1. A classic funny joke about eating meat. My wife loves eating meat, but she is worried that she will gain weight. That day, she said to her worried husband: "Husband, if I keep eating like this, do you think I will become like a pig?" Her husband smiled and comforted her and sa

1. A classic funny joke about eating meat. My wife loves eating meat but is worried that she will gain weight. That day, she said to her worried husband: "Husband, if I keep eating like this, do you think I will become like a pig?" Her husband smiled and comforted her and said: "How is that possible? No matter how fat you are, you only have two legs." Legs! ”

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more funny jokes. One person made a deposit at night, but the ATM machine failed and 10,000 yuan was swallowed up. He immediately contacted the bank and was told to wait until dawn. He racked his brains and suddenly had an idea. He used a public phone to call customer service and said that the ATM machine spit out an extra 3,000 yuan. Maintenance personnel arrived five minutes later.

3. Embarrassing birthday jokes. When it was my birthday, my wife said to me happily: "Husband, it's your birthday. I really want to package it and express it to you." I replied: "No, this gift is too expensive... Seeing my wife's proud look, I said, "Sending express delivery is too expensive because you are too heavy."

4. I shaved my head not long ago, and every time the class teacher asked me a question in class, I would say: "Young monk, you can help me." Do you want to solve a problem for the teacher? Since I entered the examination room, I have been favored by the test paper. I told the test paper that it must be evenly wet with rain and dew. . . But he didn’t listen to the test paper~ Just give me what I can’t do~ Just give me what I can’t do~

5. A friend was chasing a girlfriend, and the girlfriend gave him an ultimatum: "No Audi A6 and a two-story villa. , just don’t bother me.” He smiled bitterly. Go home and ask your parents for advice. My father smoked a cigarette and sighed: "Cars are easy to handle. It's okay to sell the Rolls-Royce at home and buy dozens of Audis. It's just this two-story villa. Fuck, we can't spend these five It's a pity to tear off the third floor of the building. You and her should forget it. There are so many girls in the world. There is no need to demolish the house just to chase her.

6. I saw a girl on my boyfriend's phone. It’s easy to use couple avatars, and the chat content is also very ambiguous. I asked him: “Did this woman cheat on me? The more he thought about it, the more wronged he became, and he started to cry. He hurriedly wiped his tears and said, "No, she should be the one who got raped!" "

7. "As long as we are together, whatever you say will be yours from now on. Wife: "What if we get divorced in the future?" "Haha, what are you saying, wife? Even if you give me a hundred courages, I won't dare to divorce you. Come on, come on, be obedient and give me the knife. I'll put it in the kitchen." "

8. When I applied for a job after graduation, the interviewer said to me: "At your age, even if I give you five thousand a month, you can't save money. You just like to spend money randomly, so two thousand five thousand a month is enough. "I was speechless.