1. Last month my brother-in-law changed a Audi R8 and gave me the Porsche he had driven for three years. While driving, he found 300,000 yuan in the co-pilot's glove box. I think it must be my brother-in-law who forgot to take it, so he called him quickly. Who knew he told me: The money was also for me! My brother-in-law said: Brother, you gave me the money in front of my daughter-in-law. I said I sold you the old car for 300,000 yuan, so that she would not think that I gave you the old car for free. I was touched at the time, if it wasn't for my brother-in-law who was playing games now, I would really think this dream was real!
2. The girlfriend quarreled with her mother and ran away from home. It took a lot of effort to persuade her to go home. When I got home, she sent me a message: I understood a lot after this quarrel. I replied with satisfaction: Baby, you have grown up. This goods will reply in seconds: Yes, I understand that before leaving home, I must have enough private money, and I will endure it before I have enough!
3. Cousin is Foxconn's workshop director. He earns more than 7000 a month. But because he can't speak, he can't find a girlfriend at the age of 38. Two days ago, my mother introduced him to a fat girl who was wearing a big T-shirt. After seeing this, my cousin came directly: How many months has the child been?
4. My sisters set up a chicken factory. I checked on the Internet how to make the chickens lay more eggs. It is said that playing some music can keep the hens happy and in a good mood. Naturally, her output can be increased. She didn’t know where to get a big stereo. I just had a memory card, so I downloaded some music for her. After a week, her chicken didn’t buy it at all, and instead laid even more eggs. It took a day for them to figure it out. The problem may lie in the music. It seems that the music I downloaded for her is the kind of music that is very popular.
5. The man took a big bag in his hand,Said to the mother-in-law: "Mother-in-law, I'm here to propose a kiss!" The mother-in-law: "Come on, do it in the house." Open the bag and take out the hammer, screwdriver, pliers, etc., the mother-in-law: "Stop, you are all What is it." Man: "Hardware." Mother-in-law: "Who said these are the hardware?" Man: "Don't worry, I still have preparations." The man took out the scarf, towel, and tissue from inside. Mother-in-law: "Okay, let me just say it directly. I mean gold bracelets, gold rings, gold necklaces." Man: "This one really doesn't have one."
6. I just bought a mirror, cleaned it up and put it on the other side of the bed, mom. After seeing it, let it take it off quickly. Then, she mysteriously said to me: "Daughter, the mirror can't be placed in the direction facing the bed, no!" I whispered, "Why?" My mother looked at me and said, "You think Think, every day you open your eyes and see your real self like a shaggy face and plain face, and you don’t even give you a buffer of time, are you not afraid?" Me:......
7. In order to repay the five million borrowed by your daughter Online loan, I usually go to the construction site to move bricks when I'm not going to work, and I get sunburned for several degrees. My wife looked at my dark face and gave me one of her precious sunscreens. I wiped it off carefully every day before going out. Today I went to the countryside with my leader and met Uncle Li, who I hadn't seen for many years, and I quickly passed a cigarette. Uncle Li took my hand and held it tightly. I was also very excited when the fellow sees the fellow with tears in his eyes. Uncle Li choked and said: "Dogdan, I haven't seen you in a few years, what's wrong with you?" My face is pale, I’m sick, hurry up and see, I don’t have the money to tell the uncle, the uncle has...
8. I took my girlfriend to see my parents for the first time. My dad is a retired TCM doctor and he came home. Later, my dad was shocked when he saw my girlfriend, and then quietly said to me: Son, the girlfriend you are looking for has dark eye circles, purple lips, pale face, and he is very sick! I was embarrassed to say: Dad, people are putting on makeup! It's not sick!
9. The Chinese teacher gave an article about maternal love that day, and I was very moved. In the class, the teacher suggested to call his mother, tell her that I love you, and turn on the hands-free.Then he got me at the same table, and the same table called his mother and shouted: Mom, I love you! The mother at the same table was very moved and said that I love you too, and then it was my turn to fight, and I called my mother and shouted: Mom, I love you! There was silence on the other end of the phone, and everyone thought my mother was moved by me. At this time, my mother shouted: How much money do you want?
10. Call my mom and say: Mom, buy more food tonight and I will take my girlfriend home. My mother said half-believingly: Didn’t you say that you just chased the goddess, how could you agree to your pursuit so quickly? Me: You may not believe it. I just agreed to kill a cockroach for her. Look at me, don’t I take it home today to show you. Mom: I see, buy a few more bottles of Erguotou !
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