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What kind of food is this? It’s addictive. I want to know what material this lion is made of. Hahaha The supervisor bought a new computer and gave me the old one. I took it home and opened it. - DayDayNews funny

What kind of food is this? It’s addictive. I want to know what material this lion is made of. Hahaha The supervisor bought a new computer and gave me the old one. I took it home and opened it.

Hahaha, the supervisor bought a new computer and gave me the old one. After taking it home, I opened it.
DayDayNews 10/09 1529
How to maintain a high-energy state within 24 hours—inner happiness? That is to choose the direction of happiness, attract friends who are equally happy around you, and encourage everyone to work together. Talk about some beautiful things every day, such as flowers and trees, and - DayDayNews funny

How to maintain a high-energy state within 24 hours—inner happiness? That is to choose the direction of happiness, attract friends who are equally happy around you, and encourage everyone to work together. Talk about some beautiful things every day, such as flowers and trees, and

Humorous joke: Eating poop can cure the new coronavirus!
DayDayNews 10/09 1617
Young man, let's not say anything anymore. Let's calculate how much money you should accompany me. Editor: Is this the Mantis I know? Please do a harem trick. Thank you, buddy. It seems you made a big mistake. You actually knelt down on the street. It's really a good skill. Can y - DayDayNews funny

Young man, let's not say anything anymore. Let's calculate how much money you should accompany me. Editor: Is this the Mantis I know? Please do a harem trick. Thank you, buddy. It seems you made a big mistake. You actually knelt down on the street. It's really a good skill. Can y

Teacher, they do this every day and I can't study well! Hurry up and teach them a lesson!
DayDayNews 10/09 1028
1. Classic young and funny embarrassing jokes, I am young and need your guidance, but I don’t need your guidance. In the early morning, the sun is shining brightly, and the smiling face is bright. I give you a rose, and my hands have lingering fragrance; at dusk, the dead vines a - DayDayNews funny

1. Classic young and funny embarrassing jokes, I am young and need your guidance, but I don’t need your guidance. In the early morning, the sun is shining brightly, and the smiling face is bright. I give you a rose, and my hands have lingering fragrance; at dusk, the dead vines a

Classic Young Funny Embarrassing Jokes
DayDayNews 10/09 1848
It's time for a massage, hurry up. I thought it was coming? Is this the water entry action you invented? Who can eat like this and leave a core for me? Doesn’t it make me heartbroken? - DayDayNews funny

It's time for a massage, hurry up. I thought it was coming? Is this the water entry action you invented? Who can eat like this and leave a core for me? Doesn’t it make me heartbroken?

Girl, you should also pay attention to your image when playing with your mobile phone at home. What will you do if you can’t get married in the future?
DayDayNews 10/09 1694
To be honest, this image is really good. It is really hard to imagine the scene at that time after such a hard blind date. Brother, what's wrong with you? Did you join the wrong team? - DayDayNews funny

To be honest, this image is really good. It is really hard to imagine the scene at that time after such a hard blind date. Brother, what's wrong with you? Did you join the wrong team?

Brother, what's wrong with you? Are you on the wrong team? Come back quickly
DayDayNews 10/09 1609
Seeing this, I had a bold idea... What kind of shape is this? How was it made? Is it the car that is parked first and then the tree that is planted or the tree that is planted first and then the car that is parked. - DayDayNews funny

Seeing this, I had a bold idea... What kind of shape is this? How was it made? Is it the car that is parked first and then the tree that is planted or the tree that is planted first and then the car that is parked.

Could this be the legendary perpetual motion machine? Seeing this, I had a bold idea
DayDayNews 10/09 1151
This is the first time the editor knows that there is this thing in the belly of a chicken. It seems quite strange. Does anyone know it? There is no anesthetic at home, so I can only get you drunk first, and then attack you! - DayDayNews funny

This is the first time the editor knows that there is this thing in the belly of a chicken. It seems quite strange. Does anyone know it? There is no anesthetic at home, so I can only get you drunk first, and then attack you!

