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The Lantern Festival has passed, and I believe everyone has guessed a lot of riddles. 315 is a day to crack down on counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddles. Please correct me. If you search the Internet for the r - DayDayNews funny

The Lantern Festival has passed, and I believe everyone has guessed a lot of riddles. 315 is a day to crack down on counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddles. Please correct me. If you search the Internet for the r

Funny riddle: Once you break up, you will burn the bridge (three-character proverb)
DayDayNews 10/11 1126
Even if you are unhappy, don't frown. You don't know who will fall in love with your smile, because those who love to laugh are not bad luck. Humorous jokes are continuously updated every day. As long as you pay attention, there will always be one that can make you smile sweetly. - DayDayNews funny

Even if you are unhappy, don't frown. You don't know who will fall in love with your smile, because those who love to laugh are not bad luck. Humorous jokes are continuously updated every day. As long as you pay attention, there will always be one that can make you smile sweetly.

Humorous little joke: What should I do? How about I hold you and eat it?
DayDayNews 10/11 1939
Judging from the skillful operation of the proprietress, she can go to a roadside food stall to sell barbecue. This little hamster is so small. I accidentally lost the bread, but I still had the wrapping paper in my hand. I changed it secretly so no one would see it. - DayDayNews funny

Judging from the skillful operation of the proprietress, she can go to a roadside food stall to sell barbecue. This little hamster is so small. I accidentally lost the bread, but I still had the wrapping paper in my hand. I changed it secretly so no one would see it.

Looking at the skillful operation of the landlady, you can go to a roadside food stall to sell barbecue!
DayDayNews 10/11 1685
Because my current girlfriend and my ex-girlfriend know each other, one time at a friend's party, by chance, a table of people ate together, and then the waiter asked what was going to be served after the soup. Then the ex-girlfriend rolled her eyes and you said that we had been  - DayDayNews funny

Because my current girlfriend and my ex-girlfriend know each other, one time at a friend's party, by chance, a table of people ate together, and then the waiter asked what was going to be served after the soup. Then the ex-girlfriend rolled her eyes and you said that we had been

Did this man do it on purpose? But this woman feels quite miserable!
DayDayNews 10/11 1714
1. Funny jokes about female colleagues. There is a female colleague in the company who is very fat. Yesterday she came over very excitedly and told another male colleague that she had lost 4 pounds. The male colleague looked at her anxious look, patted her and comforted her: "Don - DayDayNews funny

1. Funny jokes about female colleagues. There is a female colleague in the company who is very fat. Yesterday she came over very excitedly and told another male colleague that she had lost 4 pounds. The male colleague looked at her anxious look, patted her and comforted her: "Don

Hilarious female colleagues funny jokes, classic couple funny funny jokes
DayDayNews 10/10 1104
Uncle, you really can't control him, why don't you turn off the valve? Editor, the net has been cast a bit too wide today. Editor, I think I can still save him! Editor: Have friends from the south tried it? Editing practice makes perfect. Brother, this mouth is really amazing. Th - DayDayNews funny

Uncle, you really can't control him, why don't you turn off the valve? Editor, the net has been cast a bit too wide today. Editor, I think I can still save him! Editor: Have friends from the south tried it? Editing practice makes perfect. Brother, this mouth is really amazing. Th

The way your goddess looks in the background, it’s not easy to do any job!
DayDayNews 10/10 1890
During the Spring Festival, my wife and I went out to the temple fair. I saw a good trap shop. The boss was a middle-aged uncle squatting there and setting up a stall. I bought three hoops for her to play with for ten yuan. My wife was very happy and said she wanted to bring a bi - DayDayNews funny

During the Spring Festival, my wife and I went out to the temple fair. I saw a good trap shop. The boss was a middle-aged uncle squatting there and setting up a stall. I bought three hoops for her to play with for ten yuan. My wife was very happy and said she wanted to bring a bi

The young couple is having conflicts, just like this! I bet it will be reconciled within three days!
DayDayNews 10/10 1537
When "sheep" appear, everyone becomes a jokester. Let me show you the jokes in my circle of friends. My own comment: I am a "warm sheep". I had a low fever and sweated for two nights and one day, and I was revived with full blood. - DayDayNews funny

When "sheep" appear, everyone becomes a jokester. Let me show you the jokes in my circle of friends. My own comment: I am a "warm sheep". I had a low fever and sweated for two nights and one day, and I was revived with full blood.

