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The foreigner is so pitiful that he can't even say anything. It would have been a disaster if there weren't people in the family. Two uncles, are you playing badminton or shuttlecock? - DayDayNews funny

The foreigner is so pitiful that he can't even say anything. It would have been a disaster if there weren't people in the family. Two uncles, are you playing badminton or shuttlecock?

A moment of relaxation: Two uncles, are you playing badminton or shuttlecock?
DayDayNews 03/11 1215
@AAAQUADUODUO is a professional bean man: There are so many people on the light rail at the beginning of school. The lipstick accidentally rubbed on the sleeves of someone. I thought I apologized and had a life-and-death relationship after getting off the light rail. As a result, - DayDayNews funny

@AAAQUADUODUO is a professional bean man: There are so many people on the light rail at the beginning of school. The lipstick accidentally rubbed on the sleeves of someone. I thought I apologized and had a life-and-death relationship after getting off the light rail. As a result,

Those embarrassing "Social Death Moments"
DayDayNews 03/11 1484
Hello everyone! I am a mainland who likes to watch funny pictures. Today I will share with you a fun picture. Everyone knows that China has a vast land and a long cultural history. It has many, many idioms with profound meanings, but we don’t understand the meaning of some idioms - DayDayNews funny

Hello everyone! I am a mainland who likes to watch funny pictures. Today I will share with you a fun picture. Everyone knows that China has a vast land and a long cultural history. It has many, many idioms with profound meanings, but we don’t understand the meaning of some idioms

It turns out that the idioms can be understood like this. It’s so funny that I’m so hilarious. Netizens are so talented.
DayDayNews 03/11 1430
Hello everyone! A wonderful day is coming again! Let's start today's joy! I hope you are happy every day in front of the screen! ▼What does it mean to have a red envelope of 210 yuan when I went to my partner’s house for the first time. ▼Which would you choose? ▼What would you do - DayDayNews funny

Hello everyone! A wonderful day is coming again! Let's start today's joy! I hope you are happy every day in front of the screen! ▼What does it mean to have a red envelope of 210 yuan when I went to my partner’s house for the first time. ▼Which would you choose? ▼What would you do

Hilarious reply: Why are my best friends divorced?
DayDayNews 03/11 1132
Funny joke: My buddy likes a girl, and finally once he held flowers and confessed to her in front of the whole class. The girl asked shyly: "Why do you like me?" The buddy said: "Although you are not very beautiful, have a bad temper, have poor grades, are not very prominent in s - DayDayNews funny

Funny joke: My buddy likes a girl, and finally once he held flowers and confessed to her in front of the whole class. The girl asked shyly: "Why do you like me?" The buddy said: "Although you are not very beautiful, have a bad temper, have poor grades, are not very prominent in s

On unhappy days, thank the joy sent by the Shasil netizens, laughing to tears
DayDayNews 03/11 1572
In life, you can also act as you like. It has added a lot of color to our lives. That time is often the most memorable thing for us. I don't know if you have heard of it. After watching it, I made a barbell laugh. - DayDayNews funny

In life, you can also act as you like. It has added a lot of color to our lives. That time is often the most memorable thing for us. I don't know if you have heard of it. After watching it, I made a barbell laugh.

What is it like to get along with the drama roommate? ! After watching it, my mother laughed and beat me up
DayDayNews 03/11 1659
The better the wife, the more money the man is willing to spend? I breathed a sigh of relief and said: Erniu’s wife is based on “quality” and the beauty of the parents. You are judging by "quantity", and I will calculate your weight for you! - DayDayNews funny

The better the wife, the more money the man is willing to spend? I breathed a sigh of relief and said: Erniu’s wife is based on “quality” and the beauty of the parents. You are judging by "quantity", and I will calculate your weight for you!

