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Student scumbag: No one is willing to overtake... Sorry for the money, I need a Pikachu firework. Meow: I've made it so obvious, how come you still don't understand? - DayDayNews funny

Student scumbag: No one is willing to overtake... Sorry for the money, I need a Pikachu firework. Meow: I've made it so obvious, how come you still don't understand?

Daily Smile: A moving pole dance stage? Surely no one wants to overtake...
DayDayNews 10/10 1963
After all, there is a reason why you are single. Do you dare to wear such clothes? Isn’t this imitation mark a bit heavy? Is it normal for my husband to ask to sleep together after we get married? - DayDayNews funny

After all, there is a reason why you are single. Do you dare to wear such clothes? Isn’t this imitation mark a bit heavy? Is it normal for my husband to ask to sleep together after we get married?

The hilarious god replied: After we get married, my husband asks us to sleep together. Is this normal?
DayDayNews 10/10 1231
What kind of food is this? It’s addictive. I want to know what material this lion is made of. Hahaha The supervisor bought a new computer and gave me the old one. I took it home and opened it. - DayDayNews funny

What kind of food is this? It’s addictive. I want to know what material this lion is made of. Hahaha The supervisor bought a new computer and gave me the old one. I took it home and opened it.

Hahaha, the supervisor bought a new computer and gave me the old one. After taking it home, I opened it.
DayDayNews 10/09 1529
How to maintain a high-energy state within 24 hours—inner happiness? That is to choose the direction of happiness, attract friends who are equally happy around you, and encourage everyone to work together. Talk about some beautiful things every day, such as flowers and trees, and - DayDayNews funny

How to maintain a high-energy state within 24 hours—inner happiness? That is to choose the direction of happiness, attract friends who are equally happy around you, and encourage everyone to work together. Talk about some beautiful things every day, such as flowers and trees, and

Humorous joke: Eating poop can cure the new coronavirus!
DayDayNews 10/09 1617
Young man, let's not say anything anymore. Let's calculate how much money you should accompany me. Editor: Is this the Mantis I know? Please do a harem trick. Thank you, buddy. It seems you made a big mistake. You actually knelt down on the street. It's really a good skill. Can y - DayDayNews funny

Young man, let's not say anything anymore. Let's calculate how much money you should accompany me. Editor: Is this the Mantis I know? Please do a harem trick. Thank you, buddy. It seems you made a big mistake. You actually knelt down on the street. It's really a good skill. Can y

Teacher, they do this every day and I can't study well! Hurry up and teach them a lesson!
DayDayNews 10/09 1028
1. Classic young and funny embarrassing jokes, I am young and need your guidance, but I don’t need your guidance. In the early morning, the sun is shining brightly, and the smiling face is bright. I give you a rose, and my hands have lingering fragrance; at dusk, the dead vines a - DayDayNews funny

1. Classic young and funny embarrassing jokes, I am young and need your guidance, but I don’t need your guidance. In the early morning, the sun is shining brightly, and the smiling face is bright. I give you a rose, and my hands have lingering fragrance; at dusk, the dead vines a

Classic Young Funny Embarrassing Jokes
DayDayNews 10/09 1848
It's time for a massage, hurry up. I thought it was coming? Is this the water entry action you invented? Who can eat like this and leave a core for me? Doesn’t it make me heartbroken? - DayDayNews funny

It's time for a massage, hurry up. I thought it was coming? Is this the water entry action you invented? Who can eat like this and leave a core for me? Doesn’t it make me heartbroken?

Girl, you should also pay attention to your image when playing with your mobile phone at home. What will you do if you can’t get married in the future?
DayDayNews 10/09 1694
To be honest, this image is really good. It is really hard to imagine the scene at that time after such a hard blind date. Brother, what's wrong with you? Did you join the wrong team? - DayDayNews funny

To be honest, this image is really good. It is really hard to imagine the scene at that time after such a hard blind date. Brother, what's wrong with you? Did you join the wrong team?

Brother, what's wrong with you? Are you on the wrong team? Come back quickly
DayDayNews 10/09 1609
Seeing this, I had a bold idea... What kind of shape is this? How was it made? Is it the car that is parked first and then the tree that is planted or the tree that is planted first and then the car that is parked. - DayDayNews funny

Seeing this, I had a bold idea... What kind of shape is this? How was it made? Is it the car that is parked first and then the tree that is planted or the tree that is planted first and then the car that is parked.

Could this be the legendary perpetual motion machine? Seeing this, I had a bold idea
DayDayNews 10/09 1151
This is the first time the editor knows that there is this thing in the belly of a chicken. It seems quite strange. Does anyone know it? There is no anesthetic at home, so I can only get you drunk first, and then attack you! - DayDayNews funny

This is the first time the editor knows that there is this thing in the belly of a chicken. It seems quite strange. Does anyone know it? There is no anesthetic at home, so I can only get you drunk first, and then attack you!

