During the Spring Festival, my wife and I went out to the temple fair. I saw a good trap shop. The boss was a middle-aged uncle squatting there and setting up a stall. I bought three hoops for her to play with for ten yuan. My wife was very happy and said she wanted to bring a bi

During the Spring Festival, my wife and I went out to visit the temple fair. I saw a good trap shop. The boss was a middle-aged uncle squatting there and setting up a stall. I bought three hoops for her to play with for ten yuan. My wife was very happy and said she wanted to bring a big baby back. Then he threw it in a circle and hit the shop owner's bald head... The shop owner gave me a resentful look, and then said to my wife: "Sister, since you have a husband, just let me go..."

This little chef has good skills, but his vision is a bit poor. How long will it take for him to be full?

What do you think of this? To protect the baby birds after a hailstorm! This is motherhood

This swan has some good food! Hahahaha

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The new pants bought by netizens, do they look good

Fairies can’t poop

The young couple is having a conflict, I bet it will be over within three days

The child’s drifting skills are really good, he will definitely be an experienced driver when he grows up

The importance of hairstyle, such a big face! Haha, this is heartbreaking!

I didn’t expect that your golden bell also has a flaw

Conditioned reflex

A sister-sister war is about to break out. Guess who will win the final victory?

I seem to have discovered the truth about the world.

If I don’t accept it, does it mean that the transaction will not be completed?

Uncle, you are really awesome, you can take it home with you

I was sleeping and playing with my mobile phone, and a little bug kept flying on the screen. After pressing it for a long time, it didn't work. At this time, my wife said: "What are you playing with? Give me the next one." I took her phone and turned off my screen. The little bug was smoothly attracted to her phone screen. I handed it to her and said: "It's just a life, save your time and play."

I was passing by the park just now and saw two old men playing chess, so I went up to join in the fun. Although I don't understand chess, when I saw the two old men switching offense and defense, I knew that this game was not that simple. Both of them were definitely masters. I felt admiration and couldn't help but say "fuck". I saw an old man holding a horse in his hand and looked up at me: "Little girl, can you play chess? Damn it, my horse hasn't crossed the river yet, where is it?" Me. . .

Dad only went to elementary school, but his emotional intelligence is surprisingly high. Mom: It took me eight lifetimes of bad luck to marry you! Dad: It took me eight lifetimes of virtue to marry you! My mother blushed: Bah, shameless! I was dissatisfied on the side: When you fall in love, please worry about me, okay? Dad kicked me: Be more relaxed, you single! I...

had a bad gastrointestinal condition and went to the hospital to order a stool test. When I went to the queue window to wait for the test, I saw the people in front of me were using cotton swabs to test, so I left out with half a bag of stool in my hand. . .

hired a clerk and asked her to check the power supply before leaving and unplug the power supply. As a result, she also unplugged the freezer and all the ice cream in the cabinet turned into water. . .

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