What happens if a man dies after mating?
DayDayNews 03/11 1735
When I was out at a street stall in the night market near the university town, I sold spicy skewers. One evening, a college couple came to eat skewers. After ordering the dishes, the girl pretended to be shy and said to me: Master, choose something that can be supplemented for my - DayDayNews funny

When I was out at a street stall in the night market near the university town, I sold spicy skewers. One evening, a college couple came to eat skewers. After ordering the dishes, the girl pretended to be shy and said to me: Master, choose something that can be supplemented for my

The young people are so open now
DayDayNews 03/10 1758
As newcomers who have just entered society. What are you working hard, being active and active? But netizens died because of the social death. He was not satisfied with a serious injustice. "My Moving Castle and Me" - DayDayNews funny

As newcomers who have just entered society. What are you working hard, being active and active? But netizens died because of the social death. He was not satisfied with a serious injustice. "My Moving Castle and Me"

"Mistaken the company name to a fool X leader..." Hahahaha I'm too social to die
DayDayNews 03/10 1170
1. "He is not traitorous." Lao Wang from the countryside went to the city to do business and went to visit his fellow villager Lao Li. They chatted for a while, and Old Li said, "Long time no see, my buddy, let's have a drink later." But Lao Wang said, "I ate on the street at noo - DayDayNews funny

1. "He is not traitorous." Lao Wang from the countryside went to the city to do business and went to visit his fellow villager Lao Li. They chatted for a while, and Old Li said, "Long time no see, my buddy, let's have a drink later." But Lao Wang said, "I ate on the street at noo

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DayDayNews 03/10 1595
1. A hilarious classic funny woman jokes, the man: "I swear to be nice to you all my life!" The woman: "Really?" The man: "Yes!" The woman: "Then are you willing to die for me?" The man: "Yes!" The woman slapped her in the face: "You are not afraid of swearing to be useful!" Then - DayDayNews funny

1. A hilarious classic funny woman jokes, the man: "I swear to be nice to you all my life!" The woman: "Really?" The man: "Yes!" The woman: "Then are you willing to die for me?" The man: "Yes!" The woman slapped her in the face: "You are not afraid of swearing to be useful!" Then

Hilarious classic funny woman jokes, embarrassing woman jokes
DayDayNews 03/10 1588
1. Hilarious classic winning joke. Waiting for a car in the subway, a guy ran towards the police excitedly, and I wondered if he had picked up his wallet. He ran to the police and said excitedly: "Brother Policeman, I just bought a bottle of green tea in the vending machine. I wo - DayDayNews funny

1. Hilarious classic winning joke. Waiting for a car in the subway, a guy ran towards the police excitedly, and I wondered if he had picked up his wallet. He ran to the police and said excitedly: "Brother Policeman, I just bought a bottle of green tea in the vending machine. I wo

Hilarious classic winning jokes, funny and classic jokes for embarrassing girlfriends
DayDayNews 03/10 1043
Transfer one's warmth to another. My mother brought me a plate of plums and gave me some food, and I said, "No, I want to control my sugar intake." The gym is actually a casino, and the boss bets that the guests can't hold on for a few days. - DayDayNews funny

Transfer one's warmth to another. My mother brought me a plate of plums and gave me some food, and I said, "No, I want to control my sugar intake." The gym is actually a casino, and the boss bets that the guests can't hold on for a few days.

Happy Moment｜My body is made of iron, my bed is made of magnet
DayDayNews 03/10 1694
A foreign courier confessed that he really would treat customers differently, and the difference criterion was whether the other party had a dog! Send express delivery to families without dogs - go and go quickly, without any feelings! But when there is a dog at this family and t - DayDayNews funny

A foreign courier confessed that he really would treat customers differently, and the difference criterion was whether the other party had a dog! Send express delivery to families without dogs - go and go quickly, without any feelings! But when there is a dog at this family and t

The courier confesses that he will treat customers differently, and the standard is... Is there any dog?
DayDayNews 03/10 1274
Is the threshold for such an industry so high now? It should be fine if you sell twice as much cantaloupe melon as you cut out like this. Brother, are you doing it? - DayDayNews funny

Is the threshold for such an industry so high now? It should be fine if you sell twice as much cantaloupe melon as you cut out like this. Brother, are you doing it?

"The girl was wearing nail pants and took the bus. She suddenly braked suddenly and was so embarrassed in an instant." Hahahaha
DayDayNews 03/10 1420

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  • 1. "Greedy Husband" One day, a wife complained to her incompetent husband: "I have no shame to live anymore. We rely on our mother to pay the rent, our aunt to buy clothes for us, and our sister to buy food for us. I feel very ashamed, and I really feel no shame to meet people!" - DayDayNews 1. "Greedy Husband" One day, a wife complained to her incompetent husband: "I have no shame to live anymore. We rely on our mother to pay the rent, our aunt to buy clothes for us, and our sister to buy food for us. I feel very ashamed, and I really feel no shame to meet people!" 03/31 1692
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