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Husband: That year I had my hands in my pockets and didn’t know what an opponent was. Wife: Today you are lying in bed sweating, closing your eyes and seeing your great-grandfather waving to you. - DayDayNews

Husband: That year I had my hands in my pockets and didn’t know what an opponent was. Wife: Today you are lying in bed sweating, closing your eyes and seeing your great-grandfather waving to you.

That year: I put my hands in my pockets and didn’t know what an opponent was. Today: I’m lying on the bed?

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This melon is really big and unexpected. I heard that 500 million yuan was taken away in 9 hours. Not only for money laundering, but also to disgust 1.4 billion people. In other words, mainlanders are all fools, and Taiwanese women are shrewd virgins. - DayDayNews

This melon is really big and unexpected. I heard that 500 million yuan was taken away in 9 hours. Not only for money laundering, but also to disgust 1.4 billion people. In other words, mainlanders are all fools, and Taiwanese women are shrewd virgins.

What does it mean for 500 million yuan to be swept away?

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1. "I got a new girlfriend and found out that her family has quadruplets." How to identify this? Hahaha 2. One time my husband had reserved a room to wait for me. I went outside the door and wanted to tease him, so I whispered outside the door: 306, the lady you called is here, o - DayDayNews

1. "I got a new girlfriend and found out that her family has quadruplets." How to identify this? Hahaha 2. One time my husband had reserved a room to wait for me. I went outside the door and wanted to tease him, so I whispered outside the door: 306, the lady you called is here, o

I got a new girlfriend and found out that she has quadruplets. How can I tell the difference?

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Brother: What kind of handsome man is he? He is mysterious and charming, mature and sensible. He also has his own little quirks but is not addicted to them. He can pick them up and let them go. I admire you! Brother: I just like it, no reason is needed. Brother: I am a romantic f - DayDayNews

Brother: What kind of handsome man is he? He is mysterious and charming, mature and sensible. He also has his own little quirks but is not addicted to them. He can pick them up and let them go. I admire you! Brother: I just like it, no reason is needed. Brother: I am a romantic f

Asking rhetorically is not a ruthless attitude (5)

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What should a cat do when he meets a mistress who loves makeup? Should he go back and practice her skills? I've given you such fun things many times. What's the matter with kissing you? Reciprocity is reciprocal. - DayDayNews

What should a cat do when he meets a mistress who loves makeup? Should he go back and practice her skills? I've given you such fun things many times. What's the matter with kissing you? Reciprocity is reciprocal.

I heard that this is the sinful hand that every man wants to extend, can you not help it?

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Today I bring you a few more urban romance novels. If you also like this type of novel, please like and leave more comments! Introduction: Long Haotian, who was originally sitting in the lobby rest area with a leisurely look, couldn't sit still anymore. - DayDayNews

Today I bring you a few more urban romance novels. If you also like this type of novel, please like and leave more comments! Introduction: Long Haotian, who was originally sitting in the lobby rest area with a leisurely look, couldn't sit still anymore.

Lost sisters! A super nice modern urban romance novel recommended! Shuhuang rushes quickly!

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This house is a nail-biting house. Today we are looking for someone to move it aside. I'm in a good mood today. It's time for my pig to come in handy and pull me out for a walk. After following it all the way, I still don’t know where I lost. - DayDayNews

This house is a nail-biting house. Today we are looking for someone to move it aside. I'm in a good mood today. It's time for my pig to come in handy and pull me out for a walk. After following it all the way, I still don’t know where I lost.

GIF animation: I am in a good mood today. My pig comes in handy and takes me out for a walk.

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Fortunately, I reacted quickly, otherwise I would have drank so much myself. Bride: It’s as much as you agreed. This is really unlucky. I can't bear to say anything more about him. He's so pitiful. - DayDayNews

Fortunately, I reacted quickly, otherwise I would have drank so much myself. Bride: It’s as much as you agreed. This is really unlucky. I can't bear to say anything more about him. He's so pitiful.

