Young man, let's not say anything anymore. Let's calculate how much money you should accompany me. Editor: Is this the Mantis I know? Please do a harem trick. Thank you, buddy. It seems you made a big mistake. You actually knelt down on the street. It's really a good skill. Can y

Young man, don’t say anything anymore. Let’s calculate how much money you should accompany me.

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Is this the same mantis I know?

Please do a harem technique, thank you

Brother, it seems that you made a big mistake. You actually knelt down on the road.

Heroine. What a great skill. Can you accept me as your disciple?

heaven's feel~~

uses an ipad as a plate for food,

is forced to pick up guests

walk pets hahahaha

Teacher, they do this every day I can't learn

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haha! This walking pace...

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Sister, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to, don't hit me

This father's love is definitely...not father's love

Quickly, go this way, it's safe..."

Foodie girls just stand out from the crowd.不同，只有脸皮厚才能吃得多

看样子，难道是。。。

怎么办？我感觉这家伙很欠揍

非常真的爱了

今天我坐公交车不小心把手机丢了，拖着郁闷的心情来到公司。刚进门，公司老板把我叫到办公室，一脸慈祥地问道：我是不是该叫你爷爷？我当时I was confused and quickly asked: Boss, what do you mean by this? The boss suddenly became angry and said angrily: Someone just called you with your mobile phone, and when he opened his mouth, he called him grandson! I also want to ask you what you mean! Pack your things and leave!

When my wife found out that I had hidden my personal money, she became furious. My son ran to the balcony, came out with his hands behind his back, raised his head and said to me: Dad, what kind of woman is a big man afraid of? I was greatly moved and was thinking about how to show my manliness appropriately. He threw a washboard from behind: straighten your back, what are you afraid of!

When I was in high school, I liked the male idol of our class very much, and the class beauty also liked him. A few classmates are free at one time When we were talking about which one of me and the class beauty was more suitable for the male idol, they actually voted and the result was 1:43 between me and the class beauty. I collapse.

Colleague A: How is your baby? Colleague B: Taking care of children is not an easy task. Colleague A: What do you think? Colleague B: This baby is like a new mobile phone. It has a very short standby time and needs to be charged in basically two hours. It requires buying a lot of peripheral accessories and slowly exploring the operating system. Haha!

When I was a child, my mother once spanked me for a whole afternoon because I couldn't write a well. The next day, my mother was cooking in the kitchen, and my father came over and asked, “Does it hurt from being beaten yesterday? I shook my head with tears in my eyes and said, "It doesn't hurt. Mom is doing it for my own good." He touched my head and said distressedly: "Good boy, can you write now?" "Yes..." "Silly boy, you say you can't!" Then he secretly gave me 20 yuan and said quietly: "I want to go play mahjong in the afternoon, you have to help me hold off your mother!" ”

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