1. Classic young and funny embarrassing jokes, I am young and need your guidance, but I don’t need your guidance. In the early morning, the sun is shining brightly, and the smiling face is bright. I give you a rose, and my hands have lingering fragrance; at dusk, the dead vines a

1.Classic young funny and embarrassing jokes, I am young and need your guidance, but I don’t need your guidance. In the early morning, the sun is shining brightly, and the smiling face is bright. I give you a rose, and my hands have lingering fragrance; at dusk, the dead vines and old trees look gloomy, and you give me the roses, but my hands are still bruised. My mother said that a prodigal son cannot exchange for gold, so who will give me gold? I change.

2. Search and follow Tiantianyixiaoxiao.com to see more funny jokes. I was running this morning and when I saw the two girls in front of me, I felt like I couldn’t run. I plucked up the courage to go up and strike up a conversation: "Hey, beauty, why don't you run away?" Beauty: "I'm tired, I can't run anymore." I touched her breasts and ran away. She kept chasing me and even found a few people in uniforms to tempt me.

3. A hilarious classic funny joke, is so shameless and heartless, you should be very light. Tell me, do you want to die or no longer want to live? Maturity does not mean that the heart grows old, but that tears well in the eyes but you can still keep smiling. I would rather be fat and exquisite than be thin and the same.

4. In the supermarket, a man approached a beautiful woman and said to her: "My wife is lost, can you chat with me for a few minutes?" The woman was very puzzled, and the man said: "I can't find her, but every time I talk to a beautiful woman, she always appears out of nowhere..."

5. One day I was chatting with my girlfriend. If you can't marry me in the future, I will be your mistress. Then aren't you afraid that my wife will know? You have no money and are not handsome. Your wife will not suspect that you have a mistress. This is the only way I can let you enjoy the treatment of being tall, handsome and rich.

6. I once passed by a person countless times. My clothes were all scratched and there were no sparks. Boredom is the feeling one feels toward the plate after eating the food on it. If you want to marry a wife, you have no intention of falling in love.

7. People nowadays. Never leave your phone wherever you go. On the bus, on the subway, on the train, even while walking, you have to hold your phone to look at it. To these people, I just want to say: You are like this, how can I steal a mobile phone!

8. Today I saw an old man carrying a snake-skin object. Stepping forward to help, he was about to throw his upper back... Unexpectedly, the gravity was unstable, and he almost fell to his back, with his feet in the air. Damn...it turns out that a bag of rice weighs dozens of kilograms! I thought I’d carry it all, so I’ll just bite the bullet! After carrying it all the way down, it feels like a swing! I was born a tomboy! ! !