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1: Changing shoes. Once upon a time, a man went out to play with his son. When they walked half a mile, the father asked his son in surprise, "Why are my legs long and short today? Is it because the road is uneven?" The son looked at his father's feet and said to his father, "It' - DayDayNews funny

1: Changing shoes. Once upon a time, a man went out to play with his son. When they walked half a mile, the father asked his son in surprise, "Why are my legs long and short today? Is it because the road is uneven?" The son looked at his father's feet and said to his father, "It'

Humorous Story: Change Shoes (Six Stories)
DayDayNews 06/03 1137
1. The primary school teacher asked: "Xiao Ming, can you tell me why people use to identify the age of hens? '' Classmate Mardin: ''Use teeth, teacher! '' Teacher: ''But, the hen has no teeth. '' Classmate Mardin: ''The hen may not have teeth, but I have it. If the hen’s meat is  - DayDayNews funny

1. The primary school teacher asked: "Xiao Ming, can you tell me why people use to identify the age of hens? '' Classmate Mardin: ''Use teeth, teacher! '' Teacher: ''But, the hen has no teeth. '' Classmate Mardin: ''The hen may not have teeth, but I have it. If the hen’s meat is

Humorous joke: You are so good at speaking, you must have many girlfriends
DayDayNews 06/03 1327
1. I quarreled with my wife. My wife was anxious and pointed to the door: You, kneel down to me! My mother happened to come out. When I saw the savior coming, I hurriedly shouted: Mom... When I saw it, I turned around and went into the house and said: There is gold under my knees - DayDayNews funny

1. I quarreled with my wife. My wife was anxious and pointed to the door: You, kneel down to me! My mother happened to come out. When I saw the savior coming, I hurriedly shouted: Mom... When I saw it, I turned around and went into the house and said: There is gold under my knees

Funny jokes: If a man has gold under his knees, how can he kneel on the ground? Come on, take this mat
DayDayNews 06/03 1244
So the requirements for the end of the world novels are so high. Or there are many real estate and stocks, and most of the parents have accidents. Or they will have houses, cars and savings. At that time, they will sell a house at random for millions, tens of millions, or even ov - DayDayNews funny

So the requirements for the end of the world novels are so high. Or there are many real estate and stocks, and most of the parents have accidents. Or they will have houses, cars and savings. At that time, they will sell a house at random for millions, tens of millions, or even ov

So there is a reason we didn't become the protagonist...
DayDayNews 06/03 1337
When a country is about to prosper, it must value teachers and respect teachers. The ancients said that if the country wants to revitalize, it must respect teachers and attach importance to masters who teach skills. Teachers are responsible for preaching and learning. Teachers ar - DayDayNews funny

When a country is about to prosper, it must value teachers and respect teachers. The ancients said that if the country wants to revitalize, it must respect teachers and attach importance to masters who teach skills. Teachers are responsible for preaching and learning. Teachers ar

"Before being a teacher" and "behind being a teacher", the huge contrast is hilarious, thank you for your hard work, teachers
DayDayNews 06/03 1053
After Shen Li took Xiaohui to wash her hands, the mother and the mother sat at the table and ate. Shen Li was eating. She was thinking about Xiaoyu's incident today. First, she recalled that Xiaoyu came to find her, and then she was anxious to go out for a walk. She was very happ - DayDayNews funny

After Shen Li took Xiaohui to wash her hands, the mother and the mother sat at the table and ate. Shen Li was eating. She was thinking about Xiaoyu's incident today. First, she recalled that Xiaoyu came to find her, and then she was anxious to go out for a walk. She was very happ

Romance Novel (The Beautiful Little Widow in the Countryside) Chapter 1
DayDayNews 06/02 1422
If you lose a game, it proves that your teammates are not good. Since the future direction is uncertain, the choice that can make you happy now is the best choice. - DayDayNews funny

If you lose a game, it proves that your teammates are not good. Since the future direction is uncertain, the choice that can make you happy now is the best choice.