In the days when I am about to be surrounded by "yang", those jokes in the circle of friends.
DayDayNews 10/10 1973
In the movie, Xiao Hei is a deceiver, but you dance too. Let’s have fun together. Just look at me doing something to coax the children to sleep. Everyone, try it. Is this marriage? It feels a bit too much. If anyone treats me like this, I will be anxious on the spot. How much do  - DayDayNews funny

In the movie, Xiao Hei is a deceiver, but you dance too. Let’s have fun together. Just look at me doing something to coax the children to sleep. Everyone, try it. Is this marriage? It feels a bit too much. If anyone treats me like this, I will be anxious on the spot. How much do

Is this marriage? It feels a bit too much. If anyone treats me like this, I will get angry with him on the spot.
DayDayNews 10/10 1328
Before the girl's mother came back, weren't you quite arrogant? The two wise men in the village are really not ordinary people. They are still neighbors, but the layout is different. - DayDayNews funny

Before the girl's mother came back, weren't you quite arrogant? The two wise men in the village are really not ordinary people. They are still neighbors, but the layout is different.

Hilarious meme: We are the same neighbors, but the pattern is different.
DayDayNews 10/10 1805
1. In this case, do you just walk away, or do you ask the waiter to make a new one? 2. I went to make porridge for you. 3. Is Zhang Sanfeng the third echelon? 4. All car logos are seat belts. What do you think? 5. The interviewer asks you what your shortcomings are. How should yo - DayDayNews funny

1. In this case, do you just walk away, or do you ask the waiter to make a new one? 2. I went to make porridge for you. 3. Is Zhang Sanfeng the third echelon? 4. All car logos are seat belts. What do you think? 5. The interviewer asks you what your shortcomings are. How should yo

[Salt God’s Reply] I’m going to make porridge for you.
DayDayNews 10/10 1683
1. How to ride a bicycle faster! 2. My support level has finally reached 100 levels, and I recently wanted to try Liu Chan. 3. The bridesmaid was afraid of stealing the bride’s spotlight and hid in the corner playing with her mobile phone. The comment section was abuzz! "Hahaha 4 - DayDayNews funny

1. How to ride a bicycle faster! 2. My support level has finally reached 100 levels, and I recently wanted to try Liu Chan. 3. The bridesmaid was afraid of stealing the bride’s spotlight and hid in the corner playing with her mobile phone. The comment section was abuzz! "Hahaha 4

[Salt God’s reply] How to ride a bicycle faster!
DayDayNews 10/10 1588
Teacher Luo is right! Brothers, my friend dug wild ginseng in the mountains. One piece is 25 grams, one piece is 26 grams. How much is it worth? A pond of water will be gone in three or four hours. - DayDayNews funny

Teacher Luo is right! Brothers, my friend dug wild ginseng in the mountains. One piece is 25 grams, one piece is 26 grams. How much is it worth? A pond of water will be gone in three or four hours.

[Salt God’s Reply] Teacher Luo is right!
DayDayNews 10/10 1340
Student scumbag: No one is willing to overtake... Sorry for the money, I need a Pikachu firework. Meow: I've made it so obvious, how come you still don't understand? - DayDayNews funny

Student scumbag: No one is willing to overtake... Sorry for the money, I need a Pikachu firework. Meow: I've made it so obvious, how come you still don't understand?

Daily Smile: A moving pole dance stage? Surely no one wants to overtake...
DayDayNews 10/10 1963
After all, there is a reason why you are single. Do you dare to wear such clothes? Isn’t this imitation mark a bit heavy? Is it normal for my husband to ask to sleep together after we get married? - DayDayNews funny

After all, there is a reason why you are single. Do you dare to wear such clothes? Isn’t this imitation mark a bit heavy? Is it normal for my husband to ask to sleep together after we get married?

The hilarious god replied: After we get married, my husband asks us to sleep together. Is this normal?
DayDayNews 10/10 1231

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