Even if you are unhappy, don't frown. You don't know who will fall in love with your smile, because those who love to laugh are not bad luck. Humorous jokes are continuously updated every day. As long as you pay attention, there will always be one that can make you smile sweetly.

Don’t frown your brows even if you’re not happy. You don’t know who will fall in love with your smile, because those who love to laugh will have good luck. Humorous jokes are continuously updated every day. As long as you pay attention, there will always be one that can make you smile sweetly.

I was shopping with my wife on the weekend. As we were walking, my wife suddenly stopped.

followed his gaze and saw a ring from a jewelry store. My wife pulled me and said, "Husband, that ring looks great. Let's buy one!"

I actually wanted to say not to buy it, but I was afraid that my wife would be angry. An idea struck, and I took out a hundred dollars from my wallet and threw it on the ground.

My wife saw the money on the ground and quickly picked it up and said to me: "Let's go home quickly! People will see it later!"

The uncle asked the girl for directions: "How to get to the Public Security Bureau?"

Girl: "Do you want to walk? Or take a car?"

Uncle: "Can we go by car? Of course we can take a car!"

So the girl handed the wallet in her arms to the uncle: "Take this." After the uncle took the wallet, the girl immediately shouted: "It's a robbery!"

Ten minutes later, the uncle sat in the escort car of the Public Security Bureau and left the scene magnificently.

I just had lunch in the restaurant. The seat I was sitting was right under the air vent, and I was shivering from the cold.

I stopped a male waiter and asked him to adjust the wind direction of the air conditioner in a tactful way, but he was so cold that he said: Hello, I'm cold.

The waiter was probably confused. He looked at me and said: What should I do? How about I hold you and eat?

All my colleagues burst out laughing...

I had never experienced motion sickness before, but I don’t know what happened this time. I felt dizzy and nauseous, and I couldn’t help but want to vomit. The handsome guy sitting next to me handed me a pill and said, “This is motion sickness pill, just take one pill.”

Not to mention, this pill is really effective, and I fell asleep after taking it! Just... my phone and wallet were stolen!

On the weekend, I took my four-year-old daughter to play in children's playground . After playing with her phone for a while, she discovered that she was overpowering a little boy and beating him!

I was so frightened that I hurried over and pulled away. The father of the little boy next to me said to me: "It doesn't matter, there is no need to pull him. A man is being beaten by a girl. It's such a disgrace to me. He should be beaten!"

Uh, brother, are you the child's biological father?

I feel that rich people are really pitiful. They are so tired. After returning home, they have to walk 50 meters to the villa door, then walk more than 20 meters to the lobby to the second floor, then walk more than 30 meters to the bedroom, and then walk more than 10 meters to go to bed, haha...

Unlike us poor people, we can go home directly after getting off the subway, and go to bed directly after entering the house. Presumably the gap is really quite big.

I had a discomfort in my throat, so I went to the clinic downstairs to get some medicine. When I walked in, I saw the kid upstairs in my house putting a sling bottle on his own, so I asked him: "Where is your grandma?"

The kid said very arrogantly: "Do you still need a woman to intervene in such a trivial matter? I have already gone to a big shift, so I can handle it myself!"

The old man who opened the clinic was happy and said to him: "Then you pay for the sling bottle first."

The kid looked at him and said: "If you dare to ask me for money, then I will tell my grandpa about you and my grandma!"

There is a young female colleague who often messages me after get off work, but she withdraws the message every time. What is the matter with her? She didn't say anything either.

She sent another "hi" at eight o'clock last night.

I understand what girls are thinking, so I will attack decisively: Now it’s just us two, let’s speak out what’s in our hearts.

After a while of silence, she said: Your avatar is the same as the uncle selling hot and sour noodles downstairs. I always get it wrong.

My girlfriend has been with her cousin for two years. During these two years, my cousin treated her in every possible way, but in the end she ran away with a rich man. It was useless for my cousin to kneel down and try his best to keep her.

Two months later, she came to the house rented by her cousin and said to her cousin: "I am pregnant."

My cousin sat on a chair and smoked a cigarette silently, and finally made up his mind: "After the child is born, I will raise it!"

Girlfriend: "No, we are getting married next month, I hope you can come!

A newly divorced man told his friend that he decided not to remarry. The friend asked him why?

He said: "I already have a dog, a cat and a starling , which is enough."

"How can these replace my wife?" asked a friend.

He replied: "Absolutely! The dog roars all day long, the starling curses all day long, and the cat can stay up all night!"

Henan Happy Little Fish, likes to be happy and happy. I wonder what humorous jokes you have in your daily life. Please share one in the comment area and let everyone enjoy it. Thanks!

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