The sunflowers in the Botanical Garden understand Halloween | Cold jokes 2313 & Last year today 1955
DayDayNews 06/02 1777
I have been very stubborn since I was a child, and I have a spirit of not giving in since I was a child. I remember one time I went to a restaurant with him and asked for beer when I arrived at the restaurant. He insisted on using his teeth to open the beer, but he bit it for a l - DayDayNews funny

I have been very stubborn since I was a child, and I have a spirit of not giving in since I was a child. I remember one time I went to a restaurant with him and asked for beer when I arrived at the restaurant. He insisted on using his teeth to open the beer, but he bit it for a l

A moment of ease: at least know when it will be completed
DayDayNews 06/02 1307
God replied: The White House in Huaguoshan is worth 12 billion, I bought it if it is cheaper! The boss paid the salary and just got it. He asked weakly: Can you still spend it? Today, the female boss told me that she was a little dry, but I couldn't even get my brain and answered - DayDayNews funny

God replied: The White House in Huaguoshan is worth 12 billion, I bought it if it is cheaper! The boss paid the salary and just got it. He asked weakly: Can you still spend it? Today, the female boss told me that she was a little dry, but I couldn't even get my brain and answered

God replied: Today the female boss told me that she was a little dry, but I didn't even have any brains to answer.
DayDayNews 06/02 1575
[Sand Sculpture Question 1] Stupid fathers, I haven't figured out what this bulging thing is used for? [Sand Sculpture Question 2] Stupid fathers, I ask for advice: BYD has Tang, Song, and Yuan. Why are there no Ming and Qing dynasties? [Sand Sculpture Question 3] I am so impress - DayDayNews funny

[Sand Sculpture Question 1] Stupid fathers, I haven't figured out what this bulging thing is used for? [Sand Sculpture Question 2] Stupid fathers, I ask for advice: BYD has Tang, Song, and Yuan. Why are there no Ming and Qing dynasties? [Sand Sculpture Question 3] I am so impress

Every date with the male god is a showdown between two dormitories
DayDayNews 06/02 1458
You really have it, you defeated magic with magic. At this time, silence is better than sound, and the takeaway evaluation can still be written like this. What a cute little cutie, she can speak gently even though she is so angry haha. - DayDayNews funny

You really have it, you defeated magic with magic. At this time, silence is better than sound, and the takeaway evaluation can still be written like this. What a cute little cutie, she can speak gently even though she is so angry haha.

Hilarious God Reply: Customer Service said that you can't choose the color, but in desperation, I decided to use magic to defeat magic
DayDayNews 06/01 1534
Just like a fish, the book "Insight" says: Use the facts you see to analyze and seek the truth, rather than use the imagined things to judge unknown things. One night, it was late at night, and it was around 11 o'clock. I posted a basket of freshly-out-dollar pumpkin steamed buns - DayDayNews funny

Just like a fish, the book "Insight" says: Use the facts you see to analyze and seek the truth, rather than use the imagined things to judge unknown things. One night, it was late at night, and it was around 11 o'clock. I posted a basket of freshly-out-dollar pumpkin steamed buns

What is the truth? Don't draw conclusions too early and let the bullets fly for a while
DayDayNews 06/01 1958
Today's funny pictures are here, if you feel that one or more pictures bring you joy. Parents’ love is like a landslide. Every time I work night shift, I eat hot pot. - DayDayNews funny

Today's funny pictures are here, if you feel that one or more pictures bring you joy. Parents’ love is like a landslide. Every time I work night shift, I eat hot pot.

Parents’ love is like a landslide (those funny pictures that make people laugh so hard that their stomachache)
DayDayNews 06/01 1685
Let the relationship between cities and people closer together. In Huizhou, more and more creative stores are emerging. Legal support / Lin Zhihao Wu Runlong Lawyer Guangdong Huitai Law Firm. - DayDayNews funny

Let the relationship between cities and people closer together. In Huizhou, more and more creative stores are emerging. Legal support / Lin Zhihao Wu Runlong Lawyer Guangdong Huitai Law Firm.

"Let's go! Take you to see the Huizhou store slogan " "Laughing to the Stop""
DayDayNews 06/01 1605
Smile this time Hongmei. Do you think that you don’t play with the computer? Come and play with me and watch the sprinkler truck. Why do you sprinkle the rainbow that is sprayed with me? Why don’t you play with him and smell it? I relax my guard and see. I will show you. A clear  - DayDayNews funny

Smile this time Hongmei. Do you think that you don’t play with the computer? Come and play with me and watch the sprinkler truck. Why do you sprinkle the rainbow that is sprayed with me? Why don’t you play with him and smell it? I relax my guard and see. I will show you. A clear

"I saw this in my wife's bag, and she said it was made of makeup!" But why do I think it's not?
DayDayNews 06/01 1921

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