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Share a few words to criticize people who don’t learn to suffer losses 1. Suffering losses is a blessing I wish you good luck 2. What brand of plastic bags are you? It can be so 3. I just want to scold people, not 4. I have seen people with small feet and never cerebellum 5. When

Don't learn to suffer losses

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Today I saw an old lady singing B-box on the road, and later I found out that it was dandelion flying into her mouth. I went to the restaurant for dinner and was so hungry that I told the waiter that I would like to fill my stomach first. The waiter said, "You are quite clean." - DayDayNews

Today I saw an old lady singing B-box on the road, and later I found out that it was dandelion flying into her mouth. I went to the restaurant for dinner and was so hungry that I told the waiter that I would like to fill my stomach first. The waiter said, "You are quite clean."

Those short jokes that are not worth your life! I really can't help it after watching the last one haha

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"You are a fairy in our hearts... a fairy, so it is the greatest blessing to be able to eat the food you cook." "Okay, don't praise me, go wash your hands and rest for a while, you can eat later." - DayDayNews

"You are a fairy in our hearts... a fairy, so it is the greatest blessing to be able to eat the food you cook." "Okay, don't praise me, go wash your hands and rest for a while, you can eat later."

Romance Novel (Young and Beautiful Little Widow) Chapter 129

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#Toutiao Creation Challenge#Be serious, I will talk about three things today. Don’t make me angry in the future, and don’t steal my cat food in the future. You must hug me and sleep in the future. Is it clear? The pictures are from the Internet. The business is getting worse and - DayDayNews

#Toutiao Creation Challenge#Be serious, I will talk about three things today. Don’t make me angry in the future, and don’t steal my cat food in the future. You must hug me and sleep in the future. Is it clear? The pictures are from the Internet. The business is getting worse and

Raising cats can cure humans, no, buddy, this really can't be cured

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I just wanted to know how it got up? This melon looks quite sweet and has white flesh. Uncle, are you the pace of your relatives not recognizing them? "My wife said that the marks on the ground were left by doing yoga. I always think something is wrong. Should I believe her?" Hah - DayDayNews

I just wanted to know how it got up? This melon looks quite sweet and has white flesh. Uncle, are you the pace of your relatives not recognizing them? "My wife said that the marks on the ground were left by doing yoga. I always think something is wrong. Should I believe her?" Hah

My wife said that this was left by doing yoga on the ground. I always think something is wrong. Should I believe her?

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1. The orange cat I raised was stepped on by my mother-in-law, and it screamed whenever I touched its legs in the past two months. Everyone took good food and drinks to take care of the orange cat, and Fatty Orange also carried the leg while walking. Until one day, my mother-in-l - DayDayNews

1. The orange cat I raised was stepped on by my mother-in-law, and it screamed whenever I touched its legs in the past two months. Everyone took good food and drinks to take care of the orange cat, and Fatty Orange also carried the leg while walking. Until one day, my mother-in-l

A happy moment joke: The Chinese teacher assigned an essay in the first year of junior high school, and the requirements were touching

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1. I had a fight with my wife in the morning because of some trivial matters. When I closed the door and came out, I clearly realized my mistake. When I got home in the evening, I wondered nervously whether my wife was still angry or if she wanted to have a cold war. - DayDayNews

1. I had a fight with my wife in the morning because of some trivial matters. When I closed the door and came out, I clearly realized my mistake. When I got home in the evening, I wondered nervously whether my wife was still angry or if she wanted to have a cold war.

Happy Moment Joke: I have a washing machine at home, which has been used for more than ten years

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When you are pregnant, you don’t know who the child’s father is! I believe everyone has heard of such a strange incident online. But I believe that whenever a normal person hears such a thing, his first reaction is: it’s just a joke or a burden, just smile, don’t take it seriousl - DayDayNews

When you are pregnant, you don’t know who the child’s father is! I believe everyone has heard of such a strange incident online. But I believe that whenever a normal person hears such a thing, his first reaction is: it’s just a joke or a burden, just smile, don’t take it seriousl

Who is Dad? A female customer had sex with two male internet celebrities, and after she became pregnant, she said: Do a paternity test

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I said this was an accident, do you believe it? You all start to bloom, this is the dance I spent 5,000 to learn. So the question is, is it the first tree or the first car? - DayDayNews

I said this was an accident, do you believe it? You all start to bloom, this is the dance I spent 5,000 to learn. So the question is, is it the first tree or the first car?

If my grandfather said that I was thirty and still had nothing to do, I asked me to dig out the "treasure" at home.

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Everyone is familiar with the profession of security. You can see security guards in almost every place in daily life. Why are security guards so awesome? Why can they seize our things at will, contradict us, and throw our things around. - DayDayNews

Everyone is familiar with the profession of security. You can see security guards in almost every place in daily life. Why are security guards so awesome? Why can they seize our things at will, contradict us, and throw our things around.

The courier bowed his head to the security guard. The security guard is so awesome

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You must keep your work tomorrow until tomorrow. If tomorrow is the end of the world, you don’t need to do it. No matter how ordinary you are, as long as you have been buried in the cemetery for a long enough time, you can become an important archaeological excavation site. Those - DayDayNews

You must keep your work tomorrow until tomorrow. If tomorrow is the end of the world, you don’t need to do it. No matter how ordinary you are, as long as you have been buried in the cemetery for a long enough time, you can become an important archaeological excavation site. Those

I asked my friend what is despair? He sent me this picture | Cold joke 2282 & Last year Today 1923

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I didn't do it on purpose, so I threw it away casually: I bet you can't catch up with me. Good guy, this pig is so big, it never thought it could send it away so quickly. The cigarette butts didn't get wet. Rhubarb: In summer, I just need to take a lot of showers and don't show o - DayDayNews

I didn't do it on purpose, so I threw it away casually: I bet you can't catch up with me. Good guy, this pig is so big, it never thought it could send it away so quickly. The cigarette butts didn't get wet. Rhubarb: In summer, I just need to take a lot of showers and don't show o

A moment of relaxation: Girl: If you want to chat with me, can you put on your shoes first? Hahaha

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The foreigner is so pitiful that he can't even say anything. It would have been a disaster if there weren't people in the family. Two uncles, are you playing badminton or shuttlecock? - DayDayNews

The foreigner is so pitiful that he can't even say anything. It would have been a disaster if there weren't people in the family. Two uncles, are you playing badminton or shuttlecock?

A moment of relaxation: Two uncles, are you playing badminton or shuttlecock?

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@AAAQUADUODUO is a professional bean man: There are so many people on the light rail at the beginning of school. The lipstick accidentally rubbed on the sleeves of someone. I thought I apologized and had a life-and-death relationship after getting off the light rail. As a result, - DayDayNews

@AAAQUADUODUO is a professional bean man: There are so many people on the light rail at the beginning of school. The lipstick accidentally rubbed on the sleeves of someone. I thought I apologized and had a life-and-death relationship after getting off the light rail. As a result,

Those embarrassing "Social Death Moments"

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Hello everyone! I am a mainland who likes to watch funny pictures. Today I will share with you a fun picture. Everyone knows that China has a vast land and a long cultural history. It has many, many idioms with profound meanings, but we don’t understand the meaning of some idioms - DayDayNews

Hello everyone! I am a mainland who likes to watch funny pictures. Today I will share with you a fun picture. Everyone knows that China has a vast land and a long cultural history. It has many, many idioms with profound meanings, but we don’t understand the meaning of some idioms

It turns out that the idioms can be understood like this. It’s so funny that I’m so hilarious. Netizens are so talented.

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