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Practice shows that when people brush their teeth in front of others, they will brush for longer. Do you know why the nude loan is not processed by men? Me: Then I will eat something delicious next time, do you know how to do it? - DayDayNews funny

Practice shows that when people brush their teeth in front of others, they will brush for longer. Do you know why the nude loan is not processed by men? Me: Then I will eat something delicious next time, do you know how to do it?

Do you know why the naked loan is not processed by men?
DayDayNews 06/06 1492
1. At noon today, I accompanied my wife to the supermarket to buy vegetables. On the way home, the sun was too hot, and my forehead was sweating. It was really raining. I suddenly had a whim and asked my wife: "Do you know why I sweat on my forehead?" My wife: "Hahaha, that's bec - DayDayNews funny

1. At noon today, I accompanied my wife to the supermarket to buy vegetables. On the way home, the sun was too hot, and my forehead was sweating. It was really raining. I suddenly had a whim and asked my wife: "Do you know why I sweat on my forehead?" My wife: "Hahaha, that's bec

Couple jokes, couples are not only birds in the same forest, but also jokers
DayDayNews 06/06 1147
1. Reporter: Uncle, you are over 80 years old, and you still call me my wife, my dear, how did you do it? Uncle: Don’t mention it. I have forgotten what she is called and I dare not ask. 2. Others worry about how to make money, but I worry about how to spend money. Friends, pleas - DayDayNews funny

1. Reporter: Uncle, you are over 80 years old, and you still call me my wife, my dear, how did you do it? Uncle: Don’t mention it. I have forgotten what she is called and I dare not ask. 2. Others worry about how to make money, but I worry about how to spend money. Friends, pleas

The latest jokes in 2022, jokes that make your girlfriend happy
DayDayNews 06/06 1635
1. The salary was paid. When my wife found out, she made me a delicious meal to reward her. After the meal, I went to the sofa. My wife started to snap her fingers and she kept snapping her fingers, but it couldn't be called. I said to her, "You're not fighting like that, look, h - DayDayNews funny

1. The salary was paid. When my wife found out, she made me a delicious meal to reward her. After the meal, I went to the sofa. My wife started to snap her fingers and she kept snapping her fingers, but it couldn't be called. I said to her, "You're not fighting like that, look, h

The latest jokes in 2022, embarrassing things in life, more jokes, more jokes
DayDayNews 06/06 1796
In this world, there is nothing unhappy that cannot be solved by a joke. If one doesn’t work, then use two jokes, three jokes... ten jokes! 1. Netizens said that my photos were ugly, and I smiled in my heart! You have never seen me, and the real person is absolutely scary that yo - DayDayNews funny

In this world, there is nothing unhappy that cannot be solved by a joke. If one doesn’t work, then use two jokes, three jokes... ten jokes! 1. Netizens said that my photos were ugly, and I smiled in my heart! You have never seen me, and the real person is absolutely scary that yo

The most funny jokes of 2022, the latest jokes
DayDayNews 06/06 1606
Can you imagine it? He danced too hard and ended up jumping into the lake? Recently, an aunt in Liaoning was dancing by the lake. Seeing the dance was graceful, it was enviable. The clothes they wear are also beautiful and dance really well. The picture comes from the Internet. M - DayDayNews funny

Can you imagine it? He danced too hard and ended up jumping into the lake? Recently, an aunt in Liaoning was dancing by the lake. Seeing the dance was graceful, it was enviable. The clothes they wear are also beautiful and dance really well. The picture comes from the Internet. M

The aunt was too devoted to dancing, so she turned herself into the lake?
DayDayNews 06/05 1578
1. The day before yesterday, my wife and I came back for a walk and I poured a glass of water for my wife. My wife drank, "I'm so hot, don't you give it to me again?" Yesterday, my wife and I came back from a walk. I poured a glass of water and tried it. It was not hot, and I was - DayDayNews funny

1. The day before yesterday, my wife and I came back for a walk and I poured a glass of water for my wife. My wife drank, "I'm so hot, don't you give it to me again?" Yesterday, my wife and I came back from a walk. I poured a glass of water and tried it. It was not hot, and I was

Humorous joke: The neighbor girl asked me to help her install the ceiling
DayDayNews 06/05 1117
Dancing in a Tesla factory, why don’t he be a celebrity? After arguing with someone, he was slacked off his head and spent 25,000 yuan in hospital. As a result, the other party wanted to settle it privately and transferred 98,000 yuan. After that, hey! - DayDayNews funny

Dancing in a Tesla factory, why don’t he be a celebrity? After arguing with someone, he was slacked off his head and spent 25,000 yuan in hospital. As a result, the other party wanted to settle it privately and transferred 98,000 yuan. After that, hey!

