1. My childhood friend often goes to Quanjude downstairs to eat roast duck. The boss’s wife is very delicious in her 30s and has been familiar with her. Every time she went to have a meal to check out, she deliberately flirted with her: "I will take you to the bar tonight, will y

. My childhood friend often goes downstairs to Quanjude to eat roast duck. The boss’s wife is very delicious in her 30s and has been familiar with her. Every time she went to have a meal to check out, she deliberately flirted with her: "I will take you to the bar tonight, will you leave?" She always smiled and refused to answer. That night, the child invited a female netizen to have dinner together. When checking out, the proprietress said, "Don't you take me to the bar tonight?" The female netizen turned around and left without saying a word... The child was helpless: "Boss, are you intentionally or jealous!"

. The school beauty confessed to me, and she stood in front of me and asked me shyly, "Do you want to be my boyfriend?" After a silence, I took out a photo from my shirt pocket. The photo was a gentle and lovely girl. She looked at it and her eyes dimmed, "Is she your girlfriend? It's very beautiful, I can't compare to her." After that, she left sadly. Looking at her leaving back, I was speechless. I put the photo back in my pocket and lit a cigarette. But in my heart, I thought: I'm not as beautiful as my women's clothes and want to be my girlfriend!

. After a long time of irregular diet, I finally got stomach disease . I went to the hospital and prescribed a large pack of medicine. Then I asked the doctor, and the doctor said how many tablets this one takes and how many tablets that one takes... I calculated that I would take eighteen pills at one time! The doctor gave me a blank look: "I have a disease to treat the disease, but I don't have a disease to satisfy my hunger. It's good for your stomach anyway... ''

. When I was a child, I went to the Internet cafe with a few classmates after school. As a result, my dad was caught while having fun. After returning home, my dad said softly: I was sweating all over, so go take a shower first. Suddenly I felt that spring was coming, so I quickly went to take a shower. Just after taking off your clothes, my dad kicked the bathroom door open and held the whip and said: Little bastard! I usually ask you to take off your clothes, but this time I will beat you to remember!

5. A girl was punished to run around the playground for being late for class. Unexpectedly, it started raining and the girl had to run in the rain. This is a boy holding an umbrella to her and running with him, moving the umbrella to the girl's head. The girl recognized the boy who had been watching her from the side for a long time, and her face turned red in an instant, and she whispered embarrassedly, "I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend..." The boy lowered his head and thought for a moment, and said to the girl affectionately, "Do you want it? There are ten umbrellas...

Brother, If you have any objections to your girlfriend, I will take

The taste of childhood. Now I rarely buy

hm, and I can't change the problem of loving other people's wives

This situation, maybe as long as the friends in the north know what's going on,

Mouse: Brother, my soul is gone, you can let me go