The girl is busy doing her hair and doesn't even know how to unbutton her clothes. How should I remind her?
DayDayNews 10/09 1514
Today I went to pull weeds in the cornfield with my girlfriend, and I accidentally discovered this. I'm panicking now. What should I do? Hahahaha I really miss those days, when all the pranks were so imaginative. Wife, how is my operation going? Hahahaha, I was locked behind the  - DayDayNews funny

Today I went to pull weeds in the cornfield with my girlfriend, and I accidentally discovered this. I'm panicking now. What should I do? Hahahaha I really miss those days, when all the pranks were so imaginative. Wife, how is my operation going? Hahahaha, I was locked behind the

I accidentally discovered it in a cornfield. I'm panicking now. What should I do? What do you think we should do?
DayDayNews 10/09 1236
We dated online for a month, and then we met, and now... Brothers, what should I do? We are all from the same generation, why is there such a big gap? Wait, I remember that every car has one steering wheel. Why are there two? - DayDayNews funny

We dated online for a month, and then we met, and now... Brothers, what should I do? We are all from the same generation, why is there such a big gap? Wait, I remember that every car has one steering wheel. Why are there two?

After dating online for a month, we finally met. Now in this situation, brothers, what should I do?
DayDayNews 10/09 1655
How old were you when you had your first kiss? No wonder everyone is taking the examination for the establishment. The establishment is really good. The provident fund for primary school teachers is only 6,000. I am so envious. What kind of injustice is this? - DayDayNews funny

How old were you when you had your first kiss? No wonder everyone is taking the examination for the establishment. The establishment is really good. The provident fund for primary school teachers is only 6,000. I am so envious. What kind of injustice is this?

Hilarious God replied: How old was your first kiss?
DayDayNews 10/08 1652
"I want this poor mother to come out again, forcing her to come out, and I started to be anxious again. How long does it take to come out? Ten seconds, do you want Xu Ma to come out for ten seconds? Ten seconds, one, two, three, four, six, seven, eight, ninety, and then show your - DayDayNews funny

"I want this poor mother to come out again, forcing her to come out, and I started to be anxious again. How long does it take to come out? Ten seconds, do you want Xu Ma to come out for ten seconds? Ten seconds, one, two, three, four, six, seven, eight, ninety, and then show your

Sister Chaisang: I want this poor mother to come out again. How long will it take to come out? Ten seconds
DayDayNews 10/08 1219
Young man, I see that your bones are amazing and you are a martial arts prodigy. This picture makes me think crazy! 18. Ever since I bought vegetables once, I have been coming to her house to buy them every day. I just fell in love with her vegetables hahaha. - DayDayNews funny

Young man, I see that your bones are amazing and you are a martial arts prodigy. This picture makes me think crazy! 18. Ever since I bought vegetables once, I have been coming to her house to buy them every day. I just fell in love with her vegetables hahaha.

Since I bought the vegetables once, I have come to her house to buy them every day, but I just liked her house’s dishes!
DayDayNews 10/08 1002
1. Hilarious classic goddess and funny jokes. A man has liked goddess for many years, but the goddess has never accepted him. He asked, "Is it okay to change what do you like me?" The goddess asked, "I will definitely change what do you like me faster than you." The man: "If you  - DayDayNews funny

1. Hilarious classic goddess and funny jokes. A man has liked goddess for many years, but the goddess has never accepted him. He asked, "Is it okay to change what do you like me?" The goddess asked, "I will definitely change what do you like me faster than you." The man: "If you

Hilarious classic goddess funny jokes, embarrassing things to work funny classic jokes
DayDayNews 10/08 1854
If it were still ancient times, concubines should also dance in the square, right? I want to report this guy, he drives without using his hands. If there was such a thing to replace traffic lights, no one would dare to break through. Brother, does it feel like surfing? - DayDayNews funny

If it were still ancient times, concubines should also dance in the square, right? I want to report this guy, he drives without using his hands. If there was such a thing to replace traffic lights, no one would dare to break through. Brother, does it feel like surfing?

This is how she treats me when she makes her girlfriend angry! Is your girlfriend like this?
DayDayNews 10/08 1422

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