DayDayNews

Get all the hottest headlines on the whole network in one web

  • Home
  • entertainment
  • emotion
  • sports
  • history
  • game
  • premier
  • nba
  • health
  • constellation
  • lose
  • international
  • technology
  • funny
  • fashion
  • car
  • food
  • baby
  • hotcomm
  • military
  • newsstar
  • beauty
  • erciyuan
  • housepet
  • movie
  • drama
  • shows
  • gossip
  • digitals
  • regimen
  • science
  • psychological
  • story
  • buddhism
  • article
  • education
  • home
  • news
  • finance
  • fengshui
  • migrant
Home funny
"When going out with a female classmate, what should I do next?" Car: What's going on? Can't afford to play? I drove a tank to hit us. My buddy got married to a single mother, and the girl was with her family, did she lose or did she lose? - DayDayNews funny

"When going out with a female classmate, what should I do next?" Car: What's going on? Can't afford to play? I drove a tank to hit us. My buddy got married to a single mother, and the girl was with her family, did she lose or did she lose?

Going out with female classmates, what should I do next? Netizens' comments are too harsh
DayDayNews 10/07 1923
1. Let me share with you that this kind of dog is called "Husky". Those who raise dogs should be cautious and cautious! 2. There is such a classmate. Do you still dare to sleep in class? No matter how sleepy you are, you can wake up immediately! I even suspect that he is the spy - DayDayNews funny

1. Let me share with you that this kind of dog is called "Husky". Those who raise dogs should be cautious and cautious! 2. There is such a classmate. Do you still dare to sleep in class? No matter how sleepy you are, you can wake up immediately! I even suspect that he is the spy

The girl was still talking to the little sisters, but she didn't notice that the boys next to her were all swept away by you!
DayDayNews 10/07 1061
If you choose a good major, you will win the college entrance examination every year. While studying baldness, college students often use this sentence to make self-mockery. The most commonly complained university major is probably medicine. It is said that a successful medical s - DayDayNews funny

If you choose a good major, you will win the college entrance examination every year. While studying baldness, college students often use this sentence to make self-mockery. The most commonly complained university major is probably medicine. It is said that a successful medical s

The old man handles medical models and his alternative techniques became popular on campus. Netizens: They are both scared and a little funny
DayDayNews 10/07 1344
Have you guys kept in a good mood as always? If not, it doesn’t matter. Today’s source of happiness has been delivered, come and check it out! 01 The male god cannot be told about this incident: Why does the milk tea ingredients taste weird today? 02 "Dead" grandma: Who said behi - DayDayNews funny

Have you guys kept in a good mood as always? If not, it doesn’t matter. Today’s source of happiness has been delivered, come and check it out! 01 The male god cannot be told about this incident: Why does the milk tea ingredients taste weird today? 02 "Dead" grandma: Who said behi

Feeding the male god mouth to mouth to drink milk tea, but accidentally died of a community? Please have a pair of eyes that you haven't seen before
DayDayNews 10/06 1487
Do doctors in the hospital have some talent for jokes and how can I write a case book so humorous▼Doctor: It means unfortunate, very unfortunate▼Respect the patient’s rhetoric▼Which novel is indeed intermittent▼I can’t help laughing after reading▼I don’t need to describe the pati - DayDayNews funny

Do doctors in the hospital have some talent for jokes and how can I write a case book so humorous▼Doctor: It means unfortunate, very unfortunate▼Respect the patient’s rhetoric▼Which novel is indeed intermittent▼I can’t help laughing after reading▼I don’t need to describe the pati

How funny is it to the doctor describe the cause of the patient? Netizen: I'm going to laugh
DayDayNews 10/06 1312
No problem, the table tennis table is used to play table tennis, so what is the racket used for? As a photographer, you have to know everything. It is worthy of being a photographer. - DayDayNews funny

No problem, the table tennis table is used to play table tennis, so what is the racket used for? As a photographer, you have to know everything. It is worthy of being a photographer.

No problem, the ping-pong table is used to play ping-pong, so what is the racket used for
DayDayNews 10/06 1252
I have to say that few people can do this technology. How did this car get started? I haven't figured it out yet. Now that I have a wife, I may not even be able to get in without any real skills. - DayDayNews funny

I have to say that few people can do this technology. How did this car get started? I haven't figured it out yet. Now that I have a wife, I may not even be able to get in without any real skills.

Funny GIF: I have to say that few people can do this technology
DayDayNews 10/06 1384
What kind of cube is clearly a cylinder? 16. I went to my boyfriend's house for the first time and knew that I was from Sichuan and loved to eat spicy food. What does this mean in his house? - DayDayNews funny

What kind of cube is clearly a cylinder? 16. I went to my boyfriend's house for the first time and knew that I was from Sichuan and loved to eat spicy food. What does this mean in his house?

