1. I received a letter today. It is my "honor" to meet you. 2. I was doing a chemistry experiment that day. All the classmates had finished it, but I hadn’t. The teacher asked me what was wrong. I cried and shouted: There is no aluminum! ! ! ! No aluminum! ! 3. I took the IMBT te

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1. I received a letter today. It is my "honor" to meet you.

2. I was doing chemistry experiments that day. All the classmates had finished, but I hadn’t. The teacher asked me what was going on. I cried and shouted: There is no aluminum! ! ! ! No aluminum! !

3. I took the IMBT test today and he said I am IMBT. It was only when I met the baby that I understood I'M BT.

4. “Every time I wanted to pull out the paper today, I found that I couldn’t pull it out no matter what. I was puzzled, so I opened Station B, and your video suddenly appeared on my homepage. Miraculously, the paper came out. I pulled it out and thought about it, it turned out that I wanted you.

5. "You know! I ate a peach today! Do you know what a peach is? ! "

" I don't know "

" Do you know? ! There is no escape for those who love you! ! "

6. I read a book today and my friend asked me what it was. I said it was called "I Will Bet on You When I Meet You."

7. No matter the front end or the back end, it is not as sophisticated as the tricks I have on you.

8. My pants My clothes were always torn, so I signed up for a clothes mending class. One day, my baby was teaching us all to sew clothes. He asked, "Whose clothes are always damaged?" So I raised my hands and shouted to my baby. : “My old shit, my old shit. "

9. "Do you know? I was scolded tonight. They said I dripped water downstairs and wet the clothes hanging on the balcony. Only I know that it was not water, but the tears I shed when I saw you on the balcony."

10. Why does your hair look so oily? Oh, it turns out to be I love you.

11. "Baby, I have nothing to say but love words to you."

12. When I was a child, my dream was to be a scientist. I can't help but start thinking: What kind of home do I want to be? When I meet you, I understand - I want to take you home.

13. I walked into McDonald's this morning, and the clerk asked me what I wanted to order. There are shrimp burgers and... Cheeseburger, pork knuckle burger, chicken leg burger, beef burger, cod burger , my tears flowed down, she couldn't understand my sadness, there are so many burgers here, but I only want my cute baby

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God’s reply: I just want to have breakfast, my brother’s eyes are straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful. God’s reply: Some people always say that they are not doing well, but they gain a lot of weight when they step on the scale. - DayDayNews

God’s reply: I just want to have breakfast, my brother’s eyes are straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful. God’s reply: Some people always say that they are not doing well, but they gain a lot of weight when they step on the scale.

God replied: Just have breakfast, my brother’s eyes will be straight! Hahaha, it’s so beautiful

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Dad bought Xiaobao a goldfish from the flower and bird market, and Xiaobao liked it very much. But after only two days, the goldfish became listless. The stall owner said cheerfully: "Actually, fish also need to have friends. They need to keep a few more fish, and choose a few fi - DayDayNews

Dad bought Xiaobao a goldfish from the flower and bird market, and Xiaobao liked it very much. But after only two days, the goldfish became listless. The stall owner said cheerfully: "Actually, fish also need to have friends. They need to keep a few more fish, and choose a few fi

A smile every day | Secret recipe for raising goldfish

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We can always encounter various scams in life. The most typical and common one is MLM. This Ponzi scheme came from abroad in the 1980s, from the earliest MLM conferences to now being packaged and hidden on the Internet. , always accompanying our lives. - DayDayNews

We can always encounter various scams in life. The most typical and common one is MLM. This Ponzi scheme came from abroad in the 1980s, from the earliest MLM conferences to now being packaged and hidden on the Internet. , always accompanying our lives.

Funny original: That day, I saw through the pyramid scheme, but they used a honey trap

06/01 1850

Men often joke and hear that they can make more money by donating sperm. How much money can you get from donating sperm? If you don’t have any money, just donate sperm. Think of wonderful things and feel that you are making money [Flash of inspiration][Flash of inspiration][Flash - DayDayNews

Men often joke and hear that they can make more money by donating sperm. How much money can you get from donating sperm? If you don’t have any money, just donate sperm. Think of wonderful things and feel that you are making money [Flash of inspiration][Flash of inspiration][Flash

Let me show you the extremely mysterious semen collection room

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Hello everyone, I write in vernacular, please pay attention if you like it. I woke up in the morning and was washing my clothes when I suddenly heard a crackling sound outside. It's raining. Rain in summer is so fast. It suddenly became a downpour. I remembered that my husband wa - DayDayNews

Hello everyone, I write in vernacular, please pay attention if you like it. I woke up in the morning and was washing my clothes when I suddenly heard a crackling sound outside. It's raining. Rain in summer is so fast. It suddenly became a downpour. I remembered that my husband wa

It's raining heavily today

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In fact, even in our middle and high school textbooks in China, Yu Shaobao's deeds are not publicized much. If you think about it carefully, Yue Shaobao fought against gold, and Yu Shaobao fought against Mongolia! - DayDayNews

In fact, even in our middle and high school textbooks in China, Yu Shaobao's deeds are not publicized much. If you think about it carefully, Yue Shaobao fought against gold, and Yu Shaobao fought against Mongolia!

Netizens commented on Yu Shaobao, some personal opinions

05/31 1860

1. I am unemployed at home, and the food is getting saltier. Me: "Don't put too much salt in cooking, salty food is bad for your health!" Mom: "You know that being idle is bad for your health, why don't you quickly find a job?" "2. After just a few minutes of homework, my phone g - DayDayNews

1. I am unemployed at home, and the food is getting saltier. Me: "Don't put too much salt in cooking, salty food is bad for your health!" Mom: "You know that being idle is bad for your health, why don't you quickly find a job?" "2. After just a few minutes of homework, my phone g

Today’s joke (6)

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Cat Star: Only I can wake you up! You know the power of flattery. The masters are not necessarily among the people, but the masters are definitely in the back! "What are the two holes on the escort vehicle for?" - DayDayNews

Cat Star: Only I can wake you up! You know the power of flattery. The masters are not necessarily among the people, but the masters are definitely in the back! "What are the two holes on the escort vehicle for?"

I believe everyone born in the 80s and 90s knows what this is, right? We call it Paozi here

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1. When you quarrel with your husband, don’t rush to blame him. Instead, reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, then think carefully about how to blame it on him. 2. What is a friend? Even if you put 500 yuan on the table, you won't lose it. But if you put a bag of m - DayDayNews

1. When you quarrel with your husband, don’t rush to blame him. Instead, reflect on yourself first. If you are really wrong, then think carefully about how to blame it on him. 2. What is a friend? Even if you put 500 yuan on the table, you won't lose it. But if you put a bag of m

A smile every day, episode 13

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1: The teacher asked: "If you only have one day to live, where would you most like to go?" The student replied: "I will spend my last day in this school, in this classroom." - DayDayNews

1: The teacher asked: "If you only have one day to live, where would you most like to go?" The student replied: "I will spend my last day in this school, in this classroom."

A smile every day: If you only had one day to live, where would you most want to go?

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