The girl is busy doing her hair and doesn't even know how to unbutton her clothes. How should I remind her?
DayDayNews 10/09 1514
Today I went to pull weeds in the cornfield with my girlfriend, and I accidentally discovered this. I'm panicking now. What should I do? Hahahaha I really miss those days, when all the pranks were so imaginative. Wife, how is my operation going? Hahahaha, I was locked behind the - DayDayNews funny

Today I went to pull weeds in the cornfield with my girlfriend, and I accidentally discovered this. I'm panicking now. What should I do? Hahahaha I really miss those days, when all the pranks were so imaginative. Wife, how is my operation going? Hahahaha, I was locked behind the

I accidentally discovered it in a cornfield. I'm panicking now. What should I do? What do you think we should do?
DayDayNews 10/09 1236
We dated online for a month, and then we met, and now... Brothers, what should I do? We are all from the same generation, why is there such a big gap? Wait, I remember that every car has one steering wheel. Why are there two? - DayDayNews funny

We dated online for a month, and then we met, and now... Brothers, what should I do? We are all from the same generation, why is there such a big gap? Wait, I remember that every car has one steering wheel. Why are there two?

After dating online for a month, we finally met. Now in this situation, brothers, what should I do?
DayDayNews 10/09 1655
How old were you when you had your first kiss? No wonder everyone is taking the examination for the establishment. The establishment is really good. The provident fund for primary school teachers is only 6,000. I am so envious. What kind of injustice is this? - DayDayNews funny

How old were you when you had your first kiss? No wonder everyone is taking the examination for the establishment. The establishment is really good. The provident fund for primary school teachers is only 6,000. I am so envious. What kind of injustice is this?

Hilarious God replied: How old was your first kiss?
DayDayNews 10/08 1652
"I want this poor mother to come out again, forcing her to come out, and I started to be anxious again. How long does it take to come out? Ten seconds, do you want Xu Ma to come out for ten seconds? Ten seconds, one, two, three, four, six, seven, eight, ninety, and then show your - DayDayNews funny

"I want this poor mother to come out again, forcing her to come out, and I started to be anxious again. How long does it take to come out? Ten seconds, do you want Xu Ma to come out for ten seconds? Ten seconds, one, two, three, four, six, seven, eight, ninety, and then show your

Sister Chaisang: I want this poor mother to come out again. How long will it take to come out? Ten seconds
DayDayNews 10/08 1219
Young man, I see that your bones are amazing and you are a martial arts prodigy. This picture makes me think crazy! 18. Ever since I bought vegetables once, I have been coming to her house to buy them every day. I just fell in love with her vegetables hahaha. - DayDayNews funny

Young man, I see that your bones are amazing and you are a martial arts prodigy. This picture makes me think crazy! 18. Ever since I bought vegetables once, I have been coming to her house to buy them every day. I just fell in love with her vegetables hahaha.

Since I bought the vegetables once, I have come to her house to buy them every day, but I just liked her house’s dishes!
DayDayNews 10/08 1002

