1. A classic cold joke about a hilarious girl. Today, when I was buying a drink at a beverage store, the waitress asked a guy: Does Coke need ice? Buddy: Can you add anything else? Girl: You can add whatever you want! Then the buddy replied: Let’s add WeChat!
2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more funny jokes. If you like it, it is just a touch of love. Love is deep liking. I hope I don’t have to send you home in the future, but we can go back to our home together. When I first saw you, I said to myself: You are my goal in this life, I want to pursue you and embrace you. I want to declare: I love you...RMB.
3. When a crocodile bites its prey, it will not tear it, but will only turn its body 360°, so you don’t have to worry about being bitten by a crocodile. As long as you turn with the crocodile and the speed is fast enough, you can also twist off the crocodile head. Today's young people should ask for more money from their families, otherwise the money will be left in the hands of their families and sooner or later they will be defrauded by health care products and XX coins!
4. When I went to work in the morning, I passed by a steamed bun shop and saw it. A very dark-looking foreigner said to the owner of bun shop , "Two buns, two buns." The owner of the bun shop turned black and said, "Get out of here, you are such a bumpkin!" I recently discovered a new colleague in the hotel. There are too many surprises. When serving a guest during a meal, the guest ordered a drink and asked the waiter what the alcohol content was. A colleague said something, it’s really a classic! “You will know the boss just by touching him”
5. I was extremely tanned by the sun while practicing driving during the summer vacation, so I asked my girlfriend who is more handsome between me and Louis Koo ? She glanced at me calmly and said: "Louis Koo is handsome not because he is evil." Life becomes uncomfortable without you. I hate that hateful third party for taking you away. Have you and him ever had a new relationship? emotion? I really want you to come back to me - wallet.
6. A young man asked the girl aggrievedly: "Why don't your parents agree with us? Tell me the reason and I will change it." The girl said: "We walk the same way, and the pedometer on my mobile phone shows 3769." "Steps, yours is more than 5,000 steps."
7. I am shy and have never dared to confess to you, but today I finally mustered up the courage: When will you invite me to dinner? I met you by chance, paid attention to you when we met twice, dated you three or four times, missed you all the time, 90% I should like you, I am absolutely sure that I love you. It takes a hundred years to cultivate to find true love, and a thousand years to perfect you and me. Are you willing to have everything ready?
8. There must be at least two impulses in a person's life, one for desperate love, and one for a spontaneous trip. There must be at least two regrets in a person's life. One is pregnancy due to desperate love, and the other is catching up with the Spring Festival for a spontaneous trip. The teacher reminds you: There are tens of millions of things to do during winter vacation, and homework comes first. If you don’t study during the holidays, you will cry at the beginning of school!
