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"When going out with a female classmate, what should I do next?" Car: What's going on? Can't afford to play? I drove a tank to hit us. My buddy got married to a single mother, and the girl was with her family, did she lose or did she lose? - DayDayNews funny

"When going out with a female classmate, what should I do next?" Car: What's going on? Can't afford to play? I drove a tank to hit us. My buddy got married to a single mother, and the girl was with her family, did she lose or did she lose?

Going out with female classmates, what should I do next? Netizens' comments are too harsh
DayDayNews 10/07 1923
1. Let me share with you that this kind of dog is called "Husky". Those who raise dogs should be cautious and cautious! 2. There is such a classmate. Do you still dare to sleep in class? No matter how sleepy you are, you can wake up immediately! I even suspect that he is the spy  - DayDayNews funny

1. Let me share with you that this kind of dog is called "Husky". Those who raise dogs should be cautious and cautious! 2. There is such a classmate. Do you still dare to sleep in class? No matter how sleepy you are, you can wake up immediately! I even suspect that he is the spy

The girl was still talking to the little sisters, but she didn't notice that the boys next to her were all swept away by you!
DayDayNews 10/07 1061
If you choose a good major, you will win the college entrance examination every year. While studying baldness, college students often use this sentence to make self-mockery. The most commonly complained university major is probably medicine. It is said that a successful medical s - DayDayNews funny

If you choose a good major, you will win the college entrance examination every year. While studying baldness, college students often use this sentence to make self-mockery. The most commonly complained university major is probably medicine. It is said that a successful medical s

The old man handles medical models and his alternative techniques became popular on campus. Netizens: They are both scared and a little funny
DayDayNews 10/07 1344
Have you guys kept in a good mood as always? If not, it doesn’t matter. Today’s source of happiness has been delivered, come and check it out! 01 The male god cannot be told about this incident: Why does the milk tea ingredients taste weird today? 02 "Dead" grandma: Who said behi - DayDayNews funny

Have you guys kept in a good mood as always? If not, it doesn’t matter. Today’s source of happiness has been delivered, come and check it out! 01 The male god cannot be told about this incident: Why does the milk tea ingredients taste weird today? 02 "Dead" grandma: Who said behi

Feeding the male god mouth to mouth to drink milk tea, but accidentally died of a community? Please have a pair of eyes that you haven't seen before
DayDayNews 10/06 1487
Do doctors in the hospital have some talent for jokes and how can I write a case book so humorous▼Doctor: It means unfortunate, very unfortunate▼Respect the patient’s rhetoric▼Which novel is indeed intermittent▼I can’t help laughing after reading▼I don’t need to describe the pati - DayDayNews funny

Do doctors in the hospital have some talent for jokes and how can I write a case book so humorous▼Doctor: It means unfortunate, very unfortunate▼Respect the patient’s rhetoric▼Which novel is indeed intermittent▼I can’t help laughing after reading▼I don’t need to describe the pati

How funny is it to the doctor describe the cause of the patient? Netizen: I'm going to laugh
DayDayNews 10/06 1312
No problem, the table tennis table is used to play table tennis, so what is the racket used for? As a photographer, you have to know everything. It is worthy of being a photographer. - DayDayNews funny

No problem, the table tennis table is used to play table tennis, so what is the racket used for? As a photographer, you have to know everything. It is worthy of being a photographer.

No problem, the ping-pong table is used to play ping-pong, so what is the racket used for
DayDayNews 10/06 1252
I have to say that few people can do this technology. How did this car get started? I haven't figured it out yet. Now that I have a wife, I may not even be able to get in without any real skills. - DayDayNews funny

I have to say that few people can do this technology. How did this car get started? I haven't figured it out yet. Now that I have a wife, I may not even be able to get in without any real skills.

Funny GIF: I have to say that few people can do this technology
DayDayNews 10/06 1384
What kind of cube is clearly a cylinder? 16. I went to my boyfriend's house for the first time and knew that I was from Sichuan and loved to eat spicy food. What does this mean in his house? - DayDayNews funny

What kind of cube is clearly a cylinder? 16. I went to my boyfriend's house for the first time and knew that I was from Sichuan and loved to eat spicy food. What does this mean in his house?

