How to maintain a high-energy state within 24 hours—inner happiness? That is to choose the direction of happiness, attract friends who are equally happy around you, and encourage everyone to work together. Talk about some beautiful things every day, such as flowers and trees, and

How to maintain a high-energy state within 24 hours - inner happiness? That is to choose the direction of happiness, attract friends who are equally happy around you, and encourage everyone to work together. Talk about some beautiful things every day, such as flowers and trees, and those humorous and happy moments, and then share your happiness with others, and it will naturally become happy for both of you. Have you shared your happiness today? If not, please pay attention to the humorous jokes compiled today, share them, and leave your likes.

01

On the first day after the epidemic was released, I first stocked up on Lianhua Qingwen , ibuprofen , cold particles and N95 masks, and then started stocking up on vegetables. From then on, I started to live a life of not leaving home unless necessary.

Unexpectedly, within two days, after my husband saw a message in WeChat Moments, he said to me: "You can stock up on anti-epidemic supplies again."

"What stuff? Tell me, I will stock up." I asked.

"It can be taken directly, or it can be atomized and inhaled through the nose to achieve double insurance for the digestive and respiratory systems - stool. Eating feces can cure the new coronavirus."

Let me go... What kind of devil's rhythm is this again?

02

I rented a house. I heard that a couple lived here. The man killed the woman and sealed it with concrete.

At night, I looked at the wall, and the more I looked at it, the more it looked like a woman. I was shocked and quickly found a chisel to dig into the wall.

After searching for a while, it turned out to be an eye! I was terrified. The

rumors turned out to be true!

After a while, I saw that eye turned into a mouth: The guy next door didn't sleep in the middle of the night. Why did he dig into the wall of my house? What to do. What...

03

A female subordinate had just given birth to her second child. I joked: She looks so much like my dad. She suddenly... said something that kept me awake all night. She said: I look more like you. Go and experience it for yourself.

04

When I was driving, I found a crazy motorcycle in front of me, which almost threw the child sitting behind.

I caught up with the motorcycle and shouted: "Brother, your child is about to fall off the back seat."

After hearing this, the man driving the motorcycle looked back and asked in surprise: "Son, where is your mother?"

05

My aunt is only a few years older than me, so we walked together as if we were a couple.

Once my aunt and I went shopping hand in hand, and my class teacher saw us.

So my head teacher told my mother about it.

As soon as I got home, my mother stopped me and asked, "Which girl are you going hand in hand with while shopping today?"

I said directly: "Your sister!"

Then my mother slapped her... It's really your sister... um... um... um...

06

There was a new leader in the company, we had dinner together at night, drank a little too much, and then went to sing!

The next day, a beautiful female colleague said that she was taken advantage of by the new leader!

I quickly said: No, he doesn’t look like that kind of person?

A female colleague glanced at me: With your appearance, gangsters would tremble with fear when they see you. No wonder you think everyone is a good person...

07

The boss said emotionally at the company meeting: "I hope everyone will not kick things around like a football! We must have the courage to take responsibility!"

At this time, people The HR manager pushed the door open and came in: "Mr. Wang, there's something."

The boss patted his chest: "That's my business! It's my responsibility!"

The HR manager then said, "The front desk of the company is pregnant and I have to take leave these days."

Boss...

08

Once I had a quarrel with my mother. My mother lost the argument and beat me up.

When my father came back from get off work in the evening, I said to my father: "Your little lover was beaten by your wife, do you care about your wife?!"

After my father heard this, he said to me with a pale face: "Why don't you hold your mother back?"

09

I saw an old lady and an old man arguing at the Civil Affairs Bureau.

The old lady said angrily: "Huh! When I was young, you followed me every day. Now that I am old and ugly, you don't want me anymore! You old guy who likes the new and hates the old!"

The old man immediately retorted: "It's not just It's me! Didn't your aunt leave you too? "Why didn't you say it?"

I was immediately confused after hearing this...

010

A female friend was pregnant and asked me to take care of her golden retriever for a while. I have been raising

for more than half a year. I serve you delicious food and drinks every day.

The golden retriever gave birth to a litter of golden retrievers last night, and I showed it off to my friends like a treasure.

After seeing the photo, my friend gritted his teeth and said to me: "What the hell did you do to my golden retriever? [angry] [angry]"

I really don't know what's going on [sad]

Henan's little fish chose to go in the direction of happiness. I wonder if I can choose someone to share happiness with you. Please discuss it in the comment area? ! Thank you, the

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