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Transfer one's warmth to another. My mother brought me a plate of plums and gave me some food, and I said, "No, I want to control my sugar intake." The gym is actually a casino, and the boss bets that the guests can't hold on for a few days. - DayDayNews

Transfer one's warmth to another. My mother brought me a plate of plums and gave me some food, and I said, "No, I want to control my sugar intake." The gym is actually a casino, and the boss bets that the guests can't hold on for a few days.

Happy Moment｜My body is made of iron, my bed is made of magnet

03/10 1694

A foreign courier confessed that he really would treat customers differently, and the difference criterion was whether the other party had a dog! Send express delivery to families without dogs - go and go quickly, without any feelings! But when there is a dog at this family and t - DayDayNews

A foreign courier confessed that he really would treat customers differently, and the difference criterion was whether the other party had a dog! Send express delivery to families without dogs - go and go quickly, without any feelings! But when there is a dog at this family and t

The courier confesses that he will treat customers differently, and the standard is... Is there any dog?

03/10 1274

Is the threshold for such an industry so high now? It should be fine if you sell twice as much cantaloupe melon as you cut out like this. Brother, are you doing it? - DayDayNews

Is the threshold for such an industry so high now? It should be fine if you sell twice as much cantaloupe melon as you cut out like this. Brother, are you doing it?

"The girl was wearing nail pants and took the bus. She suddenly braked suddenly and was so embarrassed in an instant." Hahahaha

03/10 1420

The rabbit died literally translated as "the rabbit is dead". If I say the literal translation is not correct, how would you understand this sentence? "Damn rabbit" "Waiting for rabbit" 01 "The rabbit died" What does "The rabbit died" mean? "We'll have to get married. The rabbit - DayDayNews

The rabbit died literally translated as "the rabbit is dead". If I say the literal translation is not correct, how would you understand this sentence? "Damn rabbit" "Waiting for rabbit" 01 "The rabbit died" What does "The rabbit died" mean? "We'll have to get married. The rabbit

Does The rabbit die mean "the rabbit is dead"?

03/09 1301

What should I do if my good guy actually dug out so many things in the hoe field? In the face of nature, humans are so small. I don’t know what family conditions this is, but I don’t know what to do. - DayDayNews

What should I do if my good guy actually dug out so many things in the hoe field? In the face of nature, humans are so small. I don’t know what family conditions this is, but I don’t know what to do.

A moment of relaxation: What guy, this hoe has dug out so many things, what should I do

03/09 1235

In his student days, exams were definitely one of the most difficult things. Maybe you never know what the invigilator is doing underneath when you scratch your head! - DayDayNews

In his student days, exams were definitely one of the most difficult things. Maybe you never know what the invigilator is doing underneath when you scratch your head!

I hope you will never understand what the invigilator is doing behind your back

03/09 1154

Many people call themselves foodies, but in fact, not only humans have foodies, but also dog foodies in the dog world. Today, let’s take a look at dog foodies of different sizes. Which one do you think is the most edible? When it comes to pugs, the degree of eating of pugs is tha - DayDayNews

Many people call themselves foodies, but in fact, not only humans have foodies, but also dog foodies in the dog world. Today, let’s take a look at dog foodies of different sizes. Which one do you think is the most edible? When it comes to pugs, the degree of eating of pugs is tha

Take a look at the "foodies" of dogs of different sizes. Which one do you think is the most edible?

03/09 1067

This is a good way to let the cat entertain themselves and save a lot of trouble. Wait, I remember that the steering wheel of each car has one steering wheel, why are there two of them? - DayDayNews

This is a good way to let the cat entertain themselves and save a lot of trouble. Wait, I remember that the steering wheel of each car has one steering wheel, why are there two of them?

A moment of ease: I remember that every car has a steering wheel, why are there two?

03/09 1013

Chatting on your phone, a stranger suddenly popped up: I like you, do you have a girlfriend? I: I'm sorry I have a girlfriend. Stranger: No wonder you are playing with your phone holding you every day. I am your dad. - DayDayNews

Chatting on your phone, a stranger suddenly popped up: I like you, do you have a girlfriend? I: I'm sorry I have a girlfriend. Stranger: No wonder you are playing with your phone holding you every day. I am your dad.

I'm your girlfriend, I know you don't like me anymore

03/09 1191

1. The teacher looked at us on the podium and sighed heavily and said: I quit smoking for you! Because I am afraid that if I don’t pay attention, I will light up all of you buns! 2. When the recruitment results come out, several students were admitted, that is, they had to leave - DayDayNews

1. The teacher looked at us on the podium and sighed heavily and said: I quit smoking for you! Because I am afraid that if I don’t pay attention, I will light up all of you buns! 2. When the recruitment results come out, several students were admitted, that is, they had to leave

[Happy moment on the weekend] I feel stressed when I see the teacher. Why?

03/09 1147

Cowherd is an ordinary young man, and he lives alone at home with an old cow. One day, Lao Niu said to Niu Lang, "If you go to the pool at the back of the village, if you see a skirt, don't say anything, just take it back." The Cowherd ran to the pool happily and saw a beautiful - DayDayNews

Cowherd is an ordinary young man, and he lives alone at home with an old cow. One day, Lao Niu said to Niu Lang, "If you go to the pool at the back of the village, if you see a skirt, don't say anything, just take it back." The Cowherd ran to the pool happily and saw a beautiful

A joke about the love of the Cowherd (micro novel)

03/09 1238

The Director of Education gave a lecture today: Our school is the place where you can succeed in adulthood. After diagnosing the patient's condition, the doctor said seriously: Your disease must be operated. - DayDayNews

The Director of Education gave a lecture today: Our school is the place where you can succeed in adulthood. After diagnosing the patient's condition, the doctor said seriously: Your disease must be operated.

No, no laughter: Why do I listen to you as if you are buying a grave

03/08 1800

One night, my wife and I were watching the TV series The Deer and the Cauldron. My four-year-old son was also watching with us. As we were watching, my son suddenly said to my wife loudly: Mom, I have grown up and I will marry seven wives too! - DayDayNews

One night, my wife and I were watching the TV series The Deer and the Cauldron. My four-year-old son was also watching with us. As we were watching, my son suddenly said to my wife loudly: Mom, I have grown up and I will marry seven wives too!

Three jokes, I want to laugh out loud (11)

03/08 1520

Hello everyone! A wonderful day is coming again! Let's start today's joy! I hope you are happy every day in front of the screen! ▼This is 20 million [laughing and crying] ▼How can I make money? [cover my face] ▼Is it okay to eat like this if I lose weight? ▼There is not much affe - DayDayNews

Hello everyone! A wonderful day is coming again! Let's start today's joy! I hope you are happy every day in front of the screen! ▼This is 20 million [laughing and crying] ▼How can I make money? [cover my face] ▼Is it okay to eat like this if I lose weight? ▼There is not much affe

Hilarious reply: Every time I eat at school, I will receive strange eyes. What should I do?

03/08 1508

Humans, I will show you what street dance is. Have you seen it clearly? I go shopping with my owner and take my own children with me. This way of sending leaflets is so cute. If I meet them, I will get one. - DayDayNews

Humans, I will show you what street dance is. Have you seen it clearly? I go shopping with my owner and take my own children with me. This way of sending leaflets is so cute. If I meet them, I will get one.

A moment of relaxation: Humans, I will show you what street dance is, you can see clearly

03/08 1654