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  • Please tell a lie in five words, no more and no less. Friends give me some advice. When I was a kid, I didn’t feel anything when I went to the toilet in my hometown. Why do I feel like I pooped and vomited when I got older now? You have to make money for this. After you collect t - DayDayNews Please tell a lie in five words, no more and no less. Friends give me some advice. When I was a kid, I didn’t feel anything when I went to the toilet in my hometown. Why do I feel like I pooped and vomited when I got older now? You have to make money for this. After you collect t 10/19 1757
  • Since we were released, some busy figures have appeared around us unknowingly. Relying on the innate advantages of their genes, they can "live alone" under the "sun" light. (Animation from SOOGIF) There are rumors that this virus is very humane and will leave a cook at home. But - DayDayNews Since we were released, some busy figures have appeared around us unknowingly. Relying on the innate advantages of their genes, they can "live alone" under the "sun" light. (Animation from SOOGIF) There are rumors that this virus is very humane and will leave a cook at home. But 10/13 1464
  • Flowers bloom in the spring, and we can see the valley show on June 6, and there are six or nine flowers blooming in the spring! I was ready to laugh, but it’s a pity that the picture is too short. In some places, spinning tops are called lazy wives, but this one is called fat wi - DayDayNews Flowers bloom in the spring, and we can see the valley show on June 6, and there are six or nine flowers blooming in the spring! I was ready to laugh, but it’s a pity that the picture is too short. In some places, spinning tops are called lazy wives, but this one is called fat wi 10/17 1058
  • 1: My wife, this idiot, didn’t know who told me that we should cultivate children’s practical application of mathematics from every detail in life. I spent a lot of money to buy a clock online that uses formulas to write time. Since then, our clocks have completely become furnish - DayDayNews 1: My wife, this idiot, didn’t know who told me that we should cultivate children’s practical application of mathematics from every detail in life. I spent a lot of money to buy a clock online that uses formulas to write time. Since then, our clocks have completely become furnish 10/16 1815
  • So what can you do to relieve your worries? The only humorous jokes compiled today, find out the point of laughter, and you will be the happiest kid. During the winter vacation last year, a very short and thin female classmate in high school posted a selfie of herself standing ou - DayDayNews So what can you do to relieve your worries? The only humorous jokes compiled today, find out the point of laughter, and you will be the happiest kid. During the winter vacation last year, a very short and thin female classmate in high school posted a selfie of herself standing ou 10/19 1663
  • Will mosquitoes bulge when bitten by mosquitoes? At which moment do you realize which person you can't have a deep friendship with? Some people say it's someone who hid a gun in the past, while others say it's a grave mound. - DayDayNews Will mosquitoes bulge when bitten by mosquitoes? At which moment do you realize which person you can't have a deep friendship with? Some people say it's someone who hid a gun in the past, while others say it's a grave mound. 10/18 1332
  • Son: You'd better pronounce it wrong. The old father who lived an outrageous life 2. *Extensive medical treatment is the beginning of cancer. This doesn't work well with TV. Kowtow to TV. What difference does it make to beg it to heal quickly? - DayDayNews Son: You'd better pronounce it wrong. The old father who lived an outrageous life 2. *Extensive medical treatment is the beginning of cancer. This doesn't work well with TV. Kowtow to TV. What difference does it make to beg it to heal quickly? 10/19 1327
  • The Lantern Festival has passed, and I believe everyone has guessed a lot of riddles. 315 is a day to crack down on counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddles. Please correct me. If you search the Internet for the r - DayDayNews The Lantern Festival has passed, and I believe everyone has guessed a lot of riddles. 315 is a day to crack down on counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddles. Please correct me. If you search the Internet for the r 10/17 1170
  • 1. After traveling for three months on a business trip, my wife actually raised a turtle like this. 2. One sentence shows that times have changed. 3. I bought it after reading the recommendations of hemorrhoids. Why can’t I wash off the yellow color? It’s still a little itchy. I - DayDayNews 1. After traveling for three months on a business trip, my wife actually raised a turtle like this. 2. One sentence shows that times have changed. 3. I bought it after reading the recommendations of hemorrhoids. Why can’t I wash off the yellow color? It’s still a little itchy. I 10/13 1331

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  • Recently, the epidemic prevention and control has been relaxed, and my friends have become "yang" one after another, and there are more and more jokes about yang in the circle of friends. The sudden unblocking felt like being fished out of the ICU and thrown directly into a KTV. - DayDayNews Recently, the epidemic prevention and control has been relaxed, and my friends have become "yang" one after another, and there are more and more jokes about yang in the circle of friends. The sudden unblocking felt like being fished out of the ICU and thrown directly into a KTV. 10/15 1574
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  • As the saying goes: "One smile will make your worries run away; two smiles will dissipate your anger; three smiles will make you regretful; four smiles will escape the disease; five smiles will never grow old; six smiles will make you happy. Smile often and your life span will be - DayDayNews As the saying goes: "One smile will make your worries run away; two smiles will dissipate your anger; three smiles will make you regretful; four smiles will escape the disease; five smiles will never grow old; six smiles will make you happy. Smile often and your life span will be 10/15 1230
  • I'd better keep my stomach open for dinner. 14. Why do boys cheer when girls wear skirts and reveal a little underwear at school, but girls don’t cheer when they go swimming? Like and follow to not get lost, and daily updates will keep you entertained. - DayDayNews I'd better keep my stomach open for dinner. 14. Why do boys cheer when girls wear skirts and reveal a little underwear at school, but girls don’t cheer when they go swimming? Like and follow to not get lost, and daily updates will keep you entertained. 10/15 1343
  • 1: My wife, this idiot, didn’t know who told me that we should cultivate children’s practical application of mathematics from every detail in life. I spent a lot of money to buy a clock online that uses formulas to write time. Since then, our clocks have completely become furnish - DayDayNews 1: My wife, this idiot, didn’t know who told me that we should cultivate children’s practical application of mathematics from every detail in life. I spent a lot of money to buy a clock online that uses formulas to write time. Since then, our clocks have completely become furnish 10/16 1815
  • 1. Without two smoke bombs, I would not dare to pass by here. 2. The family named Liu wrote the first couplet: "Liu Bang, Liu Bei, and Andy Lau", and other families responded domineeringly to the second couplet! 3. The shoes my mother mended for me, my classmates said they were v - DayDayNews 1. Without two smoke bombs, I would not dare to pass by here. 2. The family named Liu wrote the first couplet: "Liu Bang, Liu Bei, and Andy Lau", and other families responded domineeringly to the second couplet! 3. The shoes my mother mended for me, my classmates said they were v 10/19 1265
  • "Why do many boys would rather play games than chase girls?" Beauty, your clothes are too shabby, and I'm losing all my hair. It's impossible to rest. Get up and go to work. Get up and make money. - DayDayNews "Why do many boys would rather play games than chase girls?" Beauty, your clothes are too shabby, and I'm losing all my hair. It's impossible to rest. Get up and go to work. Get up and make money. 10/17 1211
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