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Smile this time Hongmei. Do you think that you don’t play with the computer? Come and play with me and watch the sprinkler truck. Why do you sprinkle the rainbow that is sprayed with me? Why don’t you play with him and smell it? I relax my guard and see. I will show you. A clear - DayDayNews

Smile this time Hongmei. Do you think that you don’t play with the computer? Come and play with me and watch the sprinkler truck. Why do you sprinkle the rainbow that is sprayed with me? Why don’t you play with him and smell it? I relax my guard and see. I will show you. A clear

"I saw this in my wife's bag, and she said it was made of makeup!" But why do I think it's not?

06/01 1921

This month I sold this broken car and replaced it with Maybach, which can be sold for 80 units. 12. After staying in the factory for a long time, you will find that there are fewer and fewer friends around you. Every day, you will only go to and from get off work, eat and sleep, - DayDayNews

This month I sold this broken car and replaced it with Maybach, which can be sold for 80 units. 12. After staying in the factory for a long time, you will find that there are fewer and fewer friends around you. Every day, you will only go to and from get off work, eat and sleep,

"Salt God of Summoning Reply" sold this broken car this month and replaced it with Maybach.

06/01 1292

This is the speed of a professional player. Being a professional player is not easy, and training is also very hard and boring. Such a heavy door can only be used in the bank safe. Can other families use it as fitness equipment? - DayDayNews

This is the speed of a professional player. Being a professional player is not easy, and training is also very hard and boring. Such a heavy door can only be used in the bank safe. Can other families use it as fitness equipment?

This is the speed of professional players. Being a professional player is not easy, and training is also very hard-working and boring.

06/01 1396

1. Every time someone asks me about my way, I always point it blindly. The first is because I don’t recognize the way, and the second is to teach the world a lesson: don’t believe in good-looking people casually. 2. As soon as I get angry, I want to eat, and as soon as I eat, I w - DayDayNews

1. Every time someone asks me about my way, I always point it blindly. The first is because I don’t recognize the way, and the second is to teach the world a lesson: don’t believe in good-looking people casually. 2. As soon as I get angry, I want to eat, and as soon as I eat, I w

New jokes and jokes: Pull the jokes and fill the jokes

05/31 1642

1. If you really don’t understand fatness, you will be ridiculed. What qualifications do you have to laugh at those who turn rice into meat? 2. At the dinner in the unit, the leader rarely praised me in front of everyone, saying that I was often late, so I got the funds for this - DayDayNews

1. If you really don’t understand fatness, you will be ridiculed. What qualifications do you have to laugh at those who turn rice into meat? 2. At the dinner in the unit, the leader rarely praised me in front of everyone, saying that I was often late, so I got the funds for this

Joke: This is the real hearing

05/31 1453

After they all walked out, Zhang Meng looked at them with grievance, "Sisters, why are you going out?" Wang Hui saw that Zhang Meng was fine, so she went back to the bed and sat down. Shen Jiajia was eating with breakfast, "You all eat? Sisters, eat quickly, the meal is almost co - DayDayNews

After they all walked out, Zhang Meng looked at them with grievance, "Sisters, why are you going out?" Wang Hui saw that Zhang Meng was fine, so she went back to the bed and sat down. Shen Jiajia was eating with breakfast, "You all eat? Sisters, eat quickly, the meal is almost co

Romance Novels (College Times) Chapter 1

05/31 1527

How do I get it up without a net? Who said that only one motorcycle can be given? Please help, I will get married tomorrow, and my husband said I don’t feel anything, what should I do? - DayDayNews

How do I get it up without a net? Who said that only one motorcycle can be given? Please help, I will get married tomorrow, and my husband said I don’t feel anything, what should I do?

"Salt Selection Reply" How do I get it up without a network?