God’s reply: Four hundred in one hour? The meter can be used as a fan
DayDayNews 06/05 1480
The live version of Metro Parkour is very visually impactful and infectious. It is even colder than a stone. - DayDayNews funny

The live version of Metro Parkour is very visually impactful and infectious. It is even colder than a stone.

Funny animated pictures collection: No wonder I used to say that taking photos would lose my soul, so that's it
DayDayNews 06/05 1358
It should be fine if it is so shallow, and tetanus virus will only grow in an anaerobic environment. Let me tell you a secret, the sun will explode in another 4 billion years. This is the difference, someone who can't give it to you. - DayDayNews funny

It should be fine if it is so shallow, and tetanus virus will only grow in an anaerobic environment. Let me tell you a secret, the sun will explode in another 4 billion years. This is the difference, someone who can't give it to you.

Hilarious comments: The difference between "sorry" and "I feel very sorry" can be seen at a glance
DayDayNews 06/05 1852
She is obviously a playboy, but she only favors her. The secret to loving wife: Your wife is unprofitable, whoever you make money will be spent! If you like it, buy it, I will pay for it! Ye Bao, the number one beauty in Kyoto, is a gold medalist. - DayDayNews funny

She is obviously a playboy, but she only favors her. The secret to loving wife: Your wife is unprofitable, whoever you make money will be spent! If you like it, buy it, I will pay for it! Ye Bao, the number one beauty in Kyoto, is a gold medalist.

Super cool novels of wealthy presidents, quick codes for books
DayDayNews 06/05 1751
Welcome to search for the official account "Literary Fan" to get more beautiful sentences as soon as possible. 1. I know clearly how money comes from, and why money is not as vague as I am. 2. Exercise can really make people live longer. I thought I had been planning for half an - DayDayNews funny

Welcome to search for the official account "Literary Fan" to get more beautiful sentences as soon as possible. 1. I know clearly how money comes from, and why money is not as vague as I am. 2. Exercise can really make people live longer. I thought I had been planning for half an

Funny and sick documentary
DayDayNews 06/05 1278
Tell me, are you so big? You are fighting with me for food? Dog: I finally found my girlfriend today, I must show you a glimpse! Girl, how are you really good to spoof your big brother like this? Be careful to vomit. - DayDayNews funny

Tell me, are you so big? You are fighting with me for food? Dog: I finally found my girlfriend today, I must show you a glimpse! Girl, how are you really good to spoof your big brother like this? Be careful to vomit.

Funny GIF: I finally found my girlfriend today, I must show you a glimpse
DayDayNews 06/05 1541
Listening to my gunshots, it's so embarrassing. I fell myself down first. Is this a drink of oil or a meal? I found it on the construction site, can I change to two apartments? Girl: Don’t touch it randomly. - DayDayNews funny

Listening to my gunshots, it's so embarrassing. I fell myself down first. Is this a drink of oil or a meal? I found it on the construction site, can I change to two apartments? Girl: Don’t touch it randomly.

Funny animation: You can't play like this even if you look beautiful. You can't just walk away with your shoes on your hands.
DayDayNews 06/05 1995
Is this avenge of private revenge? I feel that it has caused secondary damage. It turns out that bowling can still be played like this, but I saw it really is amazing in the end. You drove the car without closing the door, which scared the patient and was cured directly. - DayDayNews funny

Is this avenge of private revenge? I feel that it has caused secondary damage. It turns out that bowling can still be played like this, but I saw it really is amazing in the end. You drove the car without closing the door, which scared the patient and was cured directly.

Today's animation: It turns out that bowling can still be played like this, but I saw it really is amazing in the end
DayDayNews 06/05 1638

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