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"So what did you eat?" The worker's definition of wages. Really lost a lot. What is it like to stumble in front of the leader? Can you catch bullets with your hands? - DayDayNews funny

"So what did you eat?" The worker's definition of wages. Really lost a lot. What is it like to stumble in front of the leader? Can you catch bullets with your hands?

I'll laugh once and then, and my mood will get better immediately if I feel bad.
DayDayNews 04/30 2000
The Lantern Festival has passed, I believe everyone has guessed many riddles. 315 is a day to fight against counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddle, please correct me. Search the riddle on the Internet "A knife, d - DayDayNews funny

The Lantern Festival has passed, I believe everyone has guessed many riddles. 315 is a day to fight against counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddle, please correct me. Search the riddle on the Internet "A knife, d

Funny riddle: A knife, drifting along the water, with only eyes and no hair (killing an animal)
DayDayNews 04/30 1560
The Lantern Festival has passed, I believe everyone has guessed many riddles. 315 is a day to fight against counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddle, please correct me. Search for riddles on the Internet: "The eyes - DayDayNews funny

The Lantern Festival has passed, I believe everyone has guessed many riddles. 315 is a day to fight against counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddle, please correct me. Search for riddles on the Internet: "The eyes

Funny riddle: Not big eyes, slender horse, stealing for a living, whoever meets (kills an animal)
DayDayNews 04/30 1523
The Lantern Festival has passed, I believe everyone has guessed many riddles. 315 is a day to fight against counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddle, please correct me. Search the riddle on the Internet: "Learn to  - DayDayNews funny

The Lantern Festival has passed, I believe everyone has guessed many riddles. 315 is a day to fight against counterfeiting, and it has passed. Here, Sixiang wants to expose some fake and wrong riddles in the riddle, please correct me. Search the riddle on the Internet: "Learn to

Funny riddle: Learning to sit at a dog, it is not as tall as a dog, it has no ears and no hair (beat an animal)
DayDayNews 04/30 1003
Eating outside, I drank three bottles of soda after the meal. When you go home, get on the elevator. Everyone else covered their noses and accused me: "Did you let it go?" I immediately let out three more times without saying a word. - DayDayNews funny

Eating outside, I drank three bottles of soda after the meal. When you go home, get on the elevator. Everyone else covered their noses and accused me: "Did you let it go?" I immediately let out three more times without saying a word.

I farted three times in a row, but I didn’t expect it to be quite angry?
DayDayNews 04/30 1261
On the fourth day of the National Day Golden Week, at around 8 o'clock in the morning, I was having morning tea with Mr. Wang at Huiyin Building and talking about my ideal life. Suddenly, I found a familiar figure, the owner of the "Old Place Hand-rolled Noodles" noodle restauran - DayDayNews funny

On the fourth day of the National Day Golden Week, at around 8 o'clock in the morning, I was having morning tea with Mr. Wang at Huiyin Building and talking about my ideal life. Suddenly, I found a familiar figure, the owner of the "Old Place Hand-rolled Noodles" noodle restauran

If the child asks you where he comes from, how do you answer?
DayDayNews 04/30 1860
1. Xiao Wang bought an electric shaver for his father-in-law, but he has never been used. "What kind of treasure is it to be a broken razor? If it is broken, then buy it!" Xiao Wang said to his father-in-law. "You are old and useless. You won't know how to use this electric thing - DayDayNews funny

1. Xiao Wang bought an electric shaver for his father-in-law, but he has never been used. "What kind of treasure is it to be a broken razor? If it is broken, then buy it!" Xiao Wang said to his father-in-law. "You are old and useless. You won't know how to use this electric thing

Humorous joke: The loser knelt on one knee and said loudly: I like you! marry me
DayDayNews 04/29 1839
Good morning ┌┐. [Bombie joke] After the company went bankrupt, it was still working hard to finish today's work. No matter how hard the road ahead is, as long as you go in the right direction, you will be closer to happiness than standing there. - DayDayNews funny

Good morning ┌┐. [Bombie joke] After the company went bankrupt, it was still working hard to finish today's work. No matter how hard the road ahead is, as long as you go in the right direction, you will be closer to happiness than standing there.

