I got married with a netizen.
Flash marriage means getting married quickly.
Netizens are online friends.
I am me, my name is Ouyang Fei.
Flash marriage is also marriage.
How fast is the fastest flash marriage you have ever seen?
It only took 5 hours from meeting him online to getting his certificate.
These 5 hours need to be explained minute by minute.
So this matter must be discussed from 5 hours after marriage, just like if you say " Journey to the West " backwards, you can understand everything.
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5 hours after getting married, my mother cried and said, "I'm a good cabbage at home, and I'm just being robbed?" Then the wonderful comments that children are not suitable for live broadcasts in the next 9 minutes and 49 seconds are not suitable for live broadcasts.
So, when Chu Jie and I stood in front of my mother with marriage certificate , she bravely took a quick-acting heart-saving pill. I have to admire her actions, which are wise and great. It reflects the calmness of a mother-in-law in a new era.
The advertisement of Sinopharm can be displayed. We can review the mentality of her 47-year-old man when she heard the sentence "Mom, I am already married."
brings time back to 5 hours before marriage. That is, Friday, September 28, 2022 at 7:29 am.
At this time, I sat upright and looked at the text on the screen, listening to the voice sent by my mother.
"How old are you? Ah? Do you know! Liu Ergou, who has a crush on you, has two babies. His mother shows off in the park every day. Do you know what my mentality is?"
"Mom, I am already married."
"Don't fart me, you are going to piss me to death, right! Don't think about me, think about yourself, you are the one who is in the third year. If you don't find a partner, who wants you? You can't even find something like Liu Ergou, do you know?" Mom did not listen to me, and said as strongly as ever.
But now, I am not a good-looking lamp. I have bet on my second half of my life to fight "maternal love" with my lower body. You heard it right, this is a confrontation that is going all the way.
"Mom, I'm already married."
"Haha!" When I saw that the phone screen was no longer a few dozen seconds of voice, but became these two words, I knew the other party was hesitant.
"Mom, I'm already married."
"Okay, you'll go home with your husband tonight. If you can't bring it back, you can pick me up ten blind dates! Ten!"
"Okay, my dear mother, go home with your husband tonight."
"I'll wait for you!" After this sentence, there was an expression, and I didn't know what the expression was called.
is already full, take your ID card and go out to see him - someone who is willing to marry me.
Chu Jie is an old netizen of mine. We have been friends for more than 10 years, but I have forgotten how to get to know him.
I sent a message in the space today, "Who can marry me today?"
Chu Jie chatted with me privately, "If you are serious, I can."
"I am serious, where are you?" I asked, my mind was full of getting rid of my mother's hallucinations, Chu Jie was like a life-saving straw for me.
"I will arrive downstairs of your company at noon and let's have lunch together?" Chu Jie suggested. This is a really bad proposal. I was completely out of shape, so I just agreed. Anyway, I would get rid of the blind dates my mother prepared for me before I was depressed. Because of a blind date, I deeply hurt me.
is extremely terrifying.
"Can I treat you to lunch?" The blind date took me to a restaurant in a high-end hotel and ordered red wine and steak.
"Thank you!" I once politely thanked him for the red wine he poured me, although that glass of red wine made me feel hot and unconscious.
I am so lucky to catch up with the police to investigate. I can't resent my mother. Her kindness, her persistence, and her good deeds almost made me collapse. My only chance is to marry myself.
Today, I made this preparation. No matter who it is, as long as it is not a bad person, I will get married, even if it is a second marriage, a blind person, a deaf person, a lame person, a bald person, very short, very dark, very thin, 40 years old... it is fine.
Now, I no longer have the chance to choose. I hope that I would be born in ancient times. My parents arranged marriages for them, and did not get out of the sedan chair or uncover the veil. I didn’t know if the other party was wood or a donkey.
Chu Jie was chatting with me all morning, and I answered it one by one to ensure my sincerity. I deleted the content of the space because I couldn't stand the nonsense of my best friends, and I had already determined that Chu Jie could help me overcome the difficulties.
"You are right, I want to get a real and fake marriage." I lowered my head and confessed, counting my mother's various bad behaviors, and I concealed that incident.