"Salt Selection Reply" What cube is obviously a cylinder, okay?
DayDayNews 10/06 1634
1. My childhood friend often goes to Quanjude downstairs to eat roast duck. The boss’s wife is very delicious in her 30s and has been familiar with her. Every time she went to have a meal to check out, she deliberately flirted with her: "I will take you to the bar tonight, will y - DayDayNews funny

1. My childhood friend often goes to Quanjude downstairs to eat roast duck. The boss’s wife is very delicious in her 30s and has been familiar with her. Every time she went to have a meal to check out, she deliberately flirted with her: "I will take you to the bar tonight, will y

Brother, if you have any objections to your girlfriend, I will take it away!
DayDayNews 10/06 1531
At the class reunion, I drank some wine. A male classmate suddenly asked me how I would go back later. I said I would take a taxi back! Then a group of classmates said in unison that it was not safe to take a taxi by myself at night, so they asked me to call my husband and ask hi - DayDayNews funny

At the class reunion, I drank some wine. A male classmate suddenly asked me how I would go back later. I said I would take a taxi back! Then a group of classmates said in unison that it was not safe to take a taxi by myself at night, so they asked me to call my husband and ask hi

Girl, your tattoo is amazing, especially the one-horned fairy who is flapping her wings and about to fly, it is really lifelike
DayDayNews 10/06 1697
The descendants took out our photos. Will it be the following style? But if you think this is too troublesome. Xiao Meng has another one here, which is simpler and faster. - DayDayNews funny

The descendants took out our photos. Will it be the following style? But if you think this is too troublesome. Xiao Meng has another one here, which is simpler and faster.

Unintentionally flipped through the private photos of my grandfather's phone, but found... Haha, I can't imagine the picture
DayDayNews 10/06 1696
Girl, you feel so accurate, but unfortunately you only guessed the beginning, but not the end. They are all good brothers, what's wrong with eating your bite? Brother, you said you didn’t sleep well? Why are you running into the ditch? - DayDayNews funny

Girl, you feel so accurate, but unfortunately you only guessed the beginning, but not the end. They are all good brothers, what's wrong with eating your bite? Brother, you said you didn’t sleep well? Why are you running into the ditch?

Girl, you feel so accurate, but unfortunately you only guessed the beginning, but not the end
DayDayNews 10/06 1485
Which one hurts more if 10 kilograms of cotton or 10 kilograms of iron is hit on the foot? I was stupid and came out to get a takeaway and closed the door! What kind of apples I picked up on the roadside are quite delicious. - DayDayNews funny

Which one hurts more if 10 kilograms of cotton or 10 kilograms of iron is hit on the foot? I was stupid and came out to get a takeaway and closed the door! What kind of apples I picked up on the roadside are quite delicious.

Why are some cold and beautiful girls being chased by tycoons in society?
DayDayNews 10/06 1188
Brother, you should think about how you explain to your wife later. I wish you all the crocodile with ghosts abroad: Do I want to save face? - DayDayNews funny

Brother, you should think about how you explain to your wife later. I wish you all the crocodile with ghosts abroad: Do I want to save face?

Girl, are you pants or skirts? Too personality, the rate of looking back on the street is too high
DayDayNews 10/06 1791
Brother, I don’t want to blame you for your car. If you have a little too long, anyone will drive it. If there is no surveillance, it will be really hard to explain. It looks like true love. I protect my elder brother like this so that I won’t hit him when I come down. - DayDayNews funny

Brother, I don’t want to blame you for your car. If you have a little too long, anyone will drive it. If there is no surveillance, it will be really hard to explain. It looks like true love. I protect my elder brother like this so that I won’t hit him when I come down.

Brother, I don't want to blame you, but your car is a bit long, and anyone who drives it will cause trouble.
DayDayNews 10/06 1829

