My and roommates are two beautiful girls. One is more introverted named Doudou and the other is more extroverted named Diandian. I like Diandian better and plan to chase her to be my girlfriend. I found an excuse to chat with and , and if I continued like this, I left Doudou in the cold. Doudou wanted to pursue me as her boyfriend, but I didn't feel it. Finally one day, Diandian was working overtime at the workplace, and Doudou was alone indoors in a daze. When I came back, asked in a low voice: "Why can't male rabbits eat grass near their nests?"
I didn't think much about it, smiled and said casually:
"Because there is feces behind the buttocks of male rabbits. , do you think it’s possible for the male rabbit to turn back and eat the grass behind him?”
“Oh!”
Doudou suddenly understood the reason and felt like he understood a big truth, so he lowered his head and went back to the house to sleep.
I took the opportunity to call Diandian. The call was connected. Before I could speak, Diandian opened the door and came back. I was so nervous that I couldn't speak. Then I turned off my phone and suddenly asked: "Where do you think heaven is?"
"Heaven?" I had an idea and replied: "For me, you are there. This place is paradise." "Oh!" Diandian looked at me carefully, shook her head, and said with a smile: "If a man looks like you in paradise, I still don't want to go there."
I was speechless. I said it and thought about it, is she a female rabbit that doesn’t eat the grass around the nest , or...
