1. I smiled to the sky, and after I laughed, I went to sleep. 2. In a world of foodies, there are no calories or calories, only good food or bad food. 3. My roommate looked out the window of the dormitory and asked me that it was so painful on such a cold day with strong wind and

1 I smiled to the sky with my sword in my hand, and after I laughed, I went to sleep..

2 In a world of foodies, there are no calories or calories, only good food or bad food.

3’s roommate looked out the window of the dormitory and asked me that it was so painful with such a cold day and heavy wind and rain. Should we still go to class? I said: This little pain in the wind and rain is nothing. Wipe away your tears and don’t be afraid. At least we still have dreams. The roommate was touched: Yes, we still have dreams, so he fell back to sleep.

4 Lao Wang asked Xiao Li why his eyes were swollen. Xiao Li said: "When I was putting on my trousers this morning, a button in the front fell off. I couldn't sew, so I ran next door and asked a lady to sew it on for me." "Oh my god! She must have thought you were going too far and gave you a fist!" "No, that's not the case! She was very nice and took out her needle and thread to sew it on the spot. I also stood and sewed it for her, but when she finished sewing and bit the thread with her mouth, her husband came in. !"

5 When I have a child, I force him to play with his mobile phone all day long, nagging in his ear: "How many chapters of the novel have you read today? Why are you doing homework again! ..." Under the influence of rebellious psychology, he will often study behind my back and secretly read the questions... His only pleasure is to go to class with his friends. Every time he was scolded by me, he would cry slightly and say: "Dad, please, please let me write two more pages of homework!"

6 My girlfriend said to me: "From now on, you can do the washing and cooking, and I will earn money to support you!" I was extremely excited: "Okay, okay! Then what will you do to make money?" My girlfriend said: "Open a restaurant or a laundry..."

7 The little boy asked his father: "Is he going to be a father? He always knows more than his son? Dad replied: "Of course!" "Who invented the electric light?" "Edison." "Then why didn't Edison's father invent the electric light?" "

8 I went shopping with my mother all day and didn't buy anything... I was waiting for the bus to go home at the station, and it didn't come for a long time. Just when I was wondering if there were no buses at this point, I heard my mother running out from behind and shouting: "Run, girl!" "This scares me!" I ran with my mouth full of saliva until I got home... I heard my mother panting and saying to me: "How is it? Mom is great! I saved a taxi fare..."

9 A few days ago, the factory organized physical examinations for employees.

After the report came out, I said to my colleagues across the desk: "I don't like sweets, I have an average appetite, and my eating habits are quite healthy. How can I have high blood sugar?"

Everyone was busy trying to help me analyze the reason. A female colleague interrupted and said, "Is it because some of the little girls in our office are too sweet?"

10 A woman had a stomachache, and the doctor asked her to take off her pants during the visit. After urging several times but no response, the doctor became impatient: There are still many people waiting in line, hurry up! The woman wanted to speak but was still shy: You...you take off your clothes first!

11 The neighbor’s uncle asked me to introduce a girlfriend to his son. I said: Uncle, your son is so handsome, how can he not have a girlfriend. Uncle

: Isn't that because he is stupid? If only this brat had followed me, at least he is not stupid.

After listening to the uncle's words, I thought hotly and said: Uncle, it may not be good if I just follow you. You can practice your words, but it will be difficult to change this appearance.

After hearing this, the uncle's face darkened, and he turned around and left...

12 Once, I borrowed nail clippers from a boy. He was playing games and asked me to get them in his trouser pocket. I felt a long hard object in his pocket and said, "What is that thing inside you? It's so hard!" Other colleagues were stunned for a moment and burst into laughter. I became red apple . The male colleague took out a penlight from his pocket in aggrieved manner and said that there was a power outage last night... he was embarrassed...

13 When he was eating and drinking and passing by a fruit stall, his roommate asked, "Boss, are the melons sweet?" The boss, Brother Bai, ignored him at a glance. The buddy patted the melon again and asked: "Is this melon sweet?" The boss got angry: "Is your cucumber sweet?"