    Recommended

  • Non-commercial sharing and reprinting, compiled from the Internet, infringement and deletion. The scenery of mountains and rivers of the motherland. - DayDayNews Non-commercial sharing and reprinting, compiled from the Internet, infringement and deletion. The scenery of mountains and rivers of the motherland. 10/19 1561
  • In the February 8th incident, Aunt Du was definitely a very strange existence. As a mother who lost her own child, there was no sadness on her face, only a smile. Also, how can a sick son who has not been seen for 28 years compare to a healthy cake? Therefore, she can tell her pa - DayDayNews In the February 8th incident, Aunt Du was definitely a very strange existence. As a mother who lost her own child, there was no sadness on her face, only a smile. Also, how can a sick son who has not been seen for 28 years compare to a healthy cake? Therefore, she can tell her pa 10/18 1368
  • My son's eyes were opened today. Of course, there is also that dress. The pigs in your village are usually scared to death by their masters, right? [Worker] Call daddy before we break up, and after the breakup, you have to call daddy to vacuum cleaner: put less cumin next time an - DayDayNews My son's eyes were opened today. Of course, there is also that dress. The pigs in your village are usually scared to death by their masters, right? [Worker] Call daddy before we break up, and after the breakup, you have to call daddy to vacuum cleaner: put less cumin next time an 10/16 1311
  • Are you so strict when joining the group? Is this the legendary high emotional intelligence? Hahaha, my grandma and I have already lost their temper. I am afraid of you? Are you so happy to drop 0.1 degrees Celsius? - DayDayNews Are you so strict when joining the group? Is this the legendary high emotional intelligence? Hahaha, my grandma and I have already lost their temper. I am afraid of you? Are you so happy to drop 0.1 degrees Celsius? 10/16 1252
  • Life requires wisdom, but not everyone can become a wise man in life. As mortals, perhaps we can only rely on a little bit of cleverness to show how "comfortable" we are when facing difficulties. - DayDayNews Life requires wisdom, but not everyone can become a wise man in life. As mortals, perhaps we can only rely on a little bit of cleverness to show how "comfortable" we are when facing difficulties. 10/20 1024
  • As long as I lay down, he watched beside me, which made me feel embarrassed and wanted to speak, but I didn't expect the old man to speak first. Killer: No, wait a minute, I want to help you save some money. - DayDayNews As long as I lay down, he watched beside me, which made me feel embarrassed and wanted to speak, but I didn't expect the old man to speak first. Killer: No, wait a minute, I want to help you save some money. 10/13 1438
  • Sometimes, a person who others say "suddenly becomes cold and selfish" may just awaken his self-awareness and start to love himself. It’s the end of 2022. During this year, many people have had disputes and conflicts, large and small, with me. I sincerely request these people to - DayDayNews Sometimes, a person who others say "suddenly becomes cold and selfish" may just awaken his self-awareness and start to love himself. It’s the end of 2022. During this year, many people have had disputes and conflicts, large and small, with me. I sincerely request these people to 10/18 1956
  • "Why do many boys would rather play games than chase girls?" Beauty, your clothes are too shabby, and I'm losing all my hair. It's impossible to rest. Get up and go to work. Get up and make money. - DayDayNews "Why do many boys would rather play games than chase girls?" Beauty, your clothes are too shabby, and I'm losing all my hair. It's impossible to rest. Get up and go to work. Get up and make money. 10/17 1211
  • God’s reply: How do you politely say that you want to change your technician? I am willing to give up drinking milk tea for a year in exchange for a boy who is not addicted to smoking, chewing betel nuts, drinks moderately, and is introverted and clingy. If you can see me all the - DayDayNews God’s reply: How do you politely say that you want to change your technician? I am willing to give up drinking milk tea for a year in exchange for a boy who is not addicted to smoking, chewing betel nuts, drinks moderately, and is introverted and clingy. If you can see me all the 10/13 1606
  • Living in a fast-paced urban life, facing busy work and life pressure, how long has it been since you laughed to your heart's content? Your baby has grasped the essence of the little yellow duck. - DayDayNews Living in a fast-paced urban life, facing busy work and life pressure, how long has it been since you laughed to your heart's content? Your baby has grasped the essence of the little yellow duck. 10/14 1103