05/31 1030

Why did this panda spend money to see you today? Why are you not open today? Handsome guy, haven't you noticed that your umbrella has turned around? Young man, don’t just play games, just spend more time with your girlfriend. - DayDayNews

Why did this panda spend money to see you today? Why are you not open today? Handsome guy, haven't you noticed that your umbrella has turned around? Young man, don’t just play games, just spend more time with your girlfriend.

What happened to this panda today? I'll spend money to see you, why isn't it open today?

05/31 1713

Is this washing machine ready to go to Happy Planet? I originally wanted to pinch my hands, but when I saw him coming, I thought about it and let it go. Wang Xingren: I am very smart, hahahaha. - DayDayNews

Is this washing machine ready to go to Happy Planet? I originally wanted to pinch my hands, but when I saw him coming, I thought about it and let it go. Wang Xingren: I am very smart, hahahaha.

Funny animation: I originally wanted to pinch one hand, but when I saw him coming, I thought about it, let's just forget it

05/31 1687

Groom: I really don’t dare. Big Brown Bear: Do you dare to let go? I will let you see the absolute power. Dogzi: If this is something that humans do, then I will bite people. - DayDayNews

Groom: I really don’t dare. Big Brown Bear: Do you dare to let go? I will let you see the absolute power. Dogzi: If this is something that humans do, then I will bite people.

Selected animations: Big Brown Bear: Do you dare to let go? I will let you see the absolute power

05/31 1996

What is this? I have long been disliked by this tail. You just leave, what does it mean to pull my beard? Brother, just take a water, just take a water, what are you doing first? How can we eat this? - DayDayNews

What is this? I have long been disliked by this tail. You just leave, what does it mean to pull my beard? Brother, just take a water, just take a water, what are you doing first? How can we eat this?

Brother, just take water and get water. What are you doing when you turn off the stall? How can we eat this?

05/30 1582

#Toutiao Creation Challenge#1, One man and One woman are on a blind date. The woman asked the man: "I heard that your father works in the same department?" "That's right." The girl said happily, "Wait until we go back and introduce me to your father, I can be an accountant." "He - DayDayNews

#Toutiao Creation Challenge#1, One man and One woman are on a blind date. The woman asked the man: "I heard that your father works in the same department?" "That's right." The girl said happily, "Wait until we go back and introduce me to your father, I can be an accountant." "He

Joke about life: happy men and women, funny, two very two,

05/30 1201

At 12 o'clock in the evening, I accidentally entered the live broadcast room of some beauties. At that time, from the screen of the mobile phone, they were all the beauties who were selected from thousands of people. Some of the number of people online in the live broadcast room - DayDayNews

At 12 o'clock in the evening, I accidentally entered the live broadcast room of some beauties. At that time, from the screen of the mobile phone, they were all the beauties who were selected from thousands of people. Some of the number of people online in the live broadcast room

Beautiful live broadcast is essentially "flower boat + Internet"

05/30 1910

1. "Husband Who Keeps Your Meaning" There was a couple quarreling, and the wife was so angry that she picked up her husband's baseball bat to hit her husband. The husband hurriedly got under the bed and hid, and the wife shouted, "If you have the ability, get out!" The husband sh - DayDayNews

1. "Husband Who Keeps Your Meaning" There was a couple quarreling, and the wife was so angry that she picked up her husband's baseball bat to hit her husband. The husband hurriedly got under the bed and hid, and the wife shouted, "If you have the ability, get out!" The husband sh

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05/30 1449

In the past, I once thought that 1.32 million yuan was not given to the daughter-in-law Xiong, but gave her some benefits. After all, Aunt Du has a lot of real estate, which can temporarily stabilize the daughter-in-law Xiong. That lawsuit had no substantive content, it was basic - DayDayNews

In the past, I once thought that 1.32 million yuan was not given to the daughter-in-law Xiong, but gave her some benefits. After all, Aunt Du has a lot of real estate, which can temporarily stabilize the daughter-in-law Xiong. That lawsuit had no substantive content, it was basic

1.32 million, is it for the bear wife?

05/29 1953