"So have you brought your ID card?" Chu Jie asked.
"Take it. What?" I don't know much about it.
"Get married. We can get married. For a real marriage, go to the Civil Affairs Bureau and leave your mother speechless." Chu Jie took out his ID card and two pairs of rings.
I put it on my ring finger and tried it, but I couldn't take it off. Chu Jie held my hand and said, "Don't take it off."
I agreed and let him hold my hand until I calmed down. After
, I felt like I was in magic and was guided by Chu Jie to register for marriage with him. When I got the little red book, I wanted to get the Barbie doll I wanted the most.
"If you want to give up, we can only get a divorce." Chu Jie teased me, and I forced a smile.
In this way, Chu Jie and I got married. I don’t even know where he works and whether his parents are alive.
Holding his hand was like a psychic. I learned a lot about him, and of course these things were limited to my guesses about his personality.
time is 18:39 pm.
"Do you think I will let you go if you bring someone back? Have you learned to lie?" Mom's usual style is to think meticulously and have clear ideas. Unfortunately, she met an opponent, Chu Jie, my husband.
"Hello, Mom." This sound shocked me, let alone my mom.
"How much did you spend?" I understand, my mother mean, how much did you spend to hire an actor.
"35." I said and gestured, but gesture didn't work. It was Chu Jieniu. He took out his marriage certificate directly, opened it, held it, spread it in front of his mother.
My mother snatched it and watched it under the light for a long time. Then, from the drawer of the coffee table, I took out a quick-acting heart-saving pill and took a portion.
"I'll go clean your room for you." Mom put down her figure, and a feeling of loss arose.
I even wiped my eyes the moment I saw my mother go to open the door.
I didn't sleep all night, so I sat on the sofa and watched the silent TV with my mother.
"What does he do?" After my mother was silent for a while, she suddenly said something.
"Ah?" I was silent.
"What does he do?" "Where is he from?" "How old is he?" "What month is his birthday?" "That college graduate?"... Mom's questions are a series of questions, like the machine gun bullets, which are fast and fatal.
Of course I am not a vegetarian, "I don't know! Is it important? I like it! Take a look again, this marriage certificate is not fake!" The ironclad evidence is as strong as a mountain, and there is no doubt.
"Flash marriage?" Mom changed the topic.
"What's wrong with a flash marriage! It's just a flash marriage." I'm stubborn.
Mom started to cover her chest.
"Mom, we have known each other for ten years." Chu Jie, who came out of the bathroom with my pink bath towel, answered.
I can't take this bath towel.
"You are just a liar!" Mom turned the gun and it was just my wish. Now I'm two against one, but I'm looking at this kid's ability to adapt.
"Ffei and I met ten years ago." Chu Jie blew a little too much, it depends on how you lie.
"Fefei was born in the twelfth lunar month, Capricorn, at 9:09 pm. I am a little lazy because I am born at night. I love to sleep and are smart." Chu Jie talked happily.
"I'm very familiar with it!" My mother "praises" him, but my spine is a little chill.
"Fefei was born in Handan , grew up in Zhengzhou, went to school in Beijing, failed in mathematics in college, so she graduated one year late."
" is 173 in height and weighs 56. If you want to listen, I will tell you. "
" She doesn't have many friends. So when you and my husband were separated, she was almost helpless except me. "
" She had a relationship once, and in high school, she was strangled by you, and she has been phobia since then..."
" Stop talking, go back to the house. "I pulled Chu Jie back to the room and closed the door with a loud noise.
"Who are you? "I was scared, as if I had brought the devil home.
" Feifei, I fell in love with you ten years ago, should I marry me? "Chu Jie knelt on his side and held his hand in front of him. "Don't you remember the Dingdang Cat who was watching you during your parents' divorce? "
" Are you Dingdang Cat? "I helped Chu Jie up and pulled him back to the living room.
"Mom, this is my confidante. His name is Dingdangmao, a top student in Fudan , and he works as an executive in a DB. Have had a relationship once. I have a sister at home, and my parents are both in , Suzhou . "Mom looked at me, and she didn't believe that I could learn so much information in a few seconds. "Mom, we have known each other for many years. "
" I have been waiting for you for ten years. ”