    Hot

  • 1 I hope that I, Wei Wuxian, can spend my whole life fighting against evil and supporting the weak, with no regrets in my heart. 2 Even if it’s just a dream, I don’t want to wake up. 3 As for me, if someone else strikes first, I have to fight back. - DayDayNews 1 I hope that I, Wei Wuxian, can spend my whole life fighting against evil and supporting the weak, with no regrets in my heart. 2 Even if it’s just a dream, I don’t want to wake up. 3 As for me, if someone else strikes first, I have to fight back. 10/17 1108
  • As long as I lay down, he watched beside me, which made me feel embarrassed and wanted to speak, but I didn't expect the old man to speak first. Killer: No, wait a minute, I want to help you save some money. - DayDayNews As long as I lay down, he watched beside me, which made me feel embarrassed and wanted to speak, but I didn't expect the old man to speak first. Killer: No, wait a minute, I want to help you save some money. 10/13 1438
  • #头头creationchallenge# Today, I saw a netizen leaving a message, which I think makes sense. Netizens said that in the case of Ye’s father in Qixian County, the instigator was 55-year-old Ye Hongqing, nicknamed Brother Meng. Originally, at the banquet, after paying down 200 yuan, h - DayDayNews #头头creationchallenge# Today, I saw a netizen leaving a message, which I think makes sense. Netizens said that in the case of Ye’s father in Qixian County, the instigator was 55-year-old Ye Hongqing, nicknamed Brother Meng. Originally, at the banquet, after paying down 200 yuan, h 10/19 1319
  • Life requires wisdom, but not everyone can become a wise man in life. As mortals, perhaps we can only rely on a little bit of cleverness to show how "comfortable" we are when facing difficulties. - DayDayNews Life requires wisdom, but not everyone can become a wise man in life. As mortals, perhaps we can only rely on a little bit of cleverness to show how "comfortable" we are when facing difficulties. 10/20 1024
  • 1. Without two smoke bombs, I would not dare to pass by here. 2. The family named Liu wrote the first couplet: "Liu Bang, Liu Bei, and Andy Lau", and other families responded domineeringly to the second couplet! 3. The shoes my mother mended for me, my classmates said they were v - DayDayNews 1. Without two smoke bombs, I would not dare to pass by here. 2. The family named Liu wrote the first couplet: "Liu Bang, Liu Bei, and Andy Lau", and other families responded domineeringly to the second couplet! 3. The shoes my mother mended for me, my classmates said they were v 10/19 1265
  • As the saying goes: "One smile will make your worries run away; two smiles will dissipate your anger; three smiles will make you regretful; four smiles will escape the disease; five smiles will never grow old; six smiles will make you happy. Smile often and your life span will be - DayDayNews As the saying goes: "One smile will make your worries run away; two smiles will dissipate your anger; three smiles will make you regretful; four smiles will escape the disease; five smiles will never grow old; six smiles will make you happy. Smile often and your life span will be 10/15 1230
  • Will mosquitoes bulge when bitten by mosquitoes? At which moment do you realize which person you can't have a deep friendship with? Some people say it's someone who hid a gun in the past, while others say it's a grave mound. - DayDayNews Will mosquitoes bulge when bitten by mosquitoes? At which moment do you realize which person you can't have a deep friendship with? Some people say it's someone who hid a gun in the past, while others say it's a grave mound. 10/18 1332
  • Hello everyone, I am Sand Sculpture Library, follow me to update interesting sand sculptures every day. Conan: Unexpectedly, I know how to shrink my bones. 18. Sister: It depends on whether I do it or not. - DayDayNews Hello everyone, I am Sand Sculpture Library, follow me to update interesting sand sculptures every day. Conan: Unexpectedly, I know how to shrink my bones. 18. Sister: It depends on whether I do it or not. 10/18 1534
  • The bull asked the cow why she had been barking so frequently recently. The cow said: There is a mole on the hoof and there are many moles on the feet. When I go to work, I will be like: I will do the same work over and over again, but I will not gain experience, let alone upgrad - DayDayNews The bull asked the cow why she had been barking so frequently recently. The cow said: There is a mole on the hoof and there are many moles on the feet. When I go to work, I will be like: I will do the same work over and over again, but I will not gain experience, let alone upgrad 10/16 1541
  • God's reply: The experience value of this sword directly promoted him from a fresh graduate to a section chief. God’s reply: After being hit by a modified car and paralyzed: Why doesn’t the country crack down on modified cars? - DayDayNews God's reply: The experience value of this sword directly promoted him from a fresh graduate to a section chief. God’s reply: After being hit by a modified car and paralyzed: Why doesn’t the country crack down on modified cars? 10/18 1684

