At the class reunion, I drank some wine. A male classmate suddenly asked me how I would go back later. I said I would take a taxi back! Then a group of classmates said in unison that it was not safe to take a taxi by myself at night, so they asked me to call my husband and ask hi

. After a classmate reunion, I drank some wine. A male classmate suddenly asked me how I would go back later. I said I would take a taxi back! Then a group of classmates said in unison that it was not safe to take a taxi by myself at night, so they asked me to call my husband and ask him to pick me up. I thought it made sense, so I called my husband. However, as soon as my husband came, he was dragged by his classmates and said that he had married the cold school beauties they had no choice but to ask for, and he insisted on having a drink with his husband. I stopped talking, called the designated driver and was taking care of my drunken husband in the back seat of the car.

. A few days ago, I called a better-looking girl with my friend to have midnight snack. The girl got drunk after drinking two glasses of beer and leaned on my friend's shoulder. Yesterday, I asked the girl out for midnight snack alone, but she was drunk and she was not drunk even though I was drunk. I couldn't understand at the time. I didn't see how my alcohol tolerance increased so quickly in the past two days. Until I woke up, I went to the bathroom, washed my face, and looked in the mirror. Suddenly I understood everything!

. During the rush hour after work, a young man took the subway. As soon as he squeezed up, he found that he had stepped on someone else. He turned his head and saw that it was a beautiful girl. He quickly blushed and apologized, "I'm sorry, Miss, I stepped on your foot." The girl looked confused. An aunt next to her spoke, "Young man, you are stepping on my feet." The young man's face turned redder and he hurriedly said to the aunt, "I'm sorry, aunt, I stepped on the wrong foot."

. When I was eight years old, I stole a cent from my family because of my greed. My mother found out and asked me to kneel down to my ancestors. Because of my stubborn nature, my mother later asked me to get up and refused to accept it and refused to eat. Finally, I couldn't bear it and ran to the kitchen secretly. I found a fried rice with eggs. After eating, I found that my mother was behind me. My mother said: Do you know why you were asked to kneel? I said: Because we are poor. My mother said: Because we must have ambition.

5. On Valentine's Day, the beauty of the company Linlin received a call from the front desk saying that someone gave her flowers. Linlin ran downstairs excitedly, wow! She saw from a distance that there was a big bouquet of beautiful flowers on the front desk, more than one person tall! Linlin was overjoyed and bent down and started moving flowers hard. The front desk lady looked at her in confusion for a long time, and finally realized what she was going to do. She quickly said, "I'm sorry, my wife, your flower is here, it's the potted plant of our company..."

6. The company wants to draw two people to go there. It is cold and no one wants to go. Seeing that I was easy to talk to, the leader sent me and another leader. I don’t want to go either. I said: The person sent to represent the company’s image. You can send Xiao Zhang to it, he has a good image. Leader: I think you are still the best candidate. If you go, it will mean that the food in our company is good!

7. My colleague lost his phone and was anxious to look for it in the whole office. Because I had a good relationship with her, I helped her look at various places, but still couldn't find them. Seeing that she was so anxious, I comforted her: Don’t be anxious, the more anxious you are to look for it, the less it will appear. This is just like grabbing sand. The tighter you grab, the less you can't hold the sand. It's better to try to relax. My colleague gave me a blank look: After letting go, I saw that there was no grain of sand on my hand.

8. On the way to work this morning, I met an aunt who was holding a child in her hand and cried, shouting that you are not my mother, let go of me and let go of me, and then the aunt said yes, yes, yes, yes, I am not your mother, see how I deal with you when I go home. People on the road just looked at it and didn't care. I thought to myself if it was a trafficking. I pulled the woman to the police station. She was very strong and threw me away immediately. I couldn't hold her back. A big brother from behind helped her and took her to the police station to check her identity. As a result, the mother and son were really mother and son. I apologized for half an hour, but I was deducted for late work.

9. As soon as I went out of the door, I saw an old man falling down. I held the bicycle and the old man told me not to run, and insisted that I hit him. I said: Uncle, I've ridden a bicycle, so don't cheat me.The old man sighed and said, "Oh, young man, you go." I quickly thanked me. This was a Lamborghini . The old man told me not to leave and stayed for him as a witness. He also said that I would change my BMW tomorrow. I was moved. There were still many good people in the world.

0, I was wandering on the road with the girl ticket and saw someone holding a puppy, which was very cute. I didn't know the species of dogs, so I asked the girl, "What kind of dog is that? It's so cute, so popular." The girl, without saying a word, ignored the surprised gaze of others, ran over and picked up the scared and struggling puppy, and turned the puppy over... "Brother, this is a male dog!" The girl, laughing and shouted at me...