay...
It's all my fault, okay...
9
Once you accept this setting, you can't go back...
Hahahahaha, the imagination is too big!
0
That one, let me tell you in advance, don’t fuck me after reading this!
My roommate in Hubei,
said you should not fuck my bed.
I was? ? ? ? ?
Later I found out that their fucking meant messing up her bed