    Hot Comments

  • 5G is fast. My 3G is still in the fall, but yours will be in the summer. Think about it, how much extra time you can have if you don't sleep for a day. Cat: I have lost five hundred years of life. Do you have any clues about this? - DayDayNews 5G is fast. My 3G is still in the fall, but yours will be in the summer. Think about it, how much extra time you can have if you don't sleep for a day. Cat: I have lost five hundred years of life. Do you have any clues about this? 10/18 1623
  • 1 In this ruthless age, if you want others to miss you, the best way is to refuse to pay back the money you owe. 2. My second-rate girlfriend visited my home for the first time yesterday and asked my father’s zodiac sign during dinner. I said, "He is the most stubborn one in the - DayDayNews 1 In this ruthless age, if you want others to miss you, the best way is to refuse to pay back the money you owe. 2. My second-rate girlfriend visited my home for the first time yesterday and asked my father’s zodiac sign during dinner. I said, "He is the most stubborn one in the 10/18 1789
  • "Why do many boys would rather play games than chase girls?" Beauty, your clothes are too shabby, and I'm losing all my hair. It's impossible to rest. Get up and go to work. Get up and make money. - DayDayNews "Why do many boys would rather play games than chase girls?" Beauty, your clothes are too shabby, and I'm losing all my hair. It's impossible to rest. Get up and go to work. Get up and make money. 10/17 1211
  • 1. I missed the bus at work, so I chased the bus. A man riding an electric scooter shouted next to the bus: "Come on!" A warm current suddenly surged in my heart. Just when I wanted to express my gratitude to the beauty of the world, the man shouted again: "Master, come on, don't - DayDayNews 1. I missed the bus at work, so I chased the bus. A man riding an electric scooter shouted next to the bus: "Come on!" A warm current suddenly surged in my heart. Just when I wanted to express my gratitude to the beauty of the world, the man shouted again: "Master, come on, don't 10/18 1550
  • Boy, there is indeed a reason why you are single. Lucky Cat, I’m probably talking about you. Not even straight men can do such a thing. Just tell me if it is an artificial mutton roll. - DayDayNews Boy, there is indeed a reason why you are single. Lucky Cat, I’m probably talking about you. Not even straight men can do such a thing. Just tell me if it is an artificial mutton roll. 10/15 1111
  • 1. Hilarious and funny jokes in meetings. When signing in for a meeting, there was a pretty girl in front of me. The manager looked at her and said: She is so beautiful, why are her words written like this? When I saw that her handwriting was as ugly as mine, I felt reassured. Th - DayDayNews 1. Hilarious and funny jokes in meetings. When signing in for a meeting, there was a pretty girl in front of me. The manager looked at her and said: She is so beautiful, why are her words written like this? When I saw that her handwriting was as ugly as mine, I felt reassured. Th 10/18 1336
  • Guess the idiom by looking at the picture (answers at the bottom) When I was a child, my mother took me to my grandma’s house to deliver things on her bicycle. As a result, she rode too fast on the way and knocked me down. My mother didn’t notice and rode away on the bicycle, lea - DayDayNews Guess the idiom by looking at the picture (answers at the bottom) When I was a child, my mother took me to my grandma’s house to deliver things on her bicycle. As a result, she rode too fast on the way and knocked me down. My mother didn’t notice and rode away on the bicycle, lea 10/13 1540
  • 1 I hope that I, Wei Wuxian, can spend my whole life fighting against evil and supporting the weak, with no regrets in my heart. 2 Even if it’s just a dream, I don’t want to wake up. 3 As for me, if someone else strikes first, I have to fight back. - DayDayNews 1 I hope that I, Wei Wuxian, can spend my whole life fighting against evil and supporting the weak, with no regrets in my heart. 2 Even if it’s just a dream, I don’t want to wake up. 3 As for me, if someone else strikes first, I have to fight back. 10/17 1108
  • Friends, it is said that this is the place where I will stay for the next three years. I collapsed after seeing it. Should I repeat it or go to it? There are only a few in the Three Kingdoms who can get in and out of the enemy's army, such as Dian Wei, Zhang Liao, Zhou Tai, Zhao - DayDayNews Friends, it is said that this is the place where I will stay for the next three years. I collapsed after seeing it. Should I repeat it or go to it? There are only a few in the Three Kingdoms who can get in and out of the enemy's army, such as Dian Wei, Zhang Liao, Zhou Tai, Zhao 10/17 1236
  • Son: You'd better pronounce it wrong. The old father who lived an outrageous life 2. *Extensive medical treatment is the beginning of cancer. This doesn't work well with TV. Kowtow to TV. What difference does it make to beg it to heal quickly? - DayDayNews Son: You'd better pronounce it wrong. The old father who lived an outrageous life 2. *Extensive medical treatment is the beginning of cancer. This doesn't work well with TV. Kowtow to TV. What difference does it make to beg it to heal quickly? 10/19 1327

Category

  • entertainment
  • emotion
  • sports
  • history
  • game
  • premier
  • nba
  • health
  • constellation
  • lose
  • international
  • technology
  • funny
  • fashion
  • car
  • food
  • baby
  • hotcomm
  • military
  • newsstar
  • beauty
  • erciyuan
  • housepet
  • movie
  • drama
  • shows
  • gossip
  • digitals
  • regimen
  • science
  • psychological
  • story
  • buddhism
  • article
  • education
  • home
  • news
  • finance
  • fengshui
  • migrant

Copyright © DayDayNews