"Salt Selection Reply" What cube is obviously a cylinder, okay?
DayDayNews 10/06 1634
1. My childhood friend often goes to Quanjude downstairs to eat roast duck. The boss’s wife is very delicious in her 30s and has been familiar with her. Every time she went to have a meal to check out, she deliberately flirted with her: "I will take you to the bar tonight, will y - DayDayNews funny

1. My childhood friend often goes to Quanjude downstairs to eat roast duck. The boss’s wife is very delicious in her 30s and has been familiar with her. Every time she went to have a meal to check out, she deliberately flirted with her: "I will take you to the bar tonight, will y

Brother, if you have any objections to your girlfriend, I will take it away!
DayDayNews 10/06 1531
At the class reunion, I drank some wine. A male classmate suddenly asked me how I would go back later. I said I would take a taxi back! Then a group of classmates said in unison that it was not safe to take a taxi by myself at night, so they asked me to call my husband and ask hi - DayDayNews funny

At the class reunion, I drank some wine. A male classmate suddenly asked me how I would go back later. I said I would take a taxi back! Then a group of classmates said in unison that it was not safe to take a taxi by myself at night, so they asked me to call my husband and ask hi

Girl, your tattoo is amazing, especially the one-horned fairy who is flapping her wings and about to fly, it is really lifelike
DayDayNews 10/06 1697
The descendants took out our photos. Will it be the following style? But if you think this is too troublesome. Xiao Meng has another one here, which is simpler and faster. - DayDayNews funny

The descendants took out our photos. Will it be the following style? But if you think this is too troublesome. Xiao Meng has another one here, which is simpler and faster.

Unintentionally flipped through the private photos of my grandfather's phone, but found... Haha, I can't imagine the picture
DayDayNews 10/06 1696
Girl, you feel so accurate, but unfortunately you only guessed the beginning, but not the end. They are all good brothers, what's wrong with eating your bite? Brother, you said you didn’t sleep well? Why are you running into the ditch? - DayDayNews funny

Girl, you feel so accurate, but unfortunately you only guessed the beginning, but not the end. They are all good brothers, what's wrong with eating your bite? Brother, you said you didn’t sleep well? Why are you running into the ditch?

Girl, you feel so accurate, but unfortunately you only guessed the beginning, but not the end
DayDayNews 10/06 1485
Which one hurts more if 10 kilograms of cotton or 10 kilograms of iron is hit on the foot? I was stupid and came out to get a takeaway and closed the door! What kind of apples I picked up on the roadside are quite delicious. - DayDayNews funny

Which one hurts more if 10 kilograms of cotton or 10 kilograms of iron is hit on the foot? I was stupid and came out to get a takeaway and closed the door! What kind of apples I picked up on the roadside are quite delicious.

Why are some cold and beautiful girls being chased by tycoons in society?
DayDayNews 10/06 1188
Brother, you should think about how you explain to your wife later. I wish you all the crocodile with ghosts abroad: Do I want to save face? - DayDayNews funny

Brother, you should think about how you explain to your wife later. I wish you all the crocodile with ghosts abroad: Do I want to save face?

Girl, are you pants or skirts? Too personality, the rate of looking back on the street is too high
DayDayNews 10/06 1791
Brother, I don’t want to blame you for your car. If you have a little too long, anyone will drive it. If there is no surveillance, it will be really hard to explain. It looks like true love. I protect my elder brother like this so that I won’t hit him when I come down. - DayDayNews funny

Brother, I don’t want to blame you for your car. If you have a little too long, anyone will drive it. If there is no surveillance, it will be really hard to explain. It looks like true love. I protect my elder brother like this so that I won’t hit him when I come down.

Brother, I don't want to blame you, but your car is a bit long, and anyone who drives it will cause trouble.
DayDayNews 10/06 1829

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