"Following jokes" No matter how hard the road ahead is, as long as the direction is right, it is closer to happiness than standing in place.
DayDayNews 04/29 1751
Source: IAMZTR It’s not a big deal to watch jokes 1. Good-looking or not. When Zhang was looking at an online store, he saw a female model’s skirt looking very nice. He imagined his girlfriend’s appearance after wearing it, and she was so intoxicated. So he sent the screenshot of - DayDayNews funny

Source: IAMZTR It’s not a big deal to watch jokes 1. Good-looking or not. When Zhang was looking at an online store, he saw a female model’s skirt looking very nice. He imagined his girlfriend’s appearance after wearing it, and she was so intoxicated. So he sent the screenshot of

Happy Moments|Three Little Humors: Smile, it’s no big deal
DayDayNews 04/29 1121
Why can't you move? Will you fly? Little girl, were you an angel in your previous life? Otherwise, how could you be so cute? Mercedes-Benz: Hello, Yao Yao Ling, I lost my face. - DayDayNews funny

Why can't you move? Will you fly? Little girl, were you an angel in your previous life? Otherwise, how could you be so cute? Mercedes-Benz: Hello, Yao Yao Ling, I lost my face.

Selected animations: Little girl, were you an angel in your previous life? Otherwise, how could you be so cute
DayDayNews 04/29 1048
Why can't I push this? Why can't I push it? It feels so uncomfortable to my head! - DayDayNews funny

Why can't I push this? Why can't I push it? It feels so uncomfortable to my head!

Why can't I push this? Why can't I push it? It feels so uncomfortable to my head! Save me
DayDayNews 04/29 1869
Do dogs still have a lot of functions? Look at my dogs, you can help with anything. This is not like the old cow taking a shower. No matter how you look at it, you really can't get it. - DayDayNews funny

Do dogs still have a lot of functions? Look at my dogs, you can help with anything. This is not like the old cow taking a shower. No matter how you look at it, you really can't get it.

Dogs have a lot of functions. Look at my dog, you can help with anything.
DayDayNews 04/29 1044
(Chrysanthemum head bat, picture comes from netizens) Cao Ni said happily, "Do you want to attack with fire?" Shanwa said, "Yes, smoke them out with fireworks." The entrance of the cave was filled with fire fire, and Shanwa sprayed out the fire with a fire dragon can, and the smo - DayDayNews funny

(Chrysanthemum head bat, picture comes from netizens) Cao Ni said happily, "Do you want to attack with fire?" Shanwa said, "Yes, smoke them out with fireworks." The entrance of the cave was filled with fire fire, and Shanwa sprayed out the fire with a fire dragon can, and the smo

Accomplices are too powerful 8
DayDayNews 04/29 1556
We have been together for more than three months. #I checked it and it was a bisexual in the original work and a female in the film and television. As I cried, I found that my collarbone was filled with water | Last year, today 1942. - DayDayNews funny

We have been together for more than three months. #I checked it and it was a bisexual in the original work and a female in the film and television. As I cried, I found that my collarbone was filled with water | Last year, today 1942.

Does foreigners feel like this when I write essays? | Cold jokes 2300 & Last year today 1942
DayDayNews 04/28 1294
A eldest sister at the entrance of the community scolded her child: Don’t call me mom, I’m not your mom, I can’t be your mom, this is not your family, let’s go. In the future, burn yourself to save some when Qingming Festival is available and you cannot lose at the starting line. - DayDayNews funny

A eldest sister at the entrance of the community scolded her child: Don’t call me mom, I’m not your mom, I can’t be your mom, this is not your family, let’s go. In the future, burn yourself to save some when Qingming Festival is available and you cannot lose at the starting line.

Daily life of a sand sculpture netizen: Only one day after learning
DayDayNews 04/28 1140

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  • 1. An old classmate whom I haven’t seen for many years is coming. Lao Qin said, “I love to eat river fish.” The next day, after breakfast, Lao Qin took the fishing rod to fish by the river. When he came back in the evening, his wife saw that Lao Qin had empty hands and asked, “Ol - DayDayNews 1. An old classmate whom I haven’t seen for many years is coming. Lao Qin said, “I love to eat river fish.” The next day, after breakfast, Lao Qin took the fishing rod to fish by the river. When he came back in the evening, his wife saw that Lao Qin had empty hands and asked, “Ol 05/15 1576
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  • "You are thinking about it" One day, a beautiful girl took a boat across the river, and a little monk hurriedly followed. On the boat, the little monk stared at the beautiful girl with a graceful umbrella in his hand angrily and hit the little monk's bald head. The little monk as - DayDayNews "You are thinking about it" One day, a beautiful girl took a boat across the river, and a little monk hurriedly followed. On the boat, the little monk stared at the beautiful girl with a graceful umbrella in his hand angrily and hit the little monk's bald head. The little monk as 05/11 1894
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