Relaxing moment: Fortunately, the best man reacted quickly, otherwise he would have drank so much by himself

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Many people are Yang. You are the only one who is still working overtime at the company. I live in Shenzhen Bay and work as a security guard. I am very talented in swimming. I also run regularly. Drag racing is my hobby. I am sunny and cool. If you are unhappy, we can have a hear - DayDayNews

Many people are Yang. You are the only one who is still working overtime at the company. I live in Shenzhen Bay and work as a security guard. I am very talented in swimming. I also run regularly. Drag racing is my hobby. I am sunny and cool. If you are unhappy, we can have a hear

Daily jokes【NO.20221221】

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1. I smiled to the sky, and after I laughed, I went to sleep. 2. In a world of foodies, there are no calories or calories, only good food or bad food. 3. My roommate looked out the window of the dormitory and asked me that it was so painful on such a cold day with strong wind and - DayDayNews

1. I smiled to the sky, and after I laughed, I went to sleep. 2. In a world of foodies, there are no calories or calories, only good food or bad food. 3. My roommate looked out the window of the dormitory and asked me that it was so painful on such a cold day with strong wind and

A collection of jokes, joke: Are your cucumbers sweet?

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4. My wife is a cultured person, the eldest daughter from a scholarly family. She is very well-educated. She always turns her back to me when she yawns. No, she turned around and just opened her mouth. I rushed over and in an instant I peeled the banana and inserted it into her m - DayDayNews

4. My wife is a cultured person, the eldest daughter from a scholarly family. She is very well-educated. She always turns her back to me when she yawns. No, she turned around and just opened her mouth. I rushed over and in an instant I peeled the banana and inserted it into her m

Humor and Jokes: Actually there is no secret, I turned out to be a multi-millionaire

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I have never understood what "I will take a bullet for you, but I won't buy you breakfast" means? Brothers, is the color of this soapy water correct? 21. My son is playing a game, what do the numbers on the paper mean? - DayDayNews

I have never understood what "I will take a bullet for you, but I won't buy you breakfast" means? Brothers, is the color of this soapy water correct? 21. My son is playing a game, what do the numbers on the paper mean?

[Salt God’s Reply] Brothers, is the color of this soapy water correct?

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1. The harvest on the first day of setting up the stall was pretty good, I will continue to work hard tomorrow! 2. Think about it, what should be filled in the brackets? 3. Prince's cigarettes. 4. What kind of good car can someone buy who can’t even afford his girlfriend’s clothe - DayDayNews

1. The harvest on the first day of setting up the stall was pretty good, I will continue to work hard tomorrow! 2. Think about it, what should be filled in the brackets? 3. Prince's cigarettes. 4. What kind of good car can someone buy who can’t even afford his girlfriend’s clothe

[Salt Chosen God’s reply] Think about it, what should be filled in the brackets?

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Let’s talk, how many people have read the original work of “Journey to the West”, and why so many people watch the Black Sun Wukong’s fighting power? Like and follow to avoid getting lost, and the daily updates will keep you entertained. - DayDayNews

Let’s talk, how many people have read the original work of “Journey to the West”, and why so many people watch the Black Sun Wukong’s fighting power? Like and follow to avoid getting lost, and the daily updates will keep you entertained.

[Salt God’s Reply] Let’s figure out the answer and leave a message in the comment area!

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1. Best friend: "I can't find a boyfriend. I'm really depressed!" Me: "You can go to the dating website to check it out!" My best friend quickly went to check it out and saw so many people who were single, and she was instantly relieved! 2. Passing by a cake shop, I went in and s - DayDayNews

1. Best friend: "I can't find a boyfriend. I'm really depressed!" Me: "You can go to the dating website to check it out!" My best friend quickly went to check it out and saw so many people who were single, and she was instantly relieved! 2. Passing by a cake shop, I went in and s

Paragraph